《该如何反击别人说你皮肤黑呢》歌词

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[00:00:10] 嗨
[00:00:10] 大家好
[00:00:11] 我是单一
[00:00:11] 那这里仍然是由企鹅蛋独家播出
[00:00:16] 泪干不干干
[00:00:20] 每当有人问你你怎么这么黑的时候
[00:00:24] 你要如何机智的回答呢
[00:00:26] 不要紧张
[00:00:27] 有我呢
[00:00:29] 哇哦
[00:00:30] 不错呦
[00:00:30] 我会这么回答
[00:00:32] 我不是一个不停地人
[00:00:37] 我就是那种打着灯笼都找不着的好女人
[00:00:40] 哈哈
[00:00:42] 你怎么长得这么黑
[00:00:44] 谁谁在说话呢
[00:00:48] 我黑怎么了
[00:00:49] 晒你家太阳了吗
[00:00:53] 哦
[00:00:53] 你不知道我是热门上多了好的
[00:01:01] 哪怕天不够蓝还不够
[00:01:05] 还哪儿来
[00:01:07] 不太遥远
[00:01:09] 今天啊
[00:01:09] 我走在路上一个
[00:01:10] 哥们儿过来拍我
[00:01:11] 问要不要手机
[00:01:14] 嗯
[00:01:15] 什么型号的
[00:01:16] 多少钱啊
[00:01:16] 几成新的
[00:01:18] 他吸了一口烟
[00:01:19] 缓缓开口道
[00:01:20] 啊
[00:01:21] 你就站这看看中谁的跟我说都是300哎呀妈呀
[00:01:26] 吓死我了
[00:01:29] 飞翔
[00:01:30] 不想跟我走
[00:01:33] 重生最高傲的乌云啊
[00:01:37] 这两天拿到驾照
[00:01:38] 分期付款提了台小车
[00:01:40] 今天早上打电话跟我说
[00:01:42] 他把工作给辞啦
[00:01:44] 好好工作
[00:01:45] 你给辞啦
[00:01:46] 你是不喜欢自己工资还是不喜欢工作待遇啊
[00:01:50] 哦
[00:01:50] 都不是啊
[00:01:52] 那咋啦
[00:01:53] 我这上班地点离家太近啦
[00:01:56] 刚买的车都没有机会上路
[00:02:02] 我爱你
[00:02:06] 和你在一起说起车啊
[00:02:10] 乌云给我打电话
[00:02:11] 嗨
[00:02:12] 佳怡你快点下车
[00:02:13] 我接了车咱去兜风
[00:02:15] 我就赶紧啊梳妆打扮
[00:02:17] 慌里慌张下楼
[00:02:18] 就看见乌云在那边大货车上出汗
[00:02:21] 大爷你快点过来吧
[00:02:23] 普通的车震不住
[00:02:24] 你这回不怕爆胎啦
[00:02:28] 我是千斤顶啊
[00:02:31] 牙刷牙路上站着众生
[00:02:45] 还记得我初中同学啊
[00:02:46] 牛逼轰轰的
[00:02:47] 经常让我帮她写作业
[00:02:49] 我不写就揍我我呢就让着她
[00:02:52] 因为她有一个牛逼轰轰的老爸
[00:02:54] 本校校长
[00:02:56] 有一天他翘课出去玩
[00:02:57] 还让我写假条交给老师
[00:02:59] 我就随便编了个理由说
[00:03:02] 啊
[00:03:03] 他爷爷去世啦
[00:03:04] 要回家看看
[00:03:06] 结果第二天一大早
[00:03:07] 班主任提个花圈儿就去他家了
[00:03:11] 我只想问
[00:03:11] 班主任你还好吗
[00:03:22] 莫莫莫信心啊
[00:03:28] 回家的时候啊手机嘀嘀响
[00:03:30] 陆续收到我爸我妈还有大哥大嫂发来的红包
[00:03:35] 今天什么日子啊
[00:03:36] 什么情况呢
[00:03:38] 一会儿就收到我侄子用我哥的手机打来电话
[00:03:41] 姑姑
[00:03:42] 我偷偷用他们的手机给你发红包了
[00:03:44] 你回来时候给我带五块巧克力
[00:03:47] 四包薯片
[00:03:48] 六包辣条哎呀
[00:03:51] 这小子啥时候学会这技能啊
[00:03:53] 宝宝全部都带上手牵手
[00:03:57] 肩并肩我们含着棒棒糖老师
[00:04:01] 为什么鲁迅的儿子姓周呢
[00:04:04] 鲁迅是笔名
[00:04:05] 他本人姓周的
[00:04:07] 哼
[00:04:08] 你蒙谁呢
[00:04:09] 周迅是女人
[00:04:12] 处于战争
[00:04:17] 你好啊
[00:04:20] 节目最后啊
[00:04:21] 再问大家一个问题
[00:04:23] 为什么古代不让女人当官呢
[00:04:25] 因为每当有犯人对官员说
[00:04:28] 大人你听我解释呀
[00:04:30] 就会出现我不听我不听我不听好了
[00:04:34] 以上就是本期九妹涉事的全部内容啦
[00:04:36] 感谢你们的收听
[00:04:38] 好啦
[00:04:38] 如果你有什么好玩的段子或者吐槽
[00:04:40] 欢迎来稿哟
[00:04:42] 我是带一
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[00:04:47] 微信公众号搜大意就可以找到我啦
[00:04:49] 里面有照片哟
[00:04:50] 好啦
[00:04:51] 就这样
[00:04:51] 我们下周再见
[00:04:53] 拜拜
[00:04:58] 现在就出发
[00:05:12] 啊哦啦
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