《The Laughing Gnome(Single Version - 2010 Stereo Mix)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laughing Gnome (Single Version - 2010 Stereo Mix) - David Bowie (大卫·鲍伊)

[00:00:14] I was walking down the high street

[00:00:17] When I heard footsteps behind me

[00:00:21] And there was a little old man

[00:00:23] In scarlet and grey shuffling away

[00:00:30] Well he trotted back to my house

[00:00:33] And he sat beside the telly

[00:00:36] With his tiny hands on his tummy

[00:00:39] Chuckling away laughing all day

[00:00:43] Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office

[00:00:45] Yes

[00:00:46] (hahahahaha)

[00:00:47] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:50] "i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"

[00:00:54] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:57] "i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"

[00:01:01] Said the laughing gnome

[00:01:06] Well I gave him roasted toadstools

[00:01:09] And a glass of dandelion wine

[00:01:13] Then I put him on a train to eastbourne

[00:01:16] Carried his bag and gave him a fag

[00:01:19] (haven't you got a light boy )

[00:01:22] Here where do you come from

[00:01:23] (gnome-man's land hahihihi)

[00:01:24] "oh really

[00:01:27] In the morning when I woke up

[00:01:30] He was sitting on the edge of my bed

[00:01:33] With his brother whose name was fred

[00:01:36] He'd bought him along to sing me a song

[00:01:39] Right let's hear it

[00:01:41] Here what's that clicking noise

[00:01:43] (that's fred he's a "metrognome" haha)

[00:01:46] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:49] "i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"

[00:01:53] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:56] "i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"

[00:02:00] (own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha)

[00:02:02] "haven't you got an 'ome to go to "

[00:02:03] (no we're gnomads)

[00:02:05] "didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school

[00:02:07] You look like a rolling gnome "

[00:02:08] (no not at the london school of ecognomics)

[00:02:11] Now they're staying up the chimney

[00:02:15] And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray )

[00:02:18] Cause they're earning me lots of money

[00:02:21] Writing comedy prose for radio shows

[00:02:25] It's the-er (what )

[00:02:26] It's the gnome service of course

[00:02:31] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:34] "i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"

[00:02:38] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:41] "i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"

[00:02:46] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:50] "i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"