《The Maggot》歌词

[00:00:00] The Maggot - Goldie Lookin Chain

[00:00:03] Oh maggot he＇s a modern day fagan

[00:00:06] Turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan

[00:00:08] Dripping with charm style and panache

[00:00:10] He＇ll leave you sore like a venereal rash

[00:00:13] They tried to catch him he says ＇time to dash＇

[00:00:17] He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash

[00:00:19] He＇s a bastard but he＇s always looking flash

[00:00:22] With his shoes like Dick Turpin across his waist he wears a sash

[00:00:25] Sporting top hat with a pocket watch too

[00:00:26] The tallest member of the goldie lookin＇ crew

[00:00:28] Watch out if he＇s there when you＇re pissed

[00:00:31] He learnt his science from the man Oliver Twist

[00:00:34] Of his crimes we tried to compile a list

[00:00:36] Selling sexy DVD＇s of a willy being kissed

[00:00:40] Stealing pensions on the old and infirm

[00:00:42] Made a fortune selling doctors fake sperm

[00:00:44] Like Charles Dickens there＇s a lesson to be learned

[00:00:47] Beware the maggot cos the worm has turned

[00:00:51] Whoop whoop whoop

[00:00:53] All of de yout＇ shall witness de day that Babylon shall faaaalll

[00:00:56] Just like Jack The Ripper he＇ll do you up a kipper

[00:00:59] And he＇s like a highway man holding up a Newport nipper

[00:01:02] He＇s smarter than Sherlock Holmes or ITV＇s Taggart

[00:01:07] Ii＇m dapper refined and they call me the maggot

[00:01:11] Turn your back and your pocket he will pick

[00:01:14] His eyes and talons are fukin＇ deadly equipped

[00:01:16] Like a chameleon i＇m the master thief

[00:01:18] Using a disguise dressed like Penelope Keith

[00:01:18] You gotta smoke a reefer or two

[00:01:19] You gotta smoke a reefer or two

[00:01:22] You gotta smoke a reefer or two

[00:01:24] You gotta smoke a reefer or two

[00:01:26] I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole

[00:01:28] Taking belongings in my ultimate goal

[00:01:31] I＇ll take your china your silver and your soul

[00:01:33] By darkness and night i shimmy up the drain-pipe

[00:01:35] The maggot the maggot that＇s who i am

[00:01:39] Don＇t ever trust me always doing a scam

[00:01:42] I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram

[00:01:45] I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham

[00:01:47] Gold chains and watches maggot＇s got plenty

[00:01:50] He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry

[00:01:53] Like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson it＇s elementary

[00:01:54] He＇s the modern day menace of the nineteenth century

[00:01:57] A gentleman thief a scholar and a rogue

[00:01:59] Doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue

[00:02:02] He＇s got the strength of ten like a maniac

[00:02:05] And i＇m also identified as Spring-heeled Jack

[00:02:07] Whoa here he comes watch out son he＇ll rip you off

[00:02:14] Whoa here he comes he＇s a money grabbing bastard from Newport

[00:02:19] I＇m maggot with the GLC

[00:02:20] Big shout to all the Valleys

[00:02:21] Free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger

[00:02:24] Big up to Dipper Nan

[00:02:25] Merthyr Connection

[00:02:26] Postman Port big shout out to Postman Port

[00:02:29] And Mark running the bar

[00:02:31] Always sorts it

[00:02:32] Big up Hafodrynys hotel

[00:02:34] Big up to pontllanfraith crew

[00:02:36] Also the west end crew iun Abercarn

[00:02:37] I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing

[00:02:39] Big wheel up big wheel up

[00:02:41] All the bus routes

[00:02:42] X15 53 big respect

[00:02:45] Red and white at cross keys

[00:02:47] And their rivals glynn williams

[00:02:49] Respect to you all

[00:02:50] All those that know fake Elvis

[00:02:52] On their transister radio

[00:02:54] Maggot signing out 2000 plus 3

[00:02:58] Every man do his ting a little bit different