《Vermillion Kisses》歌词

[00:00:00] Once upon a time

[00:00:01] A very handsome prince was walking along Dead Man's Trail

[00:00:06] Morning had just about broken

[00:00:08] And the wings of tiny birds cut through the rays of the sun

[00:00:12] Casting slithering shadows as they went about their pleasure

[00:00:16] The handsome prince was preparing to engage in this splendour

[00:00:20] When all of a sudden he noticed a beautiful

[00:00:22] And quite voluptuous maiden travelling towards him in slow motion

[00:00:28] "Oh my god "

[00:00:29] Thought the handsome prince with shameful excitement

[00:00:32] "she's incredible and so very stimulating "

[00:00:37] As the beautiful maiden approached him

[00:00:39] He gathered all of his resources plucked up courage

[00:00:42] And gave her one of his special curtseys

[00:00:45] That would hopefully see him in with a chance

[00:00:47] When he realised she was very tearful if not completely crushed

[00:00:53] The handsome prince swallowed a wave of guilt

[00:00:56] As the beautiful maiden now openly stood before him

[00:00:59] Sobbing her heart out

[00:01:01] Realising something was terribly wrong

[00:01:04] The handsome prince put all of his hang-ups on the shelf and asked:

[00:01:08] "What are you so inconceivably sad about if I may be so bold to enquire "

[00:01:13] The beautiful maiden gave a big sigh

[00:01:16] Which seemed to last a lifetime

[00:01:19] As the handsome prince sat on the edge of his metaphorical seat

[00:01:23] In preparation for her answer

[00:01:25] She announced:"I've just seen my therapist

[00:01:29] Who's convinced I have a borderline personality disorder with narcissistic traits

[00:01:34] Which means I'll be unhappy all my life

[00:01:36] As nobody will be able to measure up to the fantastically high standards

[00:01:40] That I just can't help but impose on them "

[00:01:44] The handsome prince's heart exploded with joy

[00:01:47] As in this moment he fell strangely and completely in love

[00:01:52] "Why that's outrageous who is this doctor of misery "

[00:01:56] The beautiful maiden had broken into the tiniest of smiles

[00:02:00] And on seeing she had the handsome prince by the short and curlies

[00:02:04] She began to weave a little magic here and a little magic there

[00:02:08] "I've never met anyone like you before

[00:02:11] Not only are you compassionate

[00:02:13] You're also very handsome

[00:02:15] I've lost my purse and the keys to my hovel

[00:02:18] And it looks like storm and I was wondering "

[00:02:22] The Handsome Prince floundered slightly then ejaculated:

[00:02:25] "You're so very beautiful

[00:02:27] I think I might die if I don't invite you to my castle

[00:02:30] At the end of this trail "

[00:02:32] "Would you like to kiss me my handsome prince "

[00:02:35] His knees began to knock as he lent

[00:02:38] Towards the voluptuous maiden in implicit expectation

[00:02:42] When they kissed

[00:02:44] The handsome prince felt a wave of nausea

[00:02:46] And a pain in his chest as blood began to now pour from it

[00:02:50] And the tiny birds dipped in the morning light and said

[00:02:53] "goodbye" to the handsome prince

[00:02:55] Who folded into a heap on Dead Man's Trail

[00:02:58] The beautiful maiden exclaiming: "Ah there is one born every minute "