《Panty Rap》歌词

[00:00:00] Panty Rap - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:15] "Hello there welcome to the show

[00:00:21] No we are not going to play 'Cheepnis' - that's right -

[00:00:25] But we are collecting underpants

[00:00:26] And we are collecting brassieres

[00:00:27] We are collecting small articles of feminine underclothing

[00:00:33] We are making a quilt really - trust me

[00:00:39] So here's the deal

[00:00:41] If you're a girl and you're wearing a dress

[00:00:42] Whip 'em off that's it see

[00:00:45] No problem Even with a pin what does it say

[00:00:50] 'Nobody's perfect' I guess so What we got here

[00:00:55] Oh Now let's see what's on the inside Uh huh trainer coos

[00:01:00] Okay S'more s'more Underpants brassieres just send 'em up no problem

[00:01:08] Oh you'll warm up to it

[00:01:11] If you're wearing pants and you have bikinis on underneath your pants

[00:01:14] Rip the edges and pull 'em out;

[00:01:16] If you're wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs go to the toilet and take 'em off

[00:01:19] Okay So far ladies and gentlemen

[00:01:24] The response from this particular community has not been especially gratifying

[00:01:27] Perhaps you're a little bit too intellectual here Here's something tasteful

[00:01:34] Very tasteful

[00:01:42] You'll get into it

[00:01:45] Oh some more - look - it's almost like going to a

[00:01:51] Well never mind Heh heh heh

[00:01:55] I just want to remind you that you are in direct competition with Chicago

[00:01:58] Which so far has produced the highest yield of female underclothes of any place in the United States

[00:02:07] Oh here's one thank you very much Chicago

[00:02:15] If you'll recall was the town in which we received the very famous Voodoo Butter Underpants

[00:02:23] Heh heh the pants that nearly broke Tommy Mars' neck

[00:02:32] As soon as he took a whiff of those

[00:02:34] His head went back this far

[00:02:37] And he was heard to mutter 'Jeezus'

[00:02:41] So we don't care what kind of condition they're in

[00:02:45] What've we got here 'Twat Book'

[00:02:49] Okay Uh huh very good - Zeets whadduya think

[00:03:03] He already has that one no problem though

[00:03:10] Well tonight you're gonna be entertained by;

[00:03:13] Ike Willis on guitar and vocals; Tommy Mars on keyboards and 'Jeezus'

[00:03:27] You're also going to be entertaining yourselves a little bit

[00:03:30] But don't worry about it Steve Vai on guitar vocals and light blue hair"

[00:03:34] "Another contestant over there"

[00:03:35] "Oh some more Okay

[00:03:37] Vinnie Colaiuta on booklet

[00:03:43] Now what does this say '

[00:03:48] Hi Frank how about' what does this say

[00:03:54] 'My hat from the how about wearing my hat wearing ' How about this

[00:03:59] This is a college community right

[00:04:01] 'How about wearing w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind

[00:04:07] Arthur Barrow on bass; Bob Harris on keyboards

[00:04:15] High vocal trumpet and vegetables; and ladies and gentlemen

[00:04:22] The world-famous Ray White on guitar and vocals

[00:04:27] Okay you ready