《Cornography》歌词

[00:00:00] The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents

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[00:00:05] Kung Pao

[00:00:07] Episode two: The continuing

[00:00:10] Adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos

[00:00:16] The three cowboys needed a place to

[00:00:18] Bed down for the night

[00:00:19] So I suggested the establishment

[00:00:21] Of Miss Kitty May

[00:00:23] (Or she may not)

[00:00:25] A former love and a woman

[00:00:27] Of questionable repute

[00:00:29] So they walked into the saloon

[00:00:31] And asked for Miss Kitty

[00:00:33] And just then they heard a voice sayin

[00:00:35] 'Hi boys You lookin' for these'

[00:00:39] And the littlest cowboy turned around to

[00:00:41] See two huge 38s pointed right at his face

[00:00:45] (Jimmy you can't say that)

[00:00:47] (What She had huge guns)

[00:00:51] Smith and Wesson revolvers

[00:00:53] Oh boy were they loaded

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[00:01:18] She's aiming them right at us

[00:01:20] (Softer George it's more effective)

[00:01:22] She's aiming them right at us

[00:01:25] Everybody duck

[00:01:26] Not you Jimmy You stand up normal

[00:01:33] They dropped the money they owed her

[00:01:35] An' she bent over to pick it up

[00:01:37] And oh that moon was beautiful

[00:01:39] (Now Jimmy you can't say that )

[00:01:42] Out the window I couldn't see it till then George

[00:01:45] Oh There were mountains in the way

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[00:02:08] 'You guys are gonna get in trouble for this'

[00:02:10] That woman sure chaps my

[00:02:12] Ask her out then

[00:02:13] I think he's got a little thing for her George

[00:02:16] (Louder Bill it's more effective)

[00:02:18] I think he's got a little thing for her George

[00:02:21] It's not THAT little

[00:02:25] (That was worth a three or four Bill)

[00:02:29] All right Jimmy let's get serious now

[00:02:31] So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited

[00:02:35] But when I look at a woman that beautiful it's hard

[00:02:40] (Jimmy )

[00:02:43] What It's very difficult

[00:02:44] I hope they're not recordin' this

[00:02:46] Yeah

[00:02:49] Ah

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[00:03:01] An' I said: 'Little cowgirl how would

[00:03:02] You like a little cowpoke

[00:03:04] 'Here we go'

[00:03:05] Ooh yeah Need a little buckaroo

[00:03:08] In your dreams short barrell

[00:03:11] Bum chicka bow wow

[00:03:15] Oh my God

[00:03:20] So the Kung Poo Buck Kung Pao

[00:03:24] So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset

[00:03:29] Tune in next time for more action and romance

[00:03:36] Yeah

[00:03:38] (Softer George it's more effective)

[00:03:40] Yeah

[00:03:42] Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos) - Brad Paisley