《Master of the House》歌词

[00:00:00] Master of the House - Studio Musicians (工作室音乐家)

[00:00:00] Written by：Claude-Michel Schönberg

[00:00:10] Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down

[00:00:13] And meet the best innkeeper in town

[00:00:19] As for the rest all of them crooks

[00:00:22] Rooking their guests and crooking the books

[00:00:28] Seldom do you see

[00:00:31] Honest men like me

[00:00:34] A gent of good intent

[00:00:37] Who's content to be

[00:00:42] Master of the house doling out the charm

[00:00:45] Ready with a handshake and an open palm

[00:00:48] Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir

[00:00:52] Customers appreciate a bon-viveur

[00:00:55] Glad to do a friend a favor

[00:00:58] Doesn't cost me to be nice

[00:01:01] But nothing gets you nothing

[00:01:03] Everything has got a little price

[00:01:08] Master of the house keeper of the zoo

[00:01:12] Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two

[00:01:15] Watering the wine making up the weight

[00:01:18] Picking up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight

[00:01:22] Everybody loves a landlord

[00:01:25] Everybody's bosom friend

[00:01:28] I do whatever pleases

[00:01:30] Jesus Won't I bleed them in the end

[00:01:34] Master of the house quick to catch yer eye

[00:01:37] Never wants a passerby to pass him by

[00:01:40] Servant to the poor butler to the great

[00:01:43] Comforter philosopher lifelong and mate

[00:01:46] Everybody's boon companion

[00:01:50] Everybody's chaperone

[00:01:53] But lock up your valises

[00:01:54] Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone

[00:02:01] Enter Monsieur lay down your load

[00:02:05] Unlace your boots rest from the road

[00:02:10] This weighs a ton travel's a curse

[00:02:13] But here we strive to lighten your purse

[00:02:19] Here the goose is cooked

[00:02:22] Here the fat is fried

[00:02:25] And nothing's overlooked

[00:02:28] Till I'm satisfied

[00:02:32] Food beyond compare Food beyond belief

[00:02:36] Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef

[00:02:39] Kidney of a horse liver of a cat

[00:02:43] Filling up the sausages with this and that

[00:02:46] Residents are more than welcome

[00:02:49] Bridal suite is occupied

[00:02:53] Reasonable charges

[00:02:54] Plus some little extras on the side

[00:02:59] Charge them for the lice extra for the mice

[00:03:03] Two percent for looking in the mirror twice

[00:03:06] Here a little slice there a little cut

[00:03:09] Three percent for sleeping with the window shut

[00:03:13] When it comes to fixing prices

[00:03:16] There are a lot of tricks he knows

[00:03:20] How it all increases all them bits and pieces

[00:03:22] Jesus It's amazing how it grows

[00:03:26] Master of the house quick to catch yer eye

[00:03:30] Never wants a passerby to pass him by

[00:03:33] Servant to the poor butler to the great

[00:03:36] Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate

[00:03:39] Everybody's boon companion

[00:03:42] Gives them everything he's got

[00:03:46] Dirty bunch of geezers

[00:03:47] Jesus What a sorry little lot

[00:03:54] I used to dream that I would meet a prince

[00:03:57] But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since

[00:04:04] Master of the house Isn't worth me spit

[00:04:07] Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t

[00:04:10] Cunning little brain regular Voltaire

[00:04:14] Thinks he's quite a but lover there's not much there

[00:04:18] What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse

[00:04:25] God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house

[00:04:30] Master of the house

[00:04:32] Master and a half

[00:04:33] Comforter philosopher

[00:04:35] Ah don't make me laugh

[00:04:36] Servant to the poor butler to the great

[00:04:40] Hypocrite and toady and inebriate

[00:04:43] Everybody bless the landlord

[00:04:46] Everybody bless his spouse

[00:04:49] Everybody raise a glass

[00:04:53] Raise it up the master's arse

[00:04:56] Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House