《Uncool As Me(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Uncool As Me - Bloodhound Gang Joey Fatone

[00:00:06] I'm quite the sped I never shred

[00:00:09] Not cool

[00:00:10] Not cool

[00:00:11] But my bros all call me Itch

[00:00:13] With the silent B

[00:00:15] But that spells Bitch

[00:00:16] Fits you perfectly

[00:00:18] Chaz Bono dickbag word f**k tick not cool

[00:00:22] Not cool

[00:00:23] And I smell like regret and tequila

[00:00:25] What's that even mean

[00:00:27] I have no idea

[00:00:28] You're livin' the dream

[00:00:31] Hey you you dance like those assholes I see

[00:00:35] In old Molly Ringwald movies

[00:00:38] I think you're as uncool as me

[00:00:43] Hey you you dance like those assholes I see

[00:00:47] In old Molly Ringwald movies

[00:00:50] I think you're as uncool as me

[00:00:55] And I dance

[00:01:04] They don't think you're all that cool

[00:01:05] They like you for your step-dad's pool

[00:01:16] They don't think you're all that cool

[00:01:18] But your vampire fiction rules

[00:01:25] I'm such a tit I say dumb shit

[00:01:28] Not cool

[00:01:29] Not cool

[00:01:29] And my friends think that I like men

[00:01:32] That's because you do

[00:01:33] Don't even listen to them

[00:01:35] No one's judging you

[00:01:37] John Goodman gut slow kid haircut

[00:01:40] Not cool

[00:01:41] Not cool

[00:01:42] Do you like Renaissance fairs

[00:01:44] Where'd you get that scarf

[00:01:45] Tis what thy lord doth wear

[00:01:47] I'll be in the car

[00:01:50] Hey you you dance like those assholes I see

[00:01:54] In old Molly Ringwald movies

[00:01:57] I think you're as uncool as me

[00:02:02] Hey you you dance like those assholes I see

[00:02:06] In old Molly Ringwald movies

[00:02:09] I think you're as uncool as me

[00:02:14] And I dance

[00:02:23] They don't think you're all that cool

[00:02:25] They like you for your step-dad's pool

[00:02:35] They don't think you're all that cool

[00:02:37] But your vampire fiction rules

[00:02:38] Dancin' with myself in the dark on the ceiling

[00:02:51] Dancin' with myself in the dark on the ceiling

[00:03:02] And I dance

[00:03:12] They don't think you're all that cool

[00:03:13] They like you for your step-dad's pool

[00:03:24] They don't think you're all that cool

[00:03:25] But your vampire fiction rules

[00:03:27] Let's go to Civil War reenactments

[00:03:30] Throw some back and yell "too soon " at them

[00:03:33] Let's go to Civil War reenactments

[00:03:36] Warning spoiler alert