《It’s A Most Unusual Play(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] It's A Most Unusual Play - Allan Sherman

[00:00:05] It's a most unusual play;

[00:00:08] Feel like throwing my tickets away

[00:00:12] 'Cause the boy gets the boy

[00:00:13] And the girl gets the girl

[00:00:15] And it's way too far off Broadway

[00:00:19] It's a most unusual plot

[00:00:22] Which I've either blocked

[00:00:24] Out or forgot;

[00:00:26] I don't know what it means

[00:00:27] But they all wear blue jeans

[00:00:29] And they scratch themselves

[00:00:31] Quite a lot

[00:00:33] There's no scenery

[00:00:35] There's no lighting

[00:00:36] There's no costumes;

[00:00:38] Oh what art

[00:00:40] If there only were no house lights

[00:00:43] I would sneak up

[00:00:44] The aisle and depart

[00:00:47] There's a most unusual scene

[00:00:50] Where this man dates

[00:00:52] This Xerox machine

[00:00:54] So his girlfriend gets mad

[00:00:56] And she murders the cad

[00:00:57] To the tune of "Begin the Beguine"

[00:01:01] In this most unusual

[00:01:03] Most unusual most unusual play

[00:01:12] Oh the language is a bit loose;

[00:01:15] It's decidedly not Mother Goose

[00:01:19] Outside on the marquee

[00:01:20] This quotation you'll see:

[00:01:22] "I was shocked "

[00:01:23] And it's signed Lenny Bruce

[00:01:26] It's a play where

[00:01:27] Something went wrong

[00:01:29] 'Cause it's five hours

[00:01:30] Twelve minutes long

[00:01:33] If you sit there my friend

[00:01:34] From beginning to end

[00:01:36] Then your bladder better be strong

[00:01:40] There are people hitting people;

[00:01:43] There's a couple in a cage

[00:01:47] There's neurotics

[00:01:49] There's narcotics

[00:01:50] And the bathroom is

[00:01:52] Right on the stage

[00:01:54] It's a great big critical smash

[00:01:57] And it's raking in all kinds of cash

[00:02:01] But the theater's appalling

[00:02:03] With things that are crawling;

[00:02:05] I think I am getting a rash

[00:02:08] From this most unusual

[00:02:10] Most unusual most unusual play