《文艺人不经捶!》歌词

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[00:00:01] 嘻嘻
[00:00:04] 我老爸呢
[00:00:05] 年轻的时候吧
[00:00:06] 是搞文艺的啊
[00:00:07] 当年啊
[00:00:08] 追他的姑娘呢
[00:00:09] 能拉一个大巴车那么多
[00:00:11] 有一天啊
[00:00:12] 我就忍不住
[00:00:12] 我就问他说
[00:00:13] 老头儿
[00:00:14] 你为啥选择我妈呀
[00:00:17] 我爸猛地抽了一根烟啊
[00:00:19] 说当年骂你妈做饭好吃
[00:00:22] 还有才华
[00:00:23] 还挺会撩的
[00:00:25] 给我做饭
[00:00:26] 没有一顿重复的
[00:00:27] 哎
[00:00:28] 新鲜感作怪就取了之后啊
[00:00:31] 看见了他的拳击省冠军之后
[00:00:35] 默默地承担起了家里所有的家务
[00:00:39] 我是文艺人啊
[00:00:40] 不
[00:00:40] 金锤呀
[00:00:43] 啊冯瑞琪啊
[00:00:46] 人人都爱不开心啊
[00:00:49] 所有一会儿啊
[00:00:55] 我呢
[00:00:55] 到了一定的年纪吧
[00:00:57] 也开始被迫的去相亲了
[00:00:59] 昨天他去相亲的
[00:01:00] 是吧
[00:01:00] 和女方聊得如火如荼的时候呢
[00:01:02] 一个三岁左右的小女孩儿走到我的身边
[00:01:05] 怯怯地叫了一声爸爸
[00:01:08] 我顿时啊惊出了一身冷汗啊
[00:01:11] 赶紧啊
[00:01:11] 向女方解释啊
[00:01:12] 不不不
[00:01:12] 这这
[00:01:12] 这不是我女儿
[00:01:13] 不是我的女儿
[00:01:14] 女方淡定的说道
[00:01:15] 我知道这是我的女儿
[00:01:18] 小小部分大声陪小小地人儿啊
[00:01:22] 风吹夕阳
[00:01:24] 天天就爱中开心哪
[00:01:27] 逍遥过日子
[00:01:29] 我呢
[00:01:29] 有一个朋友啊
[00:01:30] 她的老公呢句爱他
[00:01:32] 但是不懂得浪漫
[00:01:34] 七夕的时候吧
[00:01:34] 就是情人节的时候呢
[00:01:36] 他要吃巧克力
[00:01:36] 让她老公去买
[00:01:38] 你知道买了什么吗
[00:01:39] 徐福记整整三斤金币巧克力
[00:01:44] 就是那个金灿灿的
[00:01:46] 能够晃瞎你狗眼的那种
[00:01:48] 说是石灰又好吃
[00:01:49] 闺蜜收到三斤徐福记以后啊
[00:01:51] 气得要死啊
[00:01:53] 然后也也耍了一天的小脾气
[00:01:55] 傍晚的时候呢
[00:01:56] 她老公向她道歉
[00:01:57] 说的是你我错了
[00:01:58] 你别生气了啊
[00:02:00] 他心里一阵愧疚
[00:02:01] 然后就说
[00:02:01] 没关系
[00:02:02] 但是你说说
[00:02:02] 你错哪儿了呀
[00:02:03] 她老公回答说
[00:02:05] 我不该买金币的
[00:02:06] 外面是皮的
[00:02:08] 呃
[00:02:08] 外面皮是绿的
[00:02:09] 太压秤了啊
[00:02:20] 有一个朋友呢
[00:02:21] 说啊
[00:02:21] 看西游记里面有女儿国一章
[00:02:23] 师徒四人顺利的来到女儿国
[00:02:25] 然后又倒换了通关文牒
[00:02:28] 又顺利的离开了
[00:02:29] 没有妖怪
[00:02:30] 也没有打打杀杀
[00:02:31] 就像走了个过场一样
[00:02:32] 可以说是81 难中最简单的了
[00:02:35] 那么问题来了
[00:02:36] 这一难存在的意义是什么
[00:02:40] 这一难是最难的
[00:02:42] 一难
[00:02:42] 因为师徒四人差点成了师徒八人了
[00:02:45] 你说难不难
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