《King of Suede》歌词

[00:00:01] King Of Suede - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:18] There's a sale on our gabardine suits today

[00:00:25] They're all thirty percent off from yesterday

[00:00:33] There's Fortrel polyester leather wool and tweed

[00:00:40] Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need

[00:00:43] We've got every color we've got ev'ry shade

[00:00:51] We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade

[00:00:55] We got every fabric that was ever made

[00:00:58] But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede

[00:01:05] We got portly and regular and extra-long

[00:01:09] (Is my size up there )

[00:01:13] We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong

[00:01:17] (Is my size up there )

[00:01:21] We got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick

[00:01:25] (Is my size up there )

[00:01:27] With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick

[00:01:32] (Is my size up there )

[00:01:35] Our prices are low my staff is underpaid

[00:01:39] You can buy off the rack or have it custom made

[00:01:43] And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade

[00:01:46] 'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede

[00:01:53] If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom

[00:01:57] (Is my size up there )

[00:02:00] We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan

[00:02:04] (Is my size up there )

[00:02:08] We got jackets with patches on the elbows too

[00:02:12] (Is my size up there )

[00:02:15] And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you

[00:02:20] (Is my size up there )

[00:02:23] Well I never made it past the second grade

[00:02:26] It took all of my life for me to learn this trade

[00:02:30] But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made

[00:02:34] 'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede

[00:02:38] There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits

[00:02:42] Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots

[00:02:46] You can try on our suede underwear if you choose

[00:02:49] Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes

[00:03:01] King of Suede

[00:03:08] Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale

[00:03:12] (Is my size up there )

[00:03:15] Look for our color catalog in next week's mail

[00:03:20] (Is my size up there )

[00:03:23] There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today

[00:03:30] It's the same old sale as yesterday

[00:03:38] Thirty years in the same location I have stayed

[00:03:41] There I am right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade

[00:03:45] I got tough competition but I'm not afraid

[00:03:49] 'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede

[00:03:56] King of Suede

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[00:04:05] I'll always be King of Suede

[00:04:09] I'll always be King of Suede