《新年打脸歌(汤姆猫版)》歌词

[00:00:13] 放假回到了家里
[00:00:14] 感觉屋子有点挤
[00:00:16] 全TM的都是亲戚
[00:00:17] 七大姑和八大姨
[00:00:21] 明明关系不咋地
[00:00:22] 总要逮你问上几句
[00:00:25] 小的时候他们总要
[00:00:27] 关心我学习
[00:00:28] 问我期末考试咋样
[00:00:30] 班级排第几
[00:00:31] 我说我是全班前五
[00:00:33] 他说得努力
[00:00:34] 我的儿子年级第二
[00:00:36] 你吹牛逼
[00:00:37] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:00:40] 听得烦躁还不能说
[00:00:43] 你家的媳妇漂亮儿子钱多
[00:00:46] 要不要给你广播
[00:00:48] 播播播播播
[00:00:50] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:00:52] 关你啥事问这么多
[00:00:55] 混得好混的挫有没有老婆
[00:00:58] 你问了又能做什么
[00:01:14] 不能呆在家里面
[00:01:15] 相亲对象天天见
[00:01:17] 没一个能看得上眼
[00:01:20] 结婚也没好一点
[00:01:21] 父母还在碎碎念
[00:01:23] 啥时候怀 定个时间
[00:01:26] 生了宝宝又要问你
[00:01:27] 奶粉多少钱
[00:01:29] 长大一点又要问你
[00:01:30] 哪个幼儿园 上了小学
[00:01:33] 逢年过节 亲朋来相见
[00:01:35] 又要问你考得咋样
[00:01:37] 昨日重现
[00:01:38] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:01:40] 听得烦躁还不能说
[00:01:44] 你家的媳妇漂亮儿子钱多
[00:01:47] 要不要给你广播
[00:01:49] 播播播播播
[00:01:50] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:01:53] 关你啥事问这么多
[00:01:56] 混得好混的挫有没有老婆
[00:01:59] 你问了又能做什么
[00:02:15] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:02:18] 今年咱别没话找话说
[00:02:20] 你家的家庭幸福 日子好过
[00:02:24] 别人家也差不多 多多多多多
[00:02:26] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:02:30] 今年咱就挑点别的说
[00:02:32] 达沃斯欧佩克埃博拉联合国
[00:02:35] 咱聊了又能做什么
随机推荐歌词:
- Sunrise~ Love is All~ (Original Mix -Instruction-) [浜崎あゆみ]
- 忠诚之歌 [李丹阳]
- Laverne & Shirley: Making Our Dreams Come True [Various Artists]
- 那就是我 [风中采莲]
- Clock Don’t Stop [Carrie Underwood]
- 相见 [纪晓斌]
- Bell Bottom Blues [Lita Roza]
- So Em Teus Bracos [Sylvia Telles]
- I Found a Million Dollar Baby(In a Five and Ten Cent Store) [Mel Tormé]
- Donde ya no te tengo [Rosana&Andrés Cepeda]
- Vaya Con Dios [Anita O’Day]
- My Life Would Suck Without You [The Top Hits Band]
- Reginella [Gianni Nazzaro]
- Honky Tonk Badonkadonk [Midday Sun]
- I Apologize (Originally Performed by Anita Baker) [Karaoke Version] [Karaoke A Team]
- Rockin’ Chair [Gwen McCrae]
- Hirsipuu [Happoradio]
- Zoological Gardens [The Dubliners]
- Twenty Flight Rock [The Shadows]
- Kindness Kills [a Singer of Songs]
- 廊桥龙缸 [杨菲菲]
- 故乡的小路 [红雨]
- Mess Around(Remastered) [Ray Charles]
- Don’t worry ’bout Me [Tony Bennett]
- Hot Time In The Town Of Berlin [The Andrew Sisters&Bing C]
- 妈妈你最爱谁 [早教歌曲]
- Is Anybody Loving You These Days [Dierks Bentley]
- Do You Want To Play - Boston Bruins [Jody Whitesides]
- No preguntes con quién(En vivo) [Lupita D’Alessio]
- Hula Hula(Radio Mix) [Baby Rey&Gabriela]
- Double Talkin’ Baby [Gene Vincent&Gene Vincent]
- Weekend Cowboy [George McAnthony]
- Bedrock (Originally Performed By Young Money)(Karaoke Version) [Renegade Stars]
- Menos que Nada [Los Cadetes De Linares]
- 窗外夜雨 [江蕙]
- 《不再让你孤单》-不想胡乱过一生,余生请你多指教 [简弘亦]
- 母亲 [晨曦]
- Baby You’ve Got What It Takes(Re-Recording) [Brook Benton]
- 21世紀の日照りの都に雨が降る [cero]
- Stronger(What Doesn’t Kill You) [Kelly Clarkson]
- 喀什的孩子 [苏菲娅·琦琦]
- 回娘家 [春天]