《新年打脸歌(汤姆猫版)》歌词

[00:00:13] 放假回到了家里
[00:00:14] 感觉屋子有点挤
[00:00:16] 全TM的都是亲戚
[00:00:17] 七大姑和八大姨
[00:00:21] 明明关系不咋地
[00:00:22] 总要逮你问上几句
[00:00:25] 小的时候他们总要
[00:00:27] 关心我学习
[00:00:28] 问我期末考试咋样
[00:00:30] 班级排第几
[00:00:31] 我说我是全班前五
[00:00:33] 他说得努力
[00:00:34] 我的儿子年级第二
[00:00:36] 你吹牛逼
[00:00:37] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:00:40] 听得烦躁还不能说
[00:00:43] 你家的媳妇漂亮儿子钱多
[00:00:46] 要不要给你广播
[00:00:48] 播播播播播
[00:00:50] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:00:52] 关你啥事问这么多
[00:00:55] 混得好混的挫有没有老婆
[00:00:58] 你问了又能做什么
[00:01:14] 不能呆在家里面
[00:01:15] 相亲对象天天见
[00:01:17] 没一个能看得上眼
[00:01:20] 结婚也没好一点
[00:01:21] 父母还在碎碎念
[00:01:23] 啥时候怀 定个时间
[00:01:26] 生了宝宝又要问你
[00:01:27] 奶粉多少钱
[00:01:29] 长大一点又要问你
[00:01:30] 哪个幼儿园 上了小学
[00:01:33] 逢年过节 亲朋来相见
[00:01:35] 又要问你考得咋样
[00:01:37] 昨日重现
[00:01:38] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:01:40] 听得烦躁还不能说
[00:01:44] 你家的媳妇漂亮儿子钱多
[00:01:47] 要不要给你广播
[00:01:49] 播播播播播
[00:01:50] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:01:53] 关你啥事问这么多
[00:01:56] 混得好混的挫有没有老婆
[00:01:59] 你问了又能做什么
[00:02:15] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:02:18] 今年咱别没话找话说
[00:02:20] 你家的家庭幸福 日子好过
[00:02:24] 别人家也差不多 多多多多多
[00:02:26] 从来就没消呀消停过
[00:02:30] 今年咱就挑点别的说
[00:02:32] 达沃斯欧佩克埃博拉联合国
[00:02:35] 咱聊了又能做什么
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