《Eddie， Are You Kidding(Live At Pauley Pavilion， UCLA， Los Angeles， 1971)》歌词

[00:00:00] Eddie, Are You Kidding - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:00] Eddie are you kidding

[00:00:03] I've seen you on my TV

[00:00:08] Eddie are you kidding

[00:00:12] The people always ask me

[00:00:16] I saw your double knits

[00:00:18] I thought they were the pits

[00:00:20] You threw it in a bag

[00:00:22] And then you sent me home

[00:00:24] What

[00:00:24] Eddie are you kidding

[00:00:27] No no

[00:00:28] Eddie are you kidding

[00:00:30] No no

[00:00:32] Eddie are you teasing

[00:00:36] About your rancid garments

[00:00:40] Eddie are you teasing

[00:00:44] About your sixty tailors

[00:00:48] I'm coming over shortly

[00:00:50] Because I am a portly

[00:00:52] You promised you could fit me

[00:00:54] In fifty Dollar suit - -

[00:00:56] Oh

[00:00:56] Eddie are you kidding

[00:00:59] No no

[00:01:00] Eddie are you kidding

[00:01:02] No no

[00:01:04] Eddie my friends ask me

[00:01:06] Eddie Eddie are you kidding

[00:01:08] I wanna tell you something

[00:01:09] My friends:

[00:01:10] I am not kidding

[00:01:11] Here at Zachary All

[00:01:13] We have sixty tailors

[00:01:14] In the back room

[00:01:16] We have the west's largest

[00:01:17] Selections of portly's regulars

[00:01:19] Longs extra longs and cadets

[00:01:23] And my friends say to me: Eddie

[00:01:25] Eddie what do you think of the new Double Knits

[00:01:27] (Eddie what do you think of the new Double Knits )

[00:01:30] And I tell them: I'll tell you

[00:01:31] Something frankly my friends

[00:01:33] When the new double knits first

[00:01:34] Came out I was not impressed

[00:01:36] But as you can see

[00:01:37] These pants I'm wearing

[00:01:39] Are double knit They stretch

[00:01:41] In all the right places

[00:01:42] They're most comfortable

[00:01:44] Our model Twiggy here will demostrate

[00:01:46] I have this lovely little

[00:01:47] Seersucker wait a minute

[00:01:56] WHERE CAN I GO GARDENA

[00:01:58] AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L A

[00:02:00] AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT

[00:02:02] I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY

[00:02:04] I need the knits

[00:02:05] The double knits

[00:02:07] I need the knits

[00:02:09] They are the pits

[00:02:11] I need the knits

[00:02:13] The double knits

[00:02:14] I'm coming over shortly

[00:02:17] Because I am a portly

[00:02:19] You promised you could fit me

[00:02:21] In fifty Dollar suit - -

[00:02:23] Whew

[00:02:24] Eddie are you kidding No no

[00:02:27] Eddie are you kidding No no

[00:02:31] Eddie are you kidding No no

[00:02:35] Eddie are you kidding me

[00:02:37] Eddie are you kidding me

[00:02:38] Eddie are you kidding me

[00:02:42] No my friends I'm not kidding

[00:02:44] Right here on the miracle mile

[00:02:45] We have the west's largest

[00:02:46] Selections of portly regular

[00:02:51] Cadet tall and long

[00:02:55] And not only that - -

[00:02:57] My brother Jake and Little Emil

[00:02:58] And sixty tailors