《Men And Women(Live)》歌词

[00:00:00] Men And Women (Live) - Rodney Carrington

[00:00:01] You women have so much power in your pants

[00:00:04] You have no clue

[00:00:08] You have to much power

[00:00:09] That little hairy critter you got in

[00:00:11] You bridges causes more shit than anything else

[00:00:13] In this world if i had a twat in

[00:00:16] My bridges i'd be in a hotel room right now

[00:00:19] With eight guys cause

[00:00:19] I'm a big old hoar you have to much power

[00:00:27] You can in the front yard and tell your man now

[00:00:29] You go out there and eat that when you come back

[00:00:31] You can have some you know what he'd do whah whah

[00:00:39] He come running back into the house

[00:00:40] With a chocolate ring around his lips

[00:00:43] I did it you stupid son of a bitch

[00:00:47] I was kiddin well i still get the pussy don't

[00:00:52] I well no you got shit in your mouth

[00:00:56] Thank god for hands i'm 34 years old

[00:01:00] I jack off more now than i did when

[00:01:02] I discovered it when i discovered it

[00:01:05] I loved it man this feels great

[00:01:07] What the f**k was that i can't see i can't see

[00:01:17] How many women masturbate look 10 of you horseshit is

[00:01:26] That a 14 biljon dollar a year dildo

[00:01:28] Business i think it is then 10 women out here keeping

[00:01:31] It going horseshit

[00:01:36] Women do it i just do it in private found

[00:01:39] Her hanging against the washingmachine while folding clothes

[00:01:42] Whooooooooo shit what are you doing

[00:01:46] I'm folding clothes shit and i watched and

[00:01:59] Then men get all the shit cause we're the horny ones

[00:02:02] You know you're always horny that's all you ever wanna do

[00:02:06] I know because one of us had to be

[00:02:10] One of women had to be the horny ones

[00:02:13] So it's men women don't think like

[00:02:15] We do they're emotional creatures if

[00:02:18] They did we'd all in a big right now

[00:02:22] Which would be hell a lot of fun

[00:02:26] That's why men created sports men created sports cause

[00:02:29] They get tired of thinking about pussy 4 hours a day

[00:02:33] Because sex is all about find

[00:02:34] Them a girl getting in the little spot find her get

[00:02:37] There it's all it's about and

[00:02:43] If you look at sports it's the same way cause men created

[00:02:46] Them footbal upright through the middle

[00:02:48] We put hair on the post is

[00:02:49] It wouldn't too offensive basketball hole 5 guys fighting

[00:02:55] 5 other guys for a hole just like being in a nightclub

[00:03:03] And off course tennis was invented by a women cause

[00:03:05] That's just her doing back and forth back and forth

[00:03:08] Back and forth

[00:03:11] Which goes back to the power issue

[00:03:13] If there is an argument at my house

[00:03:14] My wife can take the puss run in another room

[00:03:16] And hold it hostage all of a sudden

[00:03:19] I am a hostage negotiator have you harmed

[00:03:23] He hostage in any way press the hostage against

[00:03:27] The window so i can see

[00:03:36] It why is the hostage smoking

[00:03:37] White sigar we know you got demands

[00:03:45] What are they she wants to go shopping shit

[00:03:48] And a new car f**k she wants a helicopter god damn

[00:03:53] We can do that i tell you a helicopter

[00:03:54] Helicopter helicopter helicopter

[00:03:58] Thanks a lot everybody for coming out i hope

[00:03:59] You had a great time i did thank

[00:04:01] You good night thank you very much