《My Mom》歌词

[00:00:00] My Mom Lyrics

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[00:00:14] Alright money comes first

[00:00:18] Here we go now

[00:00:21] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[00:00:25] That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her

[00:00:31] Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs

[00:00:36] That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom

[00:00:42] "My mom my mom" --I know you're probably

[00:00:44] Tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh

[00:00:46] But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty

[00:00:49] And how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um

[00:00:52] Valium was in everything: food that I ate

[00:00:55] The water that I drank f**king peas in my plate

[00:00:58] She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak

[00:01:01] So everyday I had at least three stomach aches

[00:01:03] Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her

[00:01:06] Son be grow up to be an under-a-f**kin'-chiever

[00:01:08] My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing either:

[00:01:11] "What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f**kin' seat for "

[00:01:14] "Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether

[00:01:17] Either that or the motherf**ker's been puffin reefer "

[00:01:19] But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either

[00:01:22] It was neither I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought

[00:01:25] Pee in a tea cup B**ch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin';

[00:01:28] What the f**k you keep on f**kin' with me for

[00:01:30] Slut you need to leave me the f**k alone; I ain't playin'

[00:01:32] Go find you a white crayon and color a f**kin' zebra

[00:01:35] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[00:01:40] That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her

[00:01:45] Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs

[00:01:50] That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom

[00:01:56] Wait a minute This ain't dinner this is paint thinner

[00:01:59] "You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints did I "

[00:02:02] "Now here's a plate full of pain killers

[00:02:04] Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes

[00:02:07] You little motherf**ker don't you sit there and make

[00:02:09] That retarded f**kin' face without even tastin' it "

[00:02:12] "You'd better lick the f**kin' plate; you ain't wastin' it

[00:02:15] Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again

[00:02:18] And I ain't givin' in You're gonna' just sit there and want to f**kin' play spin again

[00:02:22] Until next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it

[00:02:25] I'll use the same sh*t again and when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the sh*t

[00:02:29] You little sh*t wanna' sit there and play innocent

[00:02:31] A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it

[00:02:34] Child support Your father he ain't sent the sh*t

[00:02:37] So what if he did It's none of your dang business kid "

[00:02:40] My mom there's no one else quite like my mom

[00:02:43] I know I should let bygones be bygones

[00:02:45] But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on

[00:02:50] 'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[00:02:54] That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her

[00:02:59] Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs

[00:03:05] That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom

[00:03:11] My mom loved Valium Now what I am is a party animal

[00:03:15] I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach

[00:03:19] But my bars only last about two minutes

[00:03:22] But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it

[00:03:25] I can't even write a rhyme without you in it my Valium my Val-i-um Oh

[00:03:32] Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict

[00:03:35] --"nah f**k that I can't have it happen to me " but that's actually

[00:03:39] What has ended up happenin' in a tragedy f**kin' passin' it up back to me

[00:03:43] And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it

[00:03:46] Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Mom Beautiful

[00:03:49] She killed the f**kin' d**e with the medicine she done fed it

[00:03:51] Feed it a f**kin' aspirin and say that it has a headache

[00:03:54] "Here wanna' snack You hungry you f**kin' brat

[00:03:56] Look at that It's a Xanax Take it and take a nap Eat it "

[00:04:00] But I don't need it

[00:04:01] "Well f**k it then break it up

[00:04:02] Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up "

[00:04:05] Alright Ma you win I don't feel like arguin'

[00:04:07] I'll do it --pop and gobble it start wobblin'

[00:04:10] Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed

[00:04:13] With bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head

[00:04:15] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[00:04:20] That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her

[00:04:25] Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs

[00:04:30] That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom

[00:04:35] My mom I'm just like her

[00:04:37] My mom my mom my mom （x3）

[00:04:46] My mom my mama

[00:04:49] In an Eric Cartman voice:

[00:04:53] Heh sorry mom I sill love you though kiss sound

[00:05:01] Dr Dre 2010

[00:05:03] In a mocking tone:

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