《Oh Dear Mother》歌词

[00:00:00] Oh Dear, Mother - George Formby

[00:00:04] I called round last night my best girl to see

[00:00:09] Felt in such a plight when she sat on my knee

[00:00:13] Oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:00:18] Oh dear Mother we shared the same chair too

[00:00:22] She clung to me both hard and fast

[00:00:24] And thought her chance had come at last

[00:00:26] But oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:00:31] Oh dear Mother I didn't know what to do

[00:00:35] Oh dear Mother a wasp down her neck flew

[00:00:40] It settled somewhere I could tell

[00:00:42] She told me where it was as well

[00:00:44] But oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:01:07] At a christening once I felt far from bold

[00:01:11] When they gave to me the baby boy to hold

[00:01:16] Oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:01:20] Oh dear Mother I wore my best suit too

[00:01:25] They sprinkled water on his hair

[00:01:27] There was water water everywhere

[00:01:29] But oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:01:34] Oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:01:38] Oh dear Mother an old woman who lived in a shoe

[00:01:43] I called to see her kids galore

[00:01:45] She said she'd room for a couple more

[00:01:47] But oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:02:10] Oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:02:15] Oh dear Mother when in the bed with 'flu

[00:02:19] A young girl felt my pulse but Lor'

[00:02:21] My temperature rose more and more

[00:02:23] And oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:02:28] Oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:02:33] Oh dear Mother whilst bathing in the blue

[00:02:37] Some girls when I came out undressed

[00:02:39] Took snapshots of my family crest

[00:02:42] And oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do

[00:02:46] Oh dear Mother well I didn't know what to do