《《混世魔王程咬金》第86回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 武德

[00:00:00] 天子李渊

[00:00:02] 金殿封官封不下去

[00:00:05] 因为程咬金状告建成元吉陷害罗成

[00:00:09] 请天子明见

[00:00:13] 李渊不相信他儿子能那么坏呀

[00:00:16] 我这俩孩子不太争气

[00:00:20] 也不至于害人呢

[00:00:22] 你害谁呀

[00:00:24] 害死罗成

[00:00:26] 倘若潼关被苏烈打开

[00:00:29] 我的长安就是风中烛瓦上霜啊

[00:00:33] 皇位都没了

[00:00:36] 大唐江山没了

[00:00:38] 有你们哥俩什么好处

[00:00:40] 能不能是

[00:00:42] 程咬金他们诬陷我的

[00:00:45] 黄儿呢

[00:00:47] 他思索半天

[00:00:49] 他相信谁

[00:00:50] 秦琼

[00:00:51] 因为秦琼救过他的命啊

[00:00:53] 哦

[00:00:54] 秦爱卿

[00:00:56] 陈仔

[00:00:58] 程咬金所奏之诗你听清楚了吗

[00:01:02] 啊

[00:01:02] 真听清了

[00:01:04] 那么

[00:01:05] 他所说的事儿你可知道哦

[00:01:09] 陈早有耳闻

[00:01:12] 那么

[00:01:12] 这件事儿该如何处置万岁啊

[00:01:17] 常言说得好

[00:01:18] 捉贼要赃

[00:01:21] 像这么大案子

[00:01:22] 得要证据

[00:01:24] 您应该叫证人

[00:01:27] 赏心店三推六问

[00:01:30] 一问就清楚了

[00:01:34] 言之有理

[00:01:36] 来呀

[00:01:37] 带证人一会儿的功夫

[00:01:39] 把董二、he 、罗成两个亲兵带手八宝金殿

[00:01:45] 这三个人来到金殿

[00:01:47] 头一个就懂二

[00:01:50] 淋上金殿前

[00:01:51] 跟当兵的说不行

[00:01:52] 我腿肚子直哆嗦

[00:01:54] 给口酒给口酒

[00:01:56] 孤独孤独来半斤酒

[00:01:58] 酒壮懂二胆

[00:02:00] 这回他不怕来到进店喝

[00:02:04] 真能聊啊

[00:02:06] 他鼻涕一把眼泪一把的就把英奇二王怎么守城找**被罗成训斥又怎么不开成

[00:02:15] 致使罗成被苏烈射死在周柏坡的事儿说了一遍

[00:02:21] 两个当兵的说得更详细

[00:02:24] 罗成如何

[00:02:26] 在荒郊野外

[00:02:28] 睡在马鞍上烤马肉吃

[00:02:30] 已知最后散将的事儿he 罗成的尸体被送回山东的事儿说了一遍

[00:02:39] 随后

[00:02:40] 徐茂公李世民跪倒磕头

[00:02:43] 拿出来一封信

[00:02:46] 哪的呢

[00:02:47] 就是潼关的军卒

[00:02:49] 连名姓状告建成、元吉

[00:02:54] 证据确凿

[00:02:56] 李渊勃然大怒

[00:02:58] 啪一拍卢水岸建成元吉

[00:03:02] 你二人可知罪吗

[00:03:05] 父王

[00:03:06] 我们

[00:03:06] 我们说到底有没有这回事儿

[00:03:09] He he 福娃有屋

[00:03:13] 我们年轻无知

[00:03:15] 知道错了

[00:03:16] 请万岁恕罪

[00:03:19] 李渊看着两个逆子

[00:03:21] 气都哆嗦啦

[00:03:23] 建成

[00:03:24] 元吉呀

[00:03:25] 真叫你们帮助罗元帅守关城

[00:03:28] 你竟敢做下这等知识

[00:03:31] 真正可恶至极

[00:03:34] 从今天起

[00:03:35] 免去你二人王位

[00:03:38] 只值一景

[00:03:39] 后是关闭太子宫门

[00:03:43] 就在这儿有人大喊一声万岁

[00:03:47] 我冤枉啊

[00:03:50] J 嗓子震得金店都一忽闪嗡嗡的

[00:03:54] 把李渊吓一跳

[00:03:55] 嗯

[00:03:56] 什么人

[00:03:57] 低头一看

[00:03:59] 眼前跪着黑大个儿

[00:04:01] 他跪着赶着别人站着高

[00:04:06] 乌金盔乌金甲

[00:04:07] 外招皂罗袍

[00:04:09] 这张大脸蛋子好像洗脸盆口那么大个儿

[00:04:13] 黑中透亮亮中透纱纱中透明啊

[00:04:17] 七叉八叉的扫帚眉飞入天苍鹅脚

[00:04:21] 一对大幕揍博

[00:04:22] 分明身鼻大嘴叉

[00:04:25] 连斌络腮的冈仁扎里扎沙乡钢针相逢啊

[00:04:31] 往那一跪

[00:04:32] 像火燎的金刚烟熏太岁

[00:04:36] 李渊看罢十分爱惜

[00:04:39] 这才叫武将

[00:04:41] 是啊

[00:04:42] 就这往江城一战

[00:04:44] 跟程咬金一样

[00:04:46] 不能打仗

[00:04:47] 胆小得吓跑

[00:04:49] 下跪者是什么人

[00:04:51] 哎呀

[00:04:52] 万岁

[00:04:54] 你没见过我

[00:04:55] 可能听说过我

[00:04:58] 我叫尉迟恭啊

[00:05:01] 号交竞得

[00:05:03] 我就是被莺

[00:05:04] 其二王炸去二百两银子当蓬头

[00:05:07] 后来又领兵攻太原

[00:05:09] 日抢三关

[00:05:11] 夜夺八寨的

[00:05:13] 嗯嗯啊噢

[00:05:17] 李渊脸红了

[00:05:19] 心想

[00:05:20] 我这儿子真不争气呀

[00:05:22] 人家投军讹人二百两银子

[00:05:26] 你说我是一国之主

[00:05:29] 你就缺那二百两银子花呀

[00:05:31] 什么东西

[00:05:33] 一看镜得天

[00:05:35] 怒吾身

[00:05:36] VR

[00:05:37] 尉迟恭

[00:05:38] 你有什么话说

[00:05:40] 哎呀

[00:05:41] 皇上啊

[00:05:43] 我当初啊

[00:05:45] 是投靠了刘武周了

[00:05:47] 你只留五洲

[00:05:48] 为什么造反呢

[00:05:50] 他死得冤

[00:05:52] 他是个老百姓

[00:05:53] 有个女儿长得好

[00:05:56] 被你的两个儿子看好了

[00:05:58] 就把他给抢走

[00:05:59] 给祸害了

[00:06:00] 人家女儿死了

[00:06:02] 被逼无奈

[00:06:03] 官逼民反才造了反

[00:06:06] 后来刘武周落个尸首两分

[00:06:10] 刘不周造反该死

[00:06:12] 可是

[00:06:13] 严干哪咸醋打哪酸或有跟头

[00:06:16] 岂是你那两个儿子惹得

[00:06:20] 你得给我做主

[00:06:22] 啊

[00:06:24] 李渊着脸呢

[00:06:26] 一会儿红

[00:06:27] 一会儿白

[00:06:28] 一会儿紫橙变色鸡了

[00:06:31] 真没脸坐在这儿

[00:06:34] 看看贾柳楼的弟兄

[00:06:36] 看看文武官员原来的官员

[00:06:38] 低着头不言语

[00:06:39] 心想

[00:06:40] 皇上a

[00:06:41] 看你怎么断JI 里约一看

[00:06:45] 尉迟恭十分喜欢

[00:06:48] 哎

[00:06:49] 尉迟将军

[00:06:50] 寡人替你做主

[00:06:52] 你起来吧a

[00:06:55] 李渊厉声喝道

[00:06:58] 建成

[00:06:58] 元吉

[00:06:59] 我把你两个禽兽

[00:07:01] 呃

[00:07:02] 父王

[00:07:03] 你二人做的好事

[00:07:04] 叫你们守太原

[00:07:05] 你们强抢民女

[00:07:07] 逼版刘武周

[00:07:08] 叫你们帮助罗元帅首通关

[00:07:11] 竟敢在城楼上朝美女

[00:07:14] 更有甚者

[00:07:15] 竟陷害罗元帅

[00:07:17] 致使一代英雄捐躯

[00:07:20] 冲你们俩所作所为

[00:07:22] 理应当斩首

[00:07:24] 念你们也为国立过战功

[00:07:27] 歌曲英齐二王之职

[00:07:30] 永不录用

[00:07:32] 左右无事啊

[00:07:35] 把他们轰下近点啊

[00:07:39] 金瓜50 过来连推

[00:07:41] 带搡把建成

[00:07:43] 元吉打出金店

[00:07:46] 又赏了董二五千两银子

[00:07:48] 罗成两个亲兵每人千两银子

[00:07:51] 命他们下店去吧

[00:07:53] 随后说

[00:07:54] 陈爱卿

[00:07:55] 你看朕处之的如何

[00:07:59] 程咬金没有马上回答

[00:08:01] 而是打个嗨声

[00:08:03] 老兄弟啊

[00:08:05] 哎

[00:08:05] 你的愁四哥算给你报了

[00:08:10] 皇上啊

[00:08:11] 你要问我呀

[00:08:13] 处理得够轻的

[00:08:15] 按说就应该把它们宰了

[00:08:18] 可你没仔

[00:08:20] 你这是护他

[00:08:22] 想说糊独仔一想

[00:08:24] 不对日金店护短

[00:08:27] 那既然这么处置就算了吧

[00:08:32] 李渊真抹不开

[00:08:34] 既然如此

[00:08:35] 程咬金跪倒听风

[00:08:38] 哎

[00:08:39] 我这不贵着呢吗

[00:08:40] 陈爱卿

[00:08:41] 你为唐国立下汗马功劳

[00:08:44] 又耿直敢言

[00:08:46] 朕封你为鲁国公

[00:08:49] 付先锋之职

[00:08:51] 陈曦n wa

[00:08:54] 因为你在瓦刚山当过皇上

[00:08:57] 吃喝惯了

[00:08:58] 一份俸禄不够

[00:09:00] 八针

[00:09:02] 缝里双份俸禄

[00:09:05] 跟鞋主隆恩

[00:09:07] 万岁

[00:09:08] 你怕我一分不够花

[00:09:10] 风我双份

[00:09:11] 嘿嘿

[00:09:12] 真是英明之主

[00:09:14] 说完磕头

[00:09:16] 站在一旁

[00:09:18] 尉迟恭跪倒听风

[00:09:20] 哼

[00:09:20] 我这不跪着骂

[00:09:22] 你就说吧

[00:09:22] 尉迟恭你单鞭救主

[00:09:25] 连杀敌将

[00:09:26] 立下奇功

[00:09:27] 站在风里为俄国弓前部正印先锋官er 谢皇上

[00:09:35] 磕完头

[00:09:35] 站在一旁

[00:09:37] 又逢黑素梅、白素、华为镇国夫人

[00:09:42] 两人谢恩站在尉迟恭身后

[00:09:45] 李渊按照李世民写的单子一一风尚

[00:09:50] 所有贾柳楼的建馆一律封为国公

[00:09:54] 又封了马三宝段志贤、殷开山、刘洪基四人为开国功章

[00:10:00] 还也为国公后代

[00:10:03] 世袭官职

[00:10:07] 为什么都封国公

[00:10:08] 这是开国元勋呢

[00:10:12] 程咬金说万岁跟您回罗城

[00:10:16] 蒙冤而死

[00:10:17] 他留下的几岁的孩子名唤罗通

[00:10:20] 要不要施恩封赏呢

[00:10:23] 噢

[00:10:24] 李渊点头

[00:10:26] 不是

[00:10:27] 鲁国公提醒

[00:10:29] 这事儿朕都亡了

[00:10:30] 未曾想传朕的旨意

[00:10:33] 到山东济南府历城县

[00:10:36] 由罗通城西恿郭工知觉

[00:10:40] 世袭公爵禀受已固

[00:10:44] 永国公罗成之轩唐七是为诰命夫人

[00:10:49] 在京城给他们修观邸

[00:10:51] 给罗成重修坟地

[00:10:56] 大家一听

[00:10:56] 这还差不多

[00:10:58] 最后李渊打鼾声啊

[00:11:01] 众位卿家

[00:11:03] 我黄er 市民

[00:11:05] 为开创大唐基业立下了盖世功勋

[00:11:09] 即日起立

[00:11:10] 为守缺太子移居永寿宫

[00:11:14] 这一年代军国大事站交秦王世民处理

[00:11:20] 由魏征丞相今日监制

[00:11:23] 山河待意为赐予秦王配身已逝

[00:11:27] 待朕管理山河之一

[00:11:31] 什么意思呢

[00:11:33] 就是李渊那赐给山河带

[00:11:35] 这个山河待可不是普通的围腰玉带

[00:11:39] 这是一条斜插柳佩在胸前的披肩

[00:11:44] 仅代

[00:11:45] 上面有珍珠和宝石穿成了代理山河四个字

[00:11:51] 就由秦王代理朝政

[00:11:55] 李渊从这天起再不上朝了

[00:11:59] 他为什么这么做呢

[00:12:01] 她也知道啊

[00:12:02] 自己年老体若处之

[00:12:05] 建成元吉又太轻

[00:12:07] 怕文武官员不服

[00:12:09] 让给李世民自己后宫降轻浮

[00:12:13] 当太上皇比操心好多了

[00:12:17] 第二天早朝

[00:12:19] 李世民pi thy 山河

[00:12:21] 待替父王涨潮

[00:12:23] 众文武行了君臣大礼

[00:12:26] 分文东武西两厢站立

[00:12:29] 李世民叫太间笔墨

[00:12:31] 此后

[00:12:32] 太监端来御笔拿着白绫铺在龙书案上又占宝的御笔

[00:12:39] 李世民握笔在手

[00:12:41] 想了想

[00:12:42] 刷刷刷

[00:12:42] 在白领上写了两个条幅

[00:12:46] 胶肽键提起来让众文武观看一幅写照

[00:12:51] 双锏砸碎旧王朝

[00:12:54] 另一幅写的单边打出新乾坤

[00:12:59] 这意思说双锏砸碎旧王朝

[00:13:03] 说秦琼守地双锏

[00:13:04] 指挥大军扫出隋朝当平反

[00:13:08] 王冲这句话

[00:13:11] 秦琼的锏是受了黄蜂了

[00:13:15] 单边打出新乾坤

[00:13:17] 那意思是

[00:13:18] 虽说唐朝建立天下尚未最后评定

[00:13:23] 还需征战

[00:13:25] 那就要看尉迟恭的鞭了无疑

[00:13:29] 竞得的边也瘦了

[00:13:31] 黄蜂程咬金不认识字

[00:13:34] 不知写的什么

[00:13:35] 她问身旁的秦琼二哥

[00:13:38] 那上边写着什么

[00:13:40] 秦琼这人心眼儿实

[00:13:42] 就告诉她

[00:13:43] 又把意思给他讲了

[00:13:46] 老臣一听

[00:13:47] 气儿大了

[00:13:48] 哎

[00:13:48] 万岁

[00:13:49] 臣有本奏

[00:13:51] 李世民看了一眼陈海清

[00:13:53] 你有何本奏速速讲来

[00:13:56] 呃

[00:13:56] 别的没有

[00:13:57] 我就问你一件事儿

[00:13:59] 我程咬金站洛阳连pi 的将有功

[00:14:04] 没功有功啊

[00:14:07] 是啊

[00:14:07] 我抹了宋金刚的战马

[00:14:10] 结了记不得的粮食

[00:14:13] 是不是我呀

[00:14:14] 还有悼武王攻潼关的消息对不对

[00:14:18] 不错

[00:14:19] 那么老皇上封我双凤是不是真的是真的

[00:14:25] 既然是真的

[00:14:26] 你疯了

[00:14:26] 我二哥的简大老黑的边

[00:14:30] He 算我这斧子没有用处

[00:14:33] 我拿着双份俸禄白吃饭

[00:14:36] 以后你还用过老城的斧子不

[00:14:40] 李世民一听

[00:14:42] 不解其意

[00:14:43] 陈王兄此话怎讲

[00:14:46] 此话怎讲

[00:14:48] 合着用着我

[00:14:50] 你让我上阵刺杀

[00:14:52] 不用我把我撂到一边啊

[00:14:54] 你甭想你得封我的斧子

[00:14:59] 这回李世民和文武都明白了

[00:15:01] 哦

[00:15:02] 程咬金挑眼了

[00:15:03] 李世民笑了笑

[00:15:06] 提笔在手

[00:15:07] 刷刷又写几个字

[00:15:09] 太贱

[00:15:09] 提起来让文武观看

[00:15:12] 老陈说

[00:15:12] Aa 2 歌呢

[00:15:14] 我写的什么词呀

[00:15:15] 快先吧

[00:15:16] 这回写的是风里的谱子

[00:15:19] 上写一府兴堂黑盒子

[00:15:24] 我们都白打这些年仗了

[00:15:26] 这唐朝是李星的程咬金了

[00:15:29] A 稀罕稀罕啊

[00:15:32] 散朝以后

[00:15:33] 众人回到兵马司谈论

[00:15:35] 昨天李渊退居二线

[00:15:38] 秦王pi

[00:15:40] 山河在知识

[00:15:41] 程咬金说

[00:15:42] 诸位老皇上护犊子

[00:15:45] 不把英奇两个肩膀宰了

[00:15:47] 你记住

[00:15:48] 日后这俩小子还得生惹是非

[00:15:52] 不作为那俩小子飞升惹事非不可

[00:15:57] 如果我要是说错了

[00:15:59] 您把我的眼珠子抠出来当泡出来

[00:16:03] 大家说行啊

[00:16:05] 他们俩得老实几天

[00:16:07] 现在他们不当王爷

[00:16:09] 不当王爷

[00:16:11] 那还是皇上的儿子

[00:16:15] 过了一段时间

[00:16:16] 程咬金就觉得

[00:16:19] 宫廷里人老是交头接耳

[00:16:22] 虚虚叉叉叉

[00:16:23] 干什么呢

[00:16:24] 一看他过来就躲了

[00:16:26] 一连有几回

[00:16:28] 程咬金就注意他进攻

[00:16:32] 参拜王嫁出来就看见个小太监鬼鬼祟祟的

[00:16:36] He 老太监说话间

[00:16:38] 他走过来就不说了

[00:16:41] 他心中生疑

[00:16:43] 躲在了暗处偷听

[00:16:45] 听了半天也没听明白

[00:16:48] 等到小肽键走了

[00:16:50] 老太建刚要跟随

[00:16:53] 程咬金蹭

[00:16:54] 一个箭步就窜出来了

[00:16:56] Pi Xiong 1把抓住老太监的前胸

[00:17:00] A

[00:17:02] 刚才那小子跟你嘀咕什么了

[00:17:04] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:17:05] 没有说

[00:17:07] 你说不说

[00:17:08] 不说我脑子的吧啦吧啦呀

[00:17:11] 哈哈

[00:17:12] 别别

[00:17:13] 别扒拉

[00:17:13] 别扒拉

[00:17:14] 老太监看见程咬金吓的直哆嗦

[00:17:17] 知道他厉害

[00:17:19] 程咬金是天不怕

[00:17:20] 地不怕

[00:17:21] 连皇上他也敢指着鼻子透

[00:17:25] 成功耶

[00:17:26] 你放开我

[00:17:27] 我没什么

[00:17:29] 你说不说说

[00:17:31] 说好别介

[00:17:34] 我站不住了

[00:17:35] 你

[00:17:35] 你叫我坐下行

[00:17:37] 不做作

[00:17:39] 老太监扑球就坐那块儿汗珠子

[00:17:43] 噼里啪啦直滚成千岁呀

[00:17:47] 今天是被你碰上了

[00:17:50] 我说

[00:17:51] 要是没碰上天胆我不敢讲

[00:17:56] 不过这件事儿你可得把我摘了出去

[00:17:58] 没我的事儿啊

[00:18:00] 嗨

[00:18:00] 你这么啰嗦呢

[00:18:01] 到底怎么说呀

[00:18:03] 大事不好啊

[00:18:05] 我看咱们要改朝换代啊

[00:18:08] 胡说八道干什么

[00:18:11] 你别说呀

[00:18:12] 我告诉你

[00:18:14] 李建成、李元吉被老皇上贬了之后

[00:18:18] 心中不服

[00:18:20] 怀恨在心

[00:18:21] 随时掂着报仇

[00:18:23] 发誓非要把你尉迟恭和瓦缸寨的弟兄杀了不可

[00:18:30] 秦王千岁

[00:18:32] Pi 山河

[00:18:32] 待治理山河

[00:18:34] 他们更恨他们

[00:18:36] 想把秦王杀死

[00:18:38] 夺回太子之位

[00:18:41] 这两天na

[00:18:42] 你们是不清楚

[00:18:44] 他们到处游窜

[00:18:47] 紧锣密鼓

[00:18:48] 还拉了你们瓦缸寨的一个人

[00:18:51] 叫这个人去暗杀秦王

[00:18:54] 伺机要乱宫夺取王位

[00:18:58] 然后再把你们全都杀光

[00:19:02] 程千岁

[00:19:03] 我也觉得这事儿啊

[00:19:05] 太歹毒了

[00:19:07] 可是我没办法呀

[00:19:09] 像我这样能干啥

[00:19:11] 是个废人

[00:19:12] 今天你问我我不敢不说

[00:19:15] 你赶快奏明秦王千岁

[00:19:18] 早点定夺

[00:19:21] 啊

[00:19:23] 程咬金胆子大

[00:19:24] 这回也害怕哟

[00:19:28] 这样的毒计

[00:19:29] 你是怎么知道的呢

[00:19:31] 老太监说

[00:19:33] 当初李建成当东宫太子的时候

[00:19:37] 我当时在他身边

[00:19:39] 因为我为人手勤腿勤

[00:19:42] 眼里有活儿

[00:19:44] 不爱说闲话

[00:19:46] 也得到他们喜欢

[00:19:48] 后来

[00:19:49] 他被削去英王知觉

[00:19:53] 要杀秦王报仇

[00:19:56] 又悄悄的把我派到秦王身边

[00:19:59] 深得秦王喜欢

[00:20:02] 实际建成要我刺探秦王的行踪

[00:20:07] 给他们通风报信

[00:20:10] 找机会要刺杀秦王

[00:20:14] 我可都告诉你啦

[00:20:16] 你可得保住我一条命啊

[00:20:19] 噢

[00:20:20] 你放心吧

[00:20:21] 嗯

[00:20:23] 这建成元吉够狠的

[00:20:25] 竟不顾手足之情

[00:20:28] 难道他能不知道我们是对秦王忠心耿耿啊

[00:20:33] 要把秦王杀了

[00:20:36] 李建成当皇上

[00:20:37] 我们能服吗

[00:20:40] 我们非反了不可

[00:20:43] 你要杀我们也杀不了啊

[00:20:47] 嗯

[00:20:48] 老哥哥

[00:20:49] 难道

[00:20:51] 李建成

[00:20:51] 李元吉就不怕我们造反吗

[00:20:54] 嗨

[00:20:55] 人家都计划好了

[00:20:57] 不等你们知道信

[00:20:59] 就把你们全宰了

[00:21:01] 咱们色你还不知道吧

[00:21:04] 人家首相、御林军那有御林军的头被他们收买过去了

[00:21:10] 到时候把你们各位都维坤先把你们抓住

[00:21:14] 先杀了你们还能保秦王吗

[00:21:18] 你们赶快做准备

[00:21:21] 那我再问

[00:21:22] 你是什么人刺杀秦王呢

[00:21:25] A

[00:21:25] 这个人叫什么来着

[00:21:27] 我王乐

[00:21:28] 反正是

[00:21:30] 他们已经拉过去不少人了

[00:21:32] 准备又乱攻杀你们载秦王

[00:21:36] 你们可得早做准备