《《杨家将》 第34回》歌词

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[00:00:04] 上文书讲到双亡虎皮捡来到了边关

[00:00:09] 见了三关大帅潘仁美

[00:00:12] 老贼领着呼延、丕显往后去

[00:00:16] 你不能在帅堂上吃吃喝喝

[00:00:18] 一直站在后边宅院的大厅里边排摆酒宴

[00:00:23] 盘龙盘虎

[00:00:24] 潘昭、潘祥、黄龙等人都在这儿

[00:00:28] 因为潘仁美对呼延丕显热议好

[00:00:31] 潘龙、潘虎、潘昭、潘祥也就都老实了

[00:00:33] 可是黄龙可不这么看

[00:00:35] 黄龙上眼下眼就打量着胡言疲倦一看这孩子聪明绝顶

[00:00:40] 可了不得

[00:00:41] 这小子嘴上说的都好听啊

[00:00:44] 说是犒赏三军呢

[00:00:46] 能不能有别的事儿

[00:00:47] 我得提醒这元帅

[00:00:49] 想到这儿

[00:00:50] 她把潘仁美落在一边

[00:00:53] 元帅呀

[00:00:53] 你看着孩子怎么样

[00:00:55] 哎呀

[00:00:56] 光荣啊

[00:00:56] 这孩子太好了

[00:00:57] 我挺喜欢大意呀

[00:00:59] 老恩师

[00:01:01] 你喜欢他干什么

[00:01:02] 他是你仇人

[00:01:03] 死别忘了

[00:01:05] 他到这儿来我们闹不清怎么回事儿

[00:01:07] 诶

[00:01:08] 怎么闹不清呢

[00:01:09] 它不是犒赏三军嘛

[00:01:10] 哎呀呀

[00:01:12] 名下犒赏三军

[00:01:13] 是不是他还有别的事儿呢

[00:01:16] 如果他名义犒赏三军

[00:01:18] 暗地里来抓你

[00:01:20] 可得怎么办

[00:01:21] 哎

[00:01:22] 黄龙

[00:01:23] 你不要想得太多了

[00:01:26] 他是个娃娃

[00:01:27] 12 岁

[00:01:29] 她12 岁

[00:01:29] 旮旯剩下那天就学念书

[00:01:32] 学练舞

[00:01:33] 到现在不才12年吗

[00:01:36] 他到底是个孩子

[00:01:38] 尤其是小孩儿

[00:01:39] 嘴里掏实话

[00:01:41] 听我察言观色料也无妨

[00:01:44] 布布老师

[00:01:45] 你看错了

[00:01:46] 这孩子眨眼儿就是一个道啊

[00:01:49] 嗯

[00:01:50] 那么说得多加注意

[00:01:52] 好

[00:01:52] 你帮我仔细地追查好

[00:01:56] 俩人回来了

[00:01:57] 调开了猪肝

[00:01:58] 吃吃喝喝

[00:01:59] 这屋里面都摆开了肉山酒海

[00:02:02] 杯盘罗列

[00:02:03] 湖北省会来事儿了

[00:02:04] 一伸手抄起酒壶

[00:02:06] 导播

[00:02:06] 不

[00:02:07] 我得先敬您一杯啊

[00:02:09] 不不不

[00:02:09] 你远道而来

[00:02:11] 就是奉旨的钦差

[00:02:12] 我应该敬你一杯

[00:02:14] 哎

[00:02:15] 老伯父

[00:02:16] 咱别提钦差这个茶

[00:02:18] 那算个什么官啊

[00:02:19] 我离开你这回京城任嘛不是对不对我得长大了才能当官儿

[00:02:25] 还不得在您的手下拼命嘛

[00:02:28] 老人家

[00:02:29] 将来你多喇叭我就行了

[00:02:31] 诶

[00:02:31] 好好给老夫倒了一杯

[00:02:33] 随后

[00:02:34] 他又给潘龙、潘虎、潘昭、潘祥每人倒了一杯

[00:02:38] 我说

[00:02:39] 四位哥哥

[00:02:40] 你们可都比我大啊

[00:02:42] 我是小孩儿

[00:02:43] 有什么事儿您可得多加指教

[00:02:45] 哎

[00:02:46] 没说的

[00:02:47] 钦差大人

[00:02:47] 来来喝酒

[00:02:49] 等他给黄龙倒酒的时候

[00:02:51] 黄龙两个黑眼珠子死死地盯住了胡言疲倦

[00:02:56] 胡言疲倦的眼神急忙唰就闪过去了

[00:03:00] 脑子一转

[00:03:02] 这个家伙对我有怀疑

[00:03:05] 不好

[00:03:05] 嗯

[00:03:06] 就这小子不是东西

[00:03:08] 他叫黄龙

[00:03:09] 你等着

[00:03:10] 姓黄的

[00:03:10] 我先把你除掉了再说

[00:03:13] 边关众将一看虎皮写那个潘任美好的跟一个人一样分

[00:03:17] 都气爆了

[00:03:18] 开始认为狐皮显示来抓潘仁美来了

[00:03:21] 大伙都想帮忙

[00:03:22] 后来一看他伯父长伯父短伯父鼻子

[00:03:25] 伯父演这种叫档口田

[00:03:28] 大伙气坏老杨家仇眉毛

[00:03:30] 看来真是好人不得祸害1000年呐

[00:03:34] 哎呀

[00:03:35] 气死我们啦

[00:03:37] 可是外边怎么的

[00:03:38] 屋里不知道胡言疲倦端着酒壶左一杯又一盏的来敬潘仁美下500的其一直喝到掌灯时分

[00:03:48] 潘仁美有点喝多了

[00:03:49] 哎呀

[00:03:51] 贤侄啊

[00:03:52] 我太喜欢你了

[00:03:54] 可惜呀

[00:03:55] 我有两个儿子

[00:03:56] 两个侄子

[00:03:57] 他们都在这

[00:03:58] 哪个也比不了你呀

[00:04:00] 有你这么个孩子

[00:04:02] 可以说是祖上有德

[00:04:04] 祖坟都冒青气了

[00:04:07] 可他

[00:04:07] 我命薄福浅

[00:04:09] 哎

[00:04:10] 没有啊

[00:04:12] 潘仁美说这话是为了奉承讨好

[00:04:14] 可是没想到胡言疲倦了

[00:04:17] 老婆婆

[00:04:18] 您是天下都招讨兵马大元帅

[00:04:20] 当朝国丈

[00:04:21] 掌朝太师

[00:04:22] 权力大的都没边儿了

[00:04:23] 谁要是摊上你这么个爹

[00:04:25] 那不是平生独院吗

[00:04:27] 你没听人说骂有个好爹

[00:04:29] 嗨

[00:04:30] 比有多大能耐都行

[00:04:32] 哎

[00:04:32] 伯伯

[00:04:32] 你要是不嫌弃我

[00:04:34] 我就认你个干爹

[00:04:35] 别的我也不吐

[00:04:36] 只要将来在您的手下学点本领

[00:04:38] 当个官儿就行了

[00:04:40] 姐

[00:04:40] 你看怎么样

[00:04:41] 老人家

[00:04:42] 我给你磕头了

[00:04:43] 说完

[00:04:44] 胡言疲倦吧就磕了一个头

[00:04:47] 哎哟

[00:04:47] 怕人没了坏了

[00:04:49] 哎呀呀

[00:04:50] 孩子

[00:04:50] 免理免理

[00:04:52] 快坐快坐快坐

[00:04:54] 来啊

[00:04:54] 传我的令

[00:04:55] 把各位战将叫来

[00:04:58] 来见一见

[00:04:58] 这是上算时间不大

[00:05:02] 边关的众将也都过来了

[00:05:04] 前来道喜

[00:05:05] 大家一听怎么着还认上干爹了

[00:05:08] 都气得扭头全出去了

[00:05:11] 天已经定更啦

[00:05:13] 潘仁美说

[00:05:14] 该睡不起啦

[00:05:15] 都走吧

[00:05:16] 呃

[00:05:16] 皮鞋呢

[00:05:17] 我给你找好了屋子

[00:05:19] 你跟他们去吧

[00:05:21] 爹

[00:05:22] 我不去怎么

[00:05:23] 嗯

[00:05:23] 我害怕

[00:05:24] 在家的时候我都跟我娘在一个床上睡

[00:05:27] 这回我一出来一道上

[00:05:29] 我就跟我的老家人在一块儿睡了的

[00:05:31] 今天晚上我哪也不去

[00:05:33] 我就带您吧

[00:05:34] 哪睡就得了

[00:05:35] 你要是喝个茶端个水什么的

[00:05:37] 我好伺候您

[00:05:38] 嗯

[00:05:38] 哎呀呀

[00:05:39] 还是个孝顺的孩子

[00:05:41] 我睡觉打呼噜你不嫌我

[00:05:44] 我不怕我爹也打呼噜

[00:05:46] 好好好

[00:05:47] 那咱俩就一块儿睡

[00:05:48] 哎

[00:05:49] 就这么地来

[00:05:50] 我搀着你

[00:05:51] 盘龙盘虎一想

[00:05:52] 啊

[00:05:53] 好马长在腿上

[00:05:54] 好汉长在嘴上啊

[00:05:56] 我们两个对我爹也不含糊了

[00:05:58] 一个好都没捞着

[00:06:00] 就这么个小崽子

[00:06:01] 把我爹哄的滴溜转

[00:06:03] 唉

[00:06:04] 看来还得学呀

[00:06:06] 这伙人全走了

[00:06:07] 黄龙本来不乐意叫虎皮贤和潘仁美在一块儿睡

[00:06:12] 但是说不出口

[00:06:13] 人家是干爹干儿子

[00:06:15] 这个时候狐皮减搀着潘仁美家人领到往后宅去

[00:06:22] 后宅的卧室一拉溜无间

[00:06:25] 中间开门

[00:06:27] 东西两面儿

[00:06:28] 西边屋空着

[00:06:30] 是代课的东边屋

[00:06:32] 那就是老贼潘仁美的寝室

[00:06:35] 你的虎皮卷把潘仁美搀到里边儿

[00:06:38] 潘仁美喝得太多了

[00:06:39] 舌头根子发硬

[00:06:40] 眼珠子红了

[00:06:41] 脚下边儿打分儿

[00:06:43] 晃晃荡荡的扑通往床上一坐就起不来

[00:06:48] 虎皮显并不怠慢

[00:06:49] 给她摘帽子

[00:06:50] 脱衣服

[00:06:51] 随后把靴子给它扒下来了

[00:06:53] 又打了盆热水给他烫烫脚

[00:06:56] 潘仁美可乐坏了

[00:06:58] 哎呀呀哇哇

[00:07:00] 看来我真还离不了你呀

[00:07:03] 你回京成交之后

[00:07:05] 我一定向皇上说把你再要回来

[00:07:09] A 干爹要内阵啊

[00:07:10] 我就老不离开你了

[00:07:12] 老伺候你

[00:07:12] 哎

[00:07:13] 好

[00:07:13] 来

[00:07:14] 赶紧快上课睡觉

[00:07:15] 说完给他往上一周

[00:07:17] 被子给他盖上

[00:07:19] 往旁边一坐

[00:07:20] 虽然天不太热

[00:07:22] 但是潘仁美喝酒喝太多了

[00:07:24] 受不了啊

[00:07:25] 烧得慌啊

[00:07:26] 小孩儿拿过扇子来

[00:07:28] 呼哒呼哒给扇着

[00:07:30] 干爹

[00:07:30] 您睡啊

[00:07:31] 我给您扇着

[00:07:32] 灵儿

[00:07:33] 等您睡着了我就不删了

[00:07:34] 嗯

[00:07:35] 好好好躺着

[00:07:36] 胸脯呼延丕显在山

[00:07:40] 老贼把眼睛一闭

[00:07:42] 除气特别粗

[00:07:44] 虎皮卷看着这张脸

[00:07:46] 心里恨老贼

[00:07:48] 我管你叫爹

[00:07:50] 哼

[00:07:51] 没办法

[00:07:52] 我要不这么办

[00:07:53] 恐怕抓你不好抓

[00:07:55] 现在兵权在握

[00:07:57] 我只可先对付着

[00:07:59] 等明天、后天、大后天

[00:08:01] 我把人都联络好了再杀你

[00:08:05] 他心里合计

[00:08:06] 这个扇子就停了

[00:08:07] 就冲着老贼来了

[00:08:08] 点货点货的

[00:08:10] 这一点的

[00:08:11] 他认为把眼睛睁开了

[00:08:13] 嗯嗯

[00:08:14] 你干什么诶

[00:08:16] 干啥呀

[00:08:17] 谈审美

[00:08:17] 你别看喝的已经醉了

[00:08:19] 可是心里挺明白

[00:08:20] 喝酒喝自己肚子里了

[00:08:22] 也没和别人肚子里他能糊涂

[00:08:24] 另外也不能不绑

[00:08:26] 所以凌打个冷颤

[00:08:28] 阿瓦你爹

[00:08:30] 我刚才看那个小虫子不长一点儿

[00:08:33] 从你鼻子窟窿里钻出来

[00:08:35] 不怎么是滋味

[00:08:36] 钻进去了

[00:08:36] 我刚用扇子去拍他又没了

[00:08:39] 爹

[00:08:39] 什么玩意儿

[00:08:40] 你有什么病啊

[00:08:42] 真的吗

[00:08:43] 那还假吗

[00:08:44] 有多大

[00:08:45] 嗯

[00:08:45] 不查就这么查一查

[00:08:47] 白茶一个小虫子

[00:08:48] 静静的

[00:08:49] 哦

[00:08:50] 你大真看见了

[00:08:52] 我真看见了

[00:08:52] 啊呀

[00:08:53] 孩儿啊

[00:08:54] 别跟别人说这叫龙端七窍

[00:08:58] 为夫大有九五之尊呐

[00:09:02] 于90 岁要当皇上娃娃

[00:09:06] 不许胡说

[00:09:07] 哎

[00:09:08] 太好了

[00:09:08] 干爹

[00:09:09] 您要当了皇上

[00:09:10] 那我就是皇太子喽

[00:09:12] 对对对

[00:09:13] 您快睡

[00:09:14] 我给你删胡达

[00:09:16] 胡达

[00:09:16] 一会儿

[00:09:17] 老贼把眼睛闭上

[00:09:18] 呼声如雷

[00:09:20] 甘爹爹

[00:09:22] 醒醒

[00:09:23] 翻个身

[00:09:24] 药水不憋醒

[00:09:26] 再看

[00:09:27] 老贼跟死猪一样

[00:09:29] 一声不吭

[00:09:31] 呼延丕显站起身来

[00:09:33] 嗯

[00:09:35] 行了

[00:09:35] 睡着了

[00:09:36] 我也不能老守着你这么块臭肉

[00:09:39] 我六哥跟我说了

[00:09:41] 现在边关上有他几个好朋友

[00:09:44] 什么岑林、柴干、郎千郎万

[00:09:47] 我找着

[00:09:48] 叫他们帮我忙儿

[00:09:50] 把你给抓住

[00:09:51] 想到这儿

[00:09:52] 离开屋子

[00:09:53] 将门倒带好了

[00:09:55] 除了后院

[00:09:56] 直奔前瞻

[00:09:57] 此时外边静悄悄的

[00:10:00] 满天的星斗

[00:10:02] 一钩的鞋乐

[00:10:03] 万泪无声

[00:10:05] 谯楼之上只有灯光之声

[00:10:08] 并无其他寂静

[00:10:10] 值班的将校来回地巡逻

[00:10:13] 但是谁敢拦奉旨的钦差

[00:10:16] 胡言披肩穿过大厅

[00:10:19] 到了前院

[00:10:20] 此时已经有晚上十点多钟

[00:10:24] 他往东西两旁瞧了瞧

[00:10:25] 哎

[00:10:26] 东边一间耳房

[00:10:28] 灯光明亮

[00:10:29] 人影摇摇

[00:10:31] 虎皮卷

[00:10:31] 高抬脚

[00:10:32] 轻落步

[00:10:32] 蹑足潜踪来到近前

[00:10:34] 趴在了窗前摘耳细听

[00:10:37] 就听里边有人在说话

[00:10:40] 嗓门儿挺大

[00:10:41] 憨声憨气的

[00:10:42] 啪一拍桌子

[00:10:44] 哥

[00:10:45] 这口气我受不了

[00:10:47] 你愿意瘦

[00:10:47] 你在瘦

[00:10:48] 我要走了

[00:10:50] 紧跟又有个人在安慰他

[00:10:52] 别吵

[00:10:53] 兄弟

[00:10:54] 你小点声不行吗

[00:10:55] 我就这嗓门儿

[00:10:57] 我这口气咽不下去呀

[00:10:58] 天天盼

[00:11:00] 天天盼个奉旨钦差

[00:11:02] 能把咱们心里话抖了出来

[00:11:05] 美承想盼了这么个小崽子

[00:11:08] 你看他是人不是人

[00:11:09] 挨父仇不报

[00:11:11] 认贼作父

[00:11:13] 一口一个爹

[00:11:14] 叫的这个甜

[00:11:16] 嗯

[00:11:16] 我恨不得把他抓住撕碎了

[00:11:18] 兄弟

[00:11:19] 你别吵吵

[00:11:21] 屋里说话墙外有人偷听

[00:11:23] 路上说话草棵有人偷听啊

[00:11:25] 我不怕你怕你去

[00:11:28] 嗯

[00:11:29] 这阵那个小崽子早和老贼死了

[00:11:33] 咋唬皮癣听得真而且真这是骂我呢

[00:11:38] 太好了

[00:11:39] 看来边关战将里向着杨家人的不少

[00:11:44] 这俩是谁想到这舌尖军师

[00:11:47] 窗棂纸捅开窗帘

[00:11:49] 睁一目眇一目

[00:11:50] 往屋里观瞧

[00:11:51] 一看屋里头两个人

[00:11:53] 一高一矮

[00:11:54] 一瘦一壮

[00:11:56] 说话是那个大个子

[00:11:58] 黑大汉喝的脸都紫了

[00:12:01] 一只脚踩在凳子上

[00:12:02] 一脚在地下

[00:12:04] 拳头搁在磕膝盖上

[00:12:06] 大发雷霆

[00:12:07] 旁边那个人长得稍微瘦弱

[00:12:10] 黄白镜子正在劝呢

[00:12:13] 这俩人是谁呢

[00:12:15] 太好了

[00:12:16] 我进去和不跟他说明真情实话

[00:12:19] 叫她帮助我抓潘仁美

[00:12:21] 想到这儿

[00:12:22] 他轻轻一推门

[00:12:24] 哪知道门划了

[00:12:26] 他当当当敲几下

[00:12:28] 哎

[00:12:28] 开门啊

[00:12:29] 屋里两人吓坏

[00:12:31] 抨击一口

[00:12:32] 把灯吹灭了

[00:12:33] 谁也不言语

[00:12:34] 狐皮贤好笑

[00:12:36] 开门

[00:12:37] 谁呀

[00:12:38] 我都睡了

[00:12:40] 睡了还说话

[00:12:42] 好

[00:12:42] 你等会儿啊

[00:12:43] 时间不大

[00:12:44] 把灯点着了

[00:12:46] 门闩扯开

[00:12:47] 双层门一开

[00:12:48] 呼延丕显一进来

[00:12:50] 把屋里人吓坏了

[00:12:51] 啊

[00:12:52] 是钦差大人

[00:12:54] 嗯

[00:12:54] 是我呀

[00:12:56] 虎皮卷一看

[00:12:57] 说话的是那个白脸的瘦的大个子

[00:12:59] 躺在床上已经装睡

[00:13:01] 呼延丕显随手把门哗啦就插上了

[00:13:04] 二位

[00:13:05] 刚才你们说话我都听见了

[00:13:07] 骂得好难得

[00:13:09] 你们侠肝义胆

[00:13:10] 替老杨家暴打不平

[00:13:12] 我替杨家人谢谢你们呢

[00:13:15] 郎秦、郎曼都吓呆了

[00:13:16] 呃

[00:13:17] 其他大人我们没说什么呢

[00:13:19] 二位哥哥

[00:13:21] 别管我叫大人

[00:13:22] 临来的时候

[00:13:23] 我六哥和我讲

[00:13:25] 你们喝它是磕头的把兄弟

[00:13:27] 我也和六哥磕头

[00:13:28] 就叫我小兄弟好了

[00:13:30] 我这次下边庭

[00:13:31] 名义上是扣上三军

[00:13:33] 实际是来抓潘仁美

[00:13:35] 还得你们帮忙啊

[00:13:37] 嗯

[00:13:38] 你说什么我们不明白

[00:13:39] 嗨

[00:13:39] 你别让我着急了

[00:13:40] 你看这是什么

[00:13:42] 说完

[00:13:42] 胡言批评

[00:13:43] 从贴身的衣服里掏出圣旨

[00:13:46] 两人吓得连忙磕头

[00:13:48] 虎皮且说

[00:13:49] 我也别念了

[00:13:50] 你们看看

[00:13:52] 两个人哆里哆嗦的把诏书打开一看

[00:13:55] 这才一块石头放下了

[00:13:58] 原来双王千岁呀

[00:14:00] 哎呀

[00:14:00] 我们失敬失敬了

[00:14:01] 刚才把话说错了

[00:14:03] 您别生气呀

[00:14:05] 狼怪说

[00:14:05] 他也不怪我们呢

[00:14:06] 你和潘仁美那个近乎劲儿

[00:14:08] 一个劲儿叫爹

[00:14:09] 那谁知道啊

[00:14:10] 呃

[00:14:11] 不怪你们

[00:14:12] 你想我要不这么做

[00:14:14] 潘仁美不早就把我改了吗

[00:14:16] 我要不这么办

[00:14:17] 咱们连面也见不着啊

[00:14:20] 临出京

[00:14:21] 我爹还告诉我二位哥哥

[00:14:23] 救了他的命

[00:14:24] 我能忘吗

[00:14:26] 哥俩一听这个乐呀

[00:14:28] 哎呀

[00:14:28] 少王爷

[00:14:29] 这回我们明白了

[00:14:30] 你说应该怎么办呢

[00:14:32] 我们都快憋死了

[00:14:33] 把他认为兵权在手

[00:14:35] 就我们三个人可抓不了他

[00:14:39] 先得联络边关的众将

[00:14:41] 叫他们也知道我的来历

[00:14:43] 一旦我把兵全弄到手

[00:14:45] 咱就抓他认为怎么样

[00:14:48] 行

[00:14:49] 郎千说

[00:14:50] 兄弟

[00:14:51] 你到外边看看有没有人

[00:14:53] 有人你咳嗽一声

[00:14:55] 我有几句话说

[00:14:56] 廊曼转身出来到外边熏风

[00:14:59] 郎千说

[00:15:01] 少王爷啊

[00:15:02] 别人都好办

[00:15:03] 边关的这些众将就是黄龙最坏

[00:15:07] 这小子阴损毒辣

[00:15:09] 叫他占全了

[00:15:10] 专门冒坏水儿给潘仁美出主意

[00:15:13] 要想抓潘仁美

[00:15:15] 先得制服黄龙

[00:15:17] 这叫撤水拿鱼

[00:15:19] 他们两个在一块儿狼狈为奸

[00:15:22] 不好办

[00:15:23] 哼

[00:15:24] 我早就看这小子够坏的

[00:15:26] 怎么办呢

[00:15:28] 狐皮选眼珠一转

[00:15:30] 哎

[00:15:31] 有了

[00:15:32] 我问问边关的众将

[00:15:34] 有几个能和你一心一意帮老杨家忙的

[00:15:38] 呃

[00:15:39] 除了黄龙

[00:15:40] 可都挺恨潘仁美的

[00:15:41] 不过咱们互相可没通气儿胡别说

[00:15:44] 我还知道俩人呢

[00:15:46] 肯林才干和我六哥也磕头啊

[00:15:48] 他们俩可以帮忙

[00:15:50] 嗯

[00:15:50] 陈琳

[00:15:51] 柴干也能帮忙就行了

[00:15:53] 他们两个还有两个好朋友

[00:15:56] 就正是章盖

[00:15:58] 你记住这两个人

[00:15:59] 等到用它的时候

[00:16:01] 你喊这两个人准能给你帮忙

[00:16:04] 行啊

[00:16:04] 就这么地

[00:16:05] 明天给我想办法教潘仁美犒赏三军

[00:16:09] 再犒赏三军的时候

[00:16:12] 因为如此这般

[00:16:13] 这么办

[00:16:14] 这么办

[00:16:15] 胡皮癣趴在廊前耳朵边上说了几郎琴点点头

[00:16:21] 心中赞成

[00:16:22] 别看人小

[00:16:23] 主意可不少

[00:16:24] 我这辈子也没人

[00:16:26] 这两下子

[00:16:27] 少王爷你可得注意啊

[00:16:29] 没事儿

[00:16:30] 眼皮前把圣旨藏在贴身的衣服里

[00:16:33] 出了前院

[00:16:35] 直接够奔后宅

[00:16:36] 刚到门口

[00:16:38] 就听到潘仁美在里边喊

[00:16:40] 皮鞋

[00:16:40] 那皮鞋脸上哪去了

[00:16:43] 来了

[00:16:45] 潘仁美连忙睁开眼睛

[00:16:48] 嗯

[00:16:48] 你上哪去了

[00:16:50] 嗯

[00:16:50] 干爹

[00:16:51] 我肚子疼

[00:16:51] 解手去了

[00:16:52] 哎呀

[00:16:53] 我喊了半天你没回来

[00:16:55] 我可要喝水

[00:16:56] 哎

[00:16:56] 这有水

[00:16:57] 正好可口

[00:16:58] 说完伺候他喝了水

[00:17:01] 潘仁美又睡着了

[00:17:03] 虎岩皮卷可一宿没睡呀

[00:17:05] 他琢磨明天怎么能够把兵全弄到手

[00:17:09] 抓住潘仁美

[00:17:11] 天刚蒙蒙亮

[00:17:13] 潘仁美就起来了

[00:17:14] 浑身上下收拾

[00:17:15] 紧衬利落

[00:17:16] 转身要走

[00:17:17] 虎皮简连忙把他拉住

[00:17:19] 干天这么早你干什么去啊

[00:17:21] 嗯

[00:17:22] 今天是点兵的日子

[00:17:24] 我要到小教场前去点兵

[00:17:27] 那你帮我带着呗

[00:17:28] 嗯

[00:17:29] 赶紧把皇上拿着东西给大伙儿分下去

[00:17:32] 也能收住军心

[00:17:33] 我也好回京啊

[00:17:34] 额

[00:17:35] 那么今天咱们就犒赏三军醉啦

[00:17:39] 好谈

[00:17:40] 人美更高兴

[00:17:41] 心里也反复琢磨

[00:17:43] 皇上给我带了这么多值钱的东西

[00:17:46] 一定不知道我的底细

[00:17:48] 再说一有风吹草动

[00:17:50] 我女儿也能给我送信儿

[00:17:53] 既然是什么信儿也没送来

[00:17:55] 大概是犒赏三军是真的

[00:17:59] 这回老贼可放心了儿啊

[00:18:01] 在为辅传令

[00:18:02] 在小校场升帐犒赏三军

[00:18:05] 说完把将令传出去中

[00:18:08] 军官往下告诉君主这一阵儿

[00:18:12] 呼延丕显残忍

[00:18:13] 每吃完饭

[00:18:14] 起码直奔小校场

[00:18:16] 小校场啊

[00:18:17] 离城七里

[00:18:19] 在一个大山的前边

[00:18:21] 肃静的地带

[00:18:22] 周围都插着各色的小旗儿

[00:18:25] 军兵早来了

[00:18:26] 军卒先到

[00:18:27] 元帅厚道

[00:18:29] 就看坐北向南是点将台

[00:18:32] 两边是战将呆的地方

[00:18:34] 军兵在远处站立

[00:18:36] 潘仁美故意的要在丕显的面前显示显示自己的威风啊

[00:18:43] 待为父点兵派将叫你看看老夫我怎样操练人马

[00:18:49] 回京后你转告圣上就说有俺潘仁美镇守此地

[00:18:56] 将帅合心

[00:18:57] 边关稳如磐石

[00:19:00] 胡言疲倦

[00:19:01] 满脸堆笑

[00:19:02] 点点头

[00:19:03] 对对

[00:19:04] 你把人家魏国讲心都操碎了

[00:19:06] 不过这么多兵马

[00:19:08] 我看着都眼晕呢

[00:19:10] 都能听你的吗

[00:19:11] 哎

[00:19:12] 哪个听感不饶

[00:19:15] 哼

[00:19:16] 干嘛爹呀

[00:19:17] 还在杀人呢

[00:19:19] 哈哈呀呀娃娃

[00:19:21] 军工布展不提

[00:19:23] 哪个能拿脑袋当儿戏呢

[00:19:26] 哦

[00:19:27] 我头回听说这我可得好好跟您学学

[00:19:31] 您快升帐中军观战

[00:19:36] 脊骨炸炸中

[00:19:39] 军官下去

[00:19:40] 手擎着冰淇淋

[00:19:41] 见冲着下边高喊

[00:19:43] 元帅喽

[00:19:46] 就听着嗯哒哒哒嘟嘟声

[00:19:56] 炮响三声

[00:19:57] 鼓响三通

[00:19:59] 再看三兄儿郎

[00:20:00] 并不敢怠慢个刀

[00:20:01] 各地位置战壕紧跟着

[00:20:03] 什么削刀手、捆绑手、弓箭手、刽子手分在左右

[00:20:08] 旗牌官、辕门官中军官、传令官列立两厢

[00:20:12] 一个个龙腾虎跃

[00:20:13] 杀气腾腾

[00:20:14] 再看兵将亏损的五色

[00:20:17] 甲分五色

[00:20:17] 两分的五色

[00:20:19] 这是盔明甲亮

[00:20:20] 刀矛齐整

[00:20:22] 猪猪招草

[00:20:23] 兵马大元帅潘仁美他

[00:20:25] 他几步来到点

[00:20:27] 上台前掌盔抖甲

[00:20:29] 一转身坐在虎皮金交椅上

[00:20:33] 两厢的众将见过远水之后

[00:20:35] 滑往两旁站立

[00:20:38] 胡延平钱搭了个旁

[00:20:39] 坐在旁边看着中军官把花名册往上一递

[00:20:43] 潘仁美啪打开了

[00:20:45] 要点名过卯

[00:20:46] 第一个就是他儿子潘龙

[00:20:49] 潘龙潘鸿道拍照有紧跟着

[00:20:53] 肯林柴干郎千郎万

[00:20:55] 正是张盖苗青股改刘奇马

[00:20:57] 巨瘤需黄龙点到黄龙着没人答应

[00:21:03] 潘仁美就是一愣

[00:21:04] 他停住了

[00:21:05] 往下看看

[00:21:07] 旁边有人告诉报

[00:21:08] 黄龙没到

[00:21:09] 嗯

[00:21:10] 潘仁美觉得不得劲儿

[00:21:12] 听到话

[00:21:12] 黄龙啊

[00:21:13] 你这不是给我上眼药吗

[00:21:16] 今天有钦差带着

[00:21:17] 你怎么误卯呢

[00:21:19] 还正合计呢

[00:21:20] 呼延丕显了

[00:21:22] 爹啊

[00:21:23] 我才明白

[00:21:25] 军中也象我们念书一样啊

[00:21:27] 谁爱来就来

[00:21:28] 谁不爱来就不来呀

[00:21:30] 是吗

[00:21:31] 他这句话他认为可受不了了

[00:21:34] 呃

[00:21:35] 这和念书可不一样

[00:21:37] 物头毛重达40

[00:21:41] 军棍什么

[00:21:43] 哼

[00:21:44] 来晚了还打棍子

[00:21:45] La de da

[00:21:46] 嗯

[00:21:47] 潘仁美生气

[00:21:48] 黄龙妹

[00:21:49] 你是我徒弟

[00:21:50] 今天有钦差

[00:21:52] 我生账

[00:21:52] 你该早来捧场啊

[00:21:54] 这不是叫我的夫人吗

[00:21:55] 一会儿来咋办呢

[00:21:57] 嗯

[00:21:58] 在呼延丕显的面前

[00:22:00] 我还得装着点儿

[00:22:02] 如果叫他传入京城

[00:22:04] 说是有人误卯

[00:22:05] 我都不管

[00:22:06] 嘿嘿

[00:22:07] 我这老脸往哪儿搞来了

[00:22:10] 把头刀误卯牌给我挂出去扎

[00:22:14] 有人把黄龙的木牌挂出去了

[00:22:17] 潘仁美夸都点完了

[00:22:18] 没过头来点二毛黄龙

[00:22:23] 黄龙没到

[00:22:24] 嗯

[00:22:25] 还没来

[00:22:27] 湖盐皮鞋一合计

[00:22:29] 嗯

[00:22:29] 我再烧把火儿

[00:22:31] 黄龙就该死了

[00:22:32] 爹呀

[00:22:33] 黄龙可恶

[00:22:34] 两毛了还打40 啊

[00:22:36] 车出五两毛

[00:22:38] 要中他80 啊

[00:22:41] 不打死了吗

[00:22:43] 那也得打

[00:22:45] 老贼心疼啊

[00:22:47] 可是没办法

[00:22:48] 又点了个第三毛

[00:22:49] 黄龙还没到

[00:22:52] 潘仁美啪一拍桌子

[00:22:54] 黄龙实乃可恨

[00:22:56] 连不三炮来呀

[00:22:58] 把他抓着我