《Tennis Nemesis》歌词

[00:00:00] Tennis Nemesis - 林子祥

[00:00:26] Playing the forehand

[00:00:28] You're missing the ball

[00:00:29] And you feel that your timing is off

[00:00:32] And you scoff at the umpire who's calling the line

[00:00:37] Yes he's blind

[00:00:38] But be kind

[00:00:39] It's not time when you're trailing behind

[00:00:45] Bend those old knees you'll be catching the breeze as the man

[00:00:49] At the net takes a crack at your head

[00:00:53] Now you're down 45 and there's no time to cry

[00:00:57] You say "Wait" They say "Why"

[00:00:59] And here's mud in your eye

[00:01:04] Adding insult to your third double fault

[00:01:08] They all said that the net was too low

[00:01:13] Your lobs are too short

[00:01:14] And your strings are too taut

[00:01:16] And your age is beginning to show

[00:01:24] Don't feel defeated

[00:01:25] You're only un-seeded

[00:01:28] You just can't believe it

[00:01:29] Oh ain't we conceited

[00:01:31] So put on your Adidas and make like you're Vilas

[00:01:36] Just having competed is all that it is

[00:02:11] Navratilova Helena Sukova

[00:02:14] Ivan Miloslav Yannick Noah

[00:02:19] Chrissie and Steffi and Miss Sabatini

[00:02:23] Becker and Borg McEnroe

[00:02:30] Tennis is fun when you don't have to run

[00:02:33] When the scoring is none and you don't care who won

[00:02:38] So get off your buns and get out in the sun

[00:02:42] We can go one on one till the morning is done