《Hard On The Boulevard》歌词

[00:00:00] "Hard On The Boulevard" - TOO $HORT

[00:00:11] Sunshine convertable tops

[00:00:13] You call 'em rags we call 'em drops

[00:00:16] You ride black walls we ride Vogues

[00:00:19] You got a girlfriend we pimp hoes

[00:00:22] You say I'm fake I say you're smoking

[00:00:24] I'm just a mack named $hort from Oakland

[00:00:27] Just like a tag team wrestling tip

[00:00:30] With a nasty bitch then the homie switch

[00:00:33] Bitch ain't getting nothing but a lesson taught

[00:00:35] If your pimping ain't strong it's not my fault

[00:00:38] Hoes start choosing wouldn't give 'em a break

[00:00:41] I pull out my old white Too $hort tape

[00:00:44] I'm playing "Dope Fiend Beat" and the shit still hits

[00:00:46] Trying to stick my dick all in them lips

[00:00:49] She said "No I never did it before"

[00:00:52] Well you ain't the bitch I'm looking for

[00:00:54] Cause she's rich and thick and chocolate

[00:00:57] Wouldn't hesitate to lick my dick

[00:01:00] All my parters say "$hort what's up "

[00:01:03] See me with a bitch with a big-ass butt

[00:01:05] I don't answer I start laughing

[00:01:08] Nothing going on but the Oaktown macking

[00:01:11] Laying it right all damn night

[00:01:14] Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipe

[00:01:17] El Dorado Mazeratti

[00:01:19] Nothing but freaks with fine bodies

[00:01:22] I love to roll my Mercedes Benz

[00:01:25] I'm nothing but a player like all my friends

[00:01:27] So when you call me fake be for real

[00:01:30] The call me Short Dog cause I'm hard as hell

[00:01:33] Hope your girlfriend's name ain't Linelle

[00:01:36] I screwed her last night in a cheap motel

[00:01:38] Like I told my crew when the toss up's chill

[00:01:41] Humping like a Chevy rolling down Foothill

[00:01:44] Get off the pipe fool stop cracking

[00:01:46] Be like Short Dog and start macking

[00:02:00] T double O S-H-O-R-T

[00:02:03] I go solo can't nobody f**k with me

[00:02:06] I'll just kick back counting my bank

[00:02:09] No cokes smoking just potent dank

[00:02:11] Funky fresh on the microphone

[00:02:14] When you spin that wax it's not the same ol' song

[00:02:17] Round and round it goes where it stops no one knows

[00:02:20] You see me at the clubs catching all the hoes

[00:02:23] I don't drink vodka I do drink gin

[00:02:25] I like to get a blowjob from your girlfriend

[00:02:27] Cause I'm macking baby you know that's right

[00:02:30] I'm from the Oaktown straight Eastside

[00:02:33] I got all my game from East Oakland streets

[00:02:36] Now motherf**k you damn shit-haired freaks

[00:02:39] I go on and on as I sing my song

[00:02:41] If you're tender and young I f**k you all night long

[00:02:44] I'm not a no-good punk I didn't make you flunk

[00:02:47] I didn't tell the whole world your pussy stunk

[00:02:49] I cut you slack in my rap I could've macked your mother

[00:02:53] But Life is Too $hort so I kept it undercover

[00:02:55] I'm so damn hard on the boulevard

[00:02:58] Hoes ain't tripping on me they wanna f**k my car

[00:03:00] Freak nasty don't trip to me it ain't shit

[00:03:03] You can suck my dick with some fat hoe lips

[00:03:06] Riding in a Caddy with the top let down

[00:03:09] California sunshine cruising the town

[00:03:12] On the boulevard maybe drop my top

[00:03:14] If you're feeling hot don't even stop

[00:03:17] Cause it feels so good I'm oh so sprung

[00:03:20] They way you work that tongue it just makes me cum

[00:03:22] I told all my homies all about

[00:03:24] The way I bust big nuts in your mouth

[00:03:28] On the boulevard we're riding oh so real

[00:03:31] Not Skyline I'm talking about Foothill

[00:03:33] And when it ended you know what happened

[00:03:36] I'm so hard I just can't stop macking

[00:03:50] I know I gotta stop sooner but I'll stop later

[00:03:53] They call me Short Dog I'm nothing but a player

[00:03:56] I know what she's thinking "I'm falling in love"

[00:03:58] But there's another freak I'm thinking of

[00:04:01] She's got long long hair she's not like you though

[00:04:04] She'll do whatever I say she'll even be my hoe

[00:04:06] Cause I don't wanna get married I'd rather freak Mary

[00:04:09] Make good love and I do mean very

[00:04:12] Wherever I go it's the same old case

[00:04:15] Same damn thing all over the place

[00:04:17] (Nothing but bitches) Tight-ass jeans to pose in

[00:04:20] I used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoes

[00:04:23] They wasn't choosing nope not these hoes

[00:04:25] They wanted big time Vettes riding brand new Vouges

[00:04:28] So like I said before I ain't tripping

[00:04:31] Told myself it's time to stop bullshitting

[00:04:34] Did the gangster walk did it like this

[00:04:37] Walked up to a girl and I called her a bitch

[00:04:39] I said "My name is $hort I don't play games

[00:04:42] I only play young bitches now what's your name "

[00:04:45] She said "I wouldn't tell you in all my life

[00:04:48] You're just a little thug you're not my type"

[00:04:50] I said "I'm Sir Too $hort couldn't be no punk"

[00:04:53] East Oaktown is where I'm from

[00:04:56] You see wherever I go it's the same old case

[00:04:58] Same damn thing all over the place

[00:05:01] (Nothing but bitches) Mad cause I told the truth

[00:05:04] I'm calling you one and you can call me too

[00:05:07] Call me Too $hort call me "Too Thin"

[00:05:09] But you wouldn't get a dime out of this pimp

[00:05:12] So just give it up baby and I'll run right through ya

[00:05:15] Maybe just maybe I'll come back to ya

[00:05:18] Like Too Clean I'm riding Cadillac

[00:05:20] I hit the strip turn around and come right back

[00:05:23] See I'm a big mack and every bitch in sight

[00:05:26] Says "Is that Short Dog sitting at a red light "