《Too Drunk to Karaoke (Originally Performed by Jimmy Buffett and Toby Keith)(Vocal Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Too Drunk to Karaoke (Originally Performed by Jimmy Buffett and Toby Keith) (Vocal Version) - Singer's Edge Karaoke (卡拉OK)

[00:00:16] Last night at the bar it was karaoke night

[00:00:24] Yeah everybody down there was feeling alright

[00:00:32] They got big margarita pitchers two for one

[00:00:37] Yum yum

[00:00:40] They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun

[00:00:44] When I signed up I was ready to go

[00:00:51] But they didn't call my name for an hour or so

[00:01:00] Damned if they didn't make me wait too long

[00:01:07] I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon song

[00:01:11] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:01:15] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:01:19] If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be

[00:01:23] Too drunk to karaoke just like me

[00:01:27] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:01:31] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:01:35] Well the place got rockin' temptation was strong

[00:01:43] All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on

[00:01:50] Well I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair

[00:01:58] But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair

[00:02:03] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:02:06] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:02:10] You can sing in the shower till you sound real good

[00:02:14] You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood

[00:02:18] But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand

[00:02:22] You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans

[00:02:26] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:02:30] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:02:50] If you ask me hell I killed that song

[00:02:58] When I looked around everybody was gone

[00:03:05] Except a couple of bouncers bout half my age

[00:03:13] They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage

[00:03:17] You're too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:19] That's what they told me

[00:03:21] You're too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:24] How can that be

[00:03:25] You don't have to be good don't have to be refined

[00:03:29] You just have to be a legend in your own mind

[00:03:33] Don't have to rehearse or even sing on key

[00:03:37] Just prove that theory of drunkativity

[00:03:41] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:45] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:47] Look at me

[00:03:49] You're too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:51] Just like me

[00:03:53] Too drunk to karaoke