《刚刚好Ⅱ》歌词

[00:00:00] 刚刚好Ⅱ - 郭德纲 (Degang Guo)/刘刚
[00:00:01] 你呀 干点正事吧
[00:00:03] 整天到晚的啊
[00:00:06] 你整天到晚的混得一点正型也没有
[00:00:09] 你看看人家 开好车的买大楼房
[00:00:12] 你看看你 你是一无所有
[00:00:15] 你脚下的地在抖 你身边的水在流
[00:00:19] 你爸爸姓崔
[00:00:20] 你爸爸叫贱
[00:00:23] 2006 年火了的这个人
[00:00:30] 有人预计他红不过年根
[00:00:36] 年头到年尾和官司有缘分
[00:00:43] 依然红火他艺多不压身
[00:00:50] 床前依然明月光
[00:00:51] 疑似一片地上霜
[00:00:53] 举头总得望明月
[00:00:55] 我名还叫郭德纲
[00:00:58] 人干点好事总想让鬼神知道
[00:01:00] 干坏事总以为鬼神不知道
[00:01:03] 我们呐太让鬼为难了
[00:01:07] 娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹
[00:01:10] 演个丫鬟要投怀送抱
[00:01:14] 是非恩怨没有征兆
[00:01:16] 不过争得是个龙套
[00:01:21] 娱乐圈里装着炸药
[00:01:24] 今天翻脸明天报料
[00:01:27] 旧人在哭新人在笑
[00:01:30] 赚得还是百姓腰包
[00:01:33] 刚刚好
[00:01:36] 我名气小
[00:01:40] 刚刚好
[00:01:43] 我胆子小
[00:01:48] 三教九流各行各业
[00:01:50] 他的工作都对社会有意义
[00:01:53] 那怕是一个赶大车送菜的
[00:01:56] 驾驾驾 喔喔喔
[00:01:59] 我看着很羡慕啊
[00:02:01] 我想夸他两句
[00:02:02] 谁是我儿子 喔喔喔 哎呀
[00:02:06] 给人民带来快乐
[00:02:09] 谁给谁带来了快乐
[00:02:11] 最起码我快乐了很多
[00:02:13] 谁是我孙子
[00:02:15] 喔喔喔哎呀喝 这位不长记性
[00:02:19] 谁是王八
[00:02:21] 他说什么呀 他提着鞭子过来了
[00:02:24] 他来抽你
[00:02:26] 他有不厚道的一面
[00:02:28] 周董 and 了费玉清
[00:02:32] 孟广美 sorry 了众网民
[00:02:35] 偷拍伤了阿娇的心
[00:02:39] 张钰她睡觉睡出了名
[00:02:42] 鹏菲生了一个小千金
[00:02:46] 张柏芝也跟着怀了孕
[00:02:49] 石头疯了四两拨千斤
[00:02:52] 整容整到了范冰冰
[00:02:55] 刚刚好
[00:02:58] 我没怀孕
[00:03:02] 刚刚好
[00:03:05] 我没拍电影
[00:03:11] 遇事你别老往上看
[00:03:13] 你得往下看
[00:03:15] 怎么往下看
[00:03:17] 比如说啊 做买卖你赔钱了
[00:03:19] 那还有跳楼的呢
[00:03:21] 看着他你不是很快乐吗
[00:03:24] 诶 没错
[00:03:25] 你这儿生一闺女 你恨得慌
[00:03:27] 那还有没孩子的呢
[00:03:29] 啊
[00:03:30] 你那失业了这边还有失身的呢
[00:03:33] 这没什么可比性啊
[00:03:35] 你想 你媳妇不要你了
[00:03:37] 她也没要我啊
[00:03:39] 娱记们乱点着鸳鸯
[00:03:42] 钻石李 baybay 了李湘
[00:03:45] 世界杯喊哑了黄健翔
[00:03:49] 要选秀最好学师洋
[00:03:53] 宪哥主持到了中央
[00:03:56] 祖德要变性穿女装
[00:03:59] 老太太死咬着赵忠祥
[00:04:02] 隐私被博客全暴光
[00:04:05] 刚刚好
[00:04:08] 我没乱讲
[00:04:12] 刚刚好
[00:04:15] 我还正常
[00:04:20] 早上四点就得起 出去练轻功去
[00:04:24] 刚一出去 警察过来了
[00:04:26] 嗨 喊我 我心里不亏啊
[00:04:29] 我没犯事啊 干嘛啊
[00:04:31] 晨练都不许嘛
[00:04:33] 许 回去把裤子穿上
[00:04:37] 干什么也没有光着出来的
[00:04:39] 起猛了
[00:04:41] 到底为什么我们有点厌倦
[00:04:48] 到底怎样明星才能成仙
[00:04:55] 得道去西天
[00:04:58] 能不能还要脸
[00:05:02] 刚刚好
[00:05:03] 我没疯癫
[00:05:09] 刚刚好
[00:05:10] 我有于谦
[00:05:15] 刚刚好
[00:05:17] 就快过年
[00:05:21] 哎 干嘛呢你
[00:05:23] 逮那个飞机拉线的
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