《《呼家将》 第19回》歌词

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[00:00:01] 或延庆在荒山钱被官兵围住

[00:00:06] 眼看备货遭擒

[00:00:08] 突然

[00:00:09] 山梁上出现一只猛兽

[00:00:12] 这只猛兽一声怒吼

[00:00:14] 山摇地动

[00:00:15] 吓得百鸟皆惊

[00:00:18] 在看战马呀

[00:00:20] 有的吓得浑身直哆嗦

[00:00:22] 有的知了者子

[00:00:23] 有的连拉带尿不敢动

[00:00:26] 这仗没法打了

[00:00:28] 官兵各自收兵

[00:00:30] 任往周围观看

[00:00:32] 发现半山梁出现一只猛虎

[00:00:36] 这只虎很特殊

[00:00:37] 是黑虎

[00:00:39] 一般的老虎啊

[00:00:40] 身上带花纹儿的

[00:00:42] 唯独这只虎比一般的老虎能大一半儿

[00:00:46] 又高又壮

[00:00:47] 浑身的毛管锃亮锃亮的

[00:00:49] 油黑油黑的

[00:00:51] 那还不说

[00:00:53] 在老虎背上骑着一个人

[00:00:56] 真长得可够凶的

[00:00:58] 年纪多大看不来头上高瓦牛心法纪

[00:01:03] 面似锅底

[00:01:04] 两只眼睛弄出框外擦鼻梁

[00:01:07] 大鼻头大下巴林彬

[00:01:10] 络腮胡须像钢针相仿

[00:01:12] 手里拿着把大斧子

[00:01:15] 老虎怪叫一声

[00:01:16] 蹭两下就来到山梁下

[00:01:20] 来到打仗的地方

[00:01:22] 御林军那这些官兵吓得全趴下了

[00:01:26] 哎哟

[00:01:27] 山神爷险胜了

[00:01:28] 山神爷饶命啊

[00:01:30] 一个个磕头如鸡

[00:01:32] 牵碎米

[00:01:33] 胡延青也吓坏

[00:01:34] 不知怎么好

[00:01:36] 他刚一哎哟

[00:01:37] 这老虎来到了

[00:01:38] 切记

[00:01:39] 倒在湖里庆身旁

[00:01:41] 老虎背上人一伸手

[00:01:43] 碰抓住胡延庆的皮艇大地

[00:01:46] 往上一提

[00:01:47] 横担在老虎背上

[00:01:49] 老虎莫深三蹿两蹦上了山梁

[00:01:53] 胡艳青吓得把眼睛闭得紧紧的

[00:01:57] 心都提到嗓子眼儿了

[00:01:59] 心想

[00:02:00] 这是把我往哪弄啊

[00:02:02] 哎哟

[00:02:03] 干啥去了

[00:02:05] 尤其在老虎背上趴着

[00:02:07] 你想象能稳当马一窜一蹦

[00:02:10] 上蹿下跳

[00:02:11] 这心呢

[00:02:12] 七上八下的

[00:02:13] 也不知道跑了多长时间

[00:02:16] 黑老虎

[00:02:17] 站起来

[00:02:19] 虎背上人把呼延庆

[00:02:22] 扔到地上

[00:02:23] 呼延庆慌忙站起来

[00:02:25] 睁开眼睛看了看周围

[00:02:27] 全是那真是山连山岭

[00:02:30] 连岭岭

[00:02:31] 层层没有人烟

[00:02:34] 抬头一看

[00:02:35] 天呐

[00:02:36] 显得特别的太阳

[00:02:38] 离自己也近

[00:02:40] 说明这山太高了

[00:02:42] 骑老虎那个人下了

[00:02:45] 虎背冲老虎说

[00:02:47] 你也到后山歇着去吧

[00:02:50] 啊

[00:02:51] 这黑虎啊

[00:02:54] 好像是打女生

[00:02:55] 蹭蹭下山没影儿了

[00:02:59] 哎呀

[00:03:00] 呼延庆一响

[00:03:01] 我遇见神仙了

[00:03:03] 哎呀

[00:03:04] 老神仙

[00:03:06] 您把我带到这儿干什么呢

[00:03:09] 骑老虎的人是个出家道长

[00:03:12] 高耸盗号

[00:03:13] 无良天尊

[00:03:15] 我要不把你带走

[00:03:17] 你可就落到官兵手里啦

[00:03:21] 回庆祥

[00:03:22] 对呀

[00:03:23] 是黑虎he 老道救了我

[00:03:26] 胡延庆扑通就跪下了

[00:03:29] 多谢先涨救命之恩

[00:03:32] 醒了吧

[00:03:34] 仙长

[00:03:35] 这黑虎是你养的

[00:03:38] 那是频道的脚力训练出来的

[00:03:41] 从小虎一直带到大

[00:03:44] 娃娃

[00:03:45] 咱爷俩有缘呢

[00:03:47] 我们走三山

[00:03:48] 闲踏五岳

[00:03:50] 在山山李静和山石树木打交道

[00:03:54] 很少遇见人

[00:03:55] 今天遇生理被困官兵以多欺少

[00:04:00] 不知你为什么和关均发生争执

[00:04:05] 胡延青一听

[00:04:06] 哭了仙长

[00:04:08] 我能得罪官兵吗

[00:04:11] 诗皇上

[00:04:12] 害我居家

[00:04:14] 我爷爷官拜双亡

[00:04:17] 叫呼延丕显

[00:04:18] 他老人家被奸贼庞文父女害死了

[00:04:23] 车加满埋

[00:04:24] 300多口被杀埋在肉丘坟内

[00:04:28] 我父亲挥手用跑出大王庄

[00:04:31] 收下我母亲王秀英

[00:04:34] 才有我呼延庆

[00:04:35] 我为了让爷爷的坟上不断香烟

[00:04:38] 两次进京

[00:04:40] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:04:42] 不幸被他们围住

[00:04:45] 要没有你老人家解救

[00:04:47] 恐怕我落在奸贼手里

[00:04:51] 胡延庆把以往的经过说了一遍

[00:04:54] 老道点点头

[00:04:56] 嗯

[00:04:57] 双王的事儿频道已有耳闻

[00:05:00] 难得你小小年纪有此孝心

[00:05:03] 不过你人小力单到京城

[00:05:07] 如同羊入虎口

[00:05:10] 常言说得好

[00:05:12] 君子报仇

[00:05:13] 十年不晚

[00:05:14] 你应该卧薪尝胆

[00:05:17] 好好习学武艺

[00:05:19] 武艺学成在到京城找仇人

[00:05:22] 为家报仇

[00:05:24] 为国除奸

[00:05:26] 我是想吸血无异

[00:05:28] 我找谁呀

[00:05:30] 我小的时候跟李青霜学过几天

[00:05:33] 而现在我找谁呢

[00:05:36] 韩国的火烧大王庄

[00:05:37] 我娘也不知道哪去了

[00:05:40] 我姥爷我舅舅也找不着了

[00:05:43] 说到这儿

[00:05:44] 呼延庆灵机一动

[00:05:46] 哎

[00:05:47] 这老道不就是高人吗

[00:05:50] 他叫我的时候

[00:05:51] 如盘中取果

[00:05:53] 反手关文不费吹灰之力

[00:05:57] 对呀

[00:05:58] 鲜榨

[00:06:00] 你收我做个徒弟吧

[00:06:02] 我跟你学e

[00:06:03] 你能收我吗

[00:06:05] 老道点点头

[00:06:07] 我救了你

[00:06:08] 我们就是有缘

[00:06:10] 我可以教

[00:06:11] 不知道你是不是那块料学成了

[00:06:15] 你别高兴

[00:06:16] 学不成

[00:06:16] 我早点儿打发你下山

[00:06:18] 那好

[00:06:19] 我就收下你了

[00:06:22] 哎呀

[00:06:22] 婚庆乐的眉开眼笑

[00:06:25] 师傅在上

[00:06:26] 徒儿有礼

[00:06:27] 磕了仨头

[00:06:28] 快起来

[00:06:30] 从到山上之后

[00:06:31] 你就不叫胡延庆了

[00:06:33] 我给你起个名儿叫圣僧

[00:06:36] 所以

[00:06:37] 胡延庆又叫呼圣僧

[00:06:40] 老人家

[00:06:41] 请问您

[00:06:43] 他想问问你是谁呀

[00:06:45] 话说半截

[00:06:46] 咽回去了

[00:06:47] 不敢张口了

[00:06:49] 因为不知道该不该问

[00:06:51] 据说出家人那有个规矩

[00:06:54] 僧不言姓

[00:06:55] 道不言明

[00:06:56] 老大说

[00:06:57] 你也甭问我是谁

[00:06:59] 跟我走吧

[00:07:01] 两个人下了山

[00:07:03] 再上山上山

[00:07:04] 再下山

[00:07:05] 也不知道走了多长时间呢

[00:07:07] 来个半山坡

[00:07:09] 前面有个山洞

[00:07:11] 洞口这

[00:07:13] 下边是山石和树木上边儿

[00:07:15] 藤萝倒挂

[00:07:16] 野葡萄藤儿把洞口都遮上了

[00:07:20] 不知道的

[00:07:21] 看不出来这是个山洞

[00:07:24] 老道来到切近

[00:07:26] 撩起腾资进去吧

[00:07:29] 进山洞

[00:07:30] 山洞不太大

[00:07:31] 十几丈长

[00:07:33] 出了山东

[00:07:33] 再往前一看

[00:07:35] He 亮瓦青天青堂瓦舍

[00:07:39] 院子很大很大

[00:07:41] 邮政店东西偏殿后边儿有院子

[00:07:45] 有4 G 不谢之花

[00:07:46] 八节长青之草

[00:07:48] 苍松翠柏

[00:07:50] 世外桃源

[00:07:51] 别有洞天

[00:07:53] 大殿的后边儿

[00:07:55] 还冒着烟

[00:07:57] 正殿里香烟缭绕

[00:07:59] 老道一进来

[00:08:01] 答

[00:08:01] 里边跑出来两个童子

[00:08:04] 师父一向可好

[00:08:07] 您怎么才回来呀

[00:08:08] 哦

[00:08:09] 起来

[00:08:09] 起来

[00:08:10] 出去办点事儿来

[00:08:12] 我给你们介绍介绍

[00:08:13] 他一指呼延庆

[00:08:15] 这是我新收的弟子

[00:08:17] 叫圣僧

[00:08:18] 是你们小师弟圣僧啊

[00:08:20] 快键键

[00:08:21] 这是我两个徒弟

[00:08:23] 他叫宝善

[00:08:24] 这叫宝祥

[00:08:26] 是你的大师哥

[00:08:28] 二师哥

[00:08:29] 诗歌

[00:08:31] 圣僧给你磕头了

[00:08:33] 宝祥童子

[00:08:34] 宝善童子赶紧把他拉起来看了看

[00:08:37] 呼延庆都Le Le 怎么呼延庆啊

[00:08:40] 是师弟可比诗歌高出一脑袋来

[00:08:43] 又宽又壮大到说

[00:08:47] 从今天起

[00:08:48] 你就跟你两个师哥住在一块儿

[00:08:50] 每天挑水打柴

[00:08:53] V 1 溜腿

[00:08:54] 过些日子我教你功夫

[00:08:57] 说了半天

[00:08:58] 老道

[00:08:59] 是谁呀

[00:09:00] 这可是世外高人

[00:09:01] 大陆神仙

[00:09:03] 这座山叫扒头山

[00:09:06] 这个洞叫浩然动

[00:09:10] 这个老道姓王

[00:09:11] 叫王翱

[00:09:13] 人称老祖王敖老祖

[00:09:17] 王敖老祖有师哥住在云蒙山水帘洞

[00:09:22] 叫王婵

[00:09:24] 自称鬼股子

[00:09:26] 这哥俩可了不得

[00:09:28] 可是青也不教徒弟

[00:09:30] 你看那宝山童子

[00:09:31] 宝祥童子看着像十多岁啊

[00:09:33] 呜

[00:09:34] 岁数都不小啦

[00:09:37] 胡延庆在王敖老祖帮助下

[00:09:40] 每天习惯练武

[00:09:41] 熟读兵书战策操演兵器

[00:09:45] 开始练拳脚

[00:09:47] 练臂力

[00:09:48] 练腿上功夫

[00:09:49] 后来练兵器

[00:09:52] 十八般兵器分为马上酒

[00:09:55] 常喝不下酒

[00:09:56] 短马上久长是刀枪棍棒

[00:10:00] 纪硕ta 还糖

[00:10:03] 这之中呢

[00:10:04] 呼延庆最爱使大枪

[00:10:07] 不下九短就是鞭锏

[00:10:09] 锤锄

[00:10:10] 勾践拐镰斧在这里呢

[00:10:13] 呼延庆I 是一对边

[00:10:15] 当出来的时候

[00:10:16] 那个双边呢

[00:10:18] 现在使得清了

[00:10:20] 也短了

[00:10:21] 老道重新给他弄了一顿

[00:10:24] 叫他每天练双边

[00:10:26] 他立志锄奸报仇

[00:10:28] 匡扶正义每天起早贪黑

[00:10:31] 不怕酷暑严寒

[00:10:33] 刻苦攻读修炼

[00:10:35] 光阴似箭

[00:10:36] 不知不觉三年到了呼延庆

[00:10:38] 到了15 岁

[00:10:40] 这个呼延庆身高盯帐

[00:10:43] 膀阔三停

[00:10:45] 嘿哟哟

[00:10:46] 一张面皮

[00:10:46] 两到九卷狮子

[00:10:48] 没往那一站

[00:10:49] 像小铁塔似的

[00:10:51] 说话也瓮声瓮气地充满阳刚之气

[00:10:55] 王敖老祖很高兴

[00:10:57] 这天

[00:10:57] 把徒弟叫到眼前

[00:10:59] 孩子

[00:11:00] 你来三年了

[00:11:02] 三年了

[00:11:03] 没离开我这号然动

[00:11:06] 这两天放假

[00:11:07] 叫你到周围山上转一转

[00:11:10] 我也出去溜达溜达

[00:11:12] 着我的道友谈经说道

[00:11:15] 你要好好看守山洞

[00:11:18] 过几天我就回来

[00:11:20] A 师傅

[00:11:21] 您去吧

[00:11:23] 王敖老祖走了

[00:11:25] 呼延庆一看

[00:11:26] 师傅给嫁了

[00:11:28] 那就转一转呗

[00:11:29] 也是

[00:11:30] 整天在浩然洞的周围转

[00:11:33] 不是围着树转

[00:11:34] 就是围着庙转

[00:11:36] 出去溜溜它

[00:11:38] 离开浩然动

[00:11:39] 登上山头

[00:11:41] 极目远望he

[00:11:43] 心里这个敞亮啊

[00:11:45] 嗯

[00:11:46] 世界事态

[00:11:47] 就这山景都看不够

[00:11:50] 一看这山头啊

[00:11:51] 雾气昭昭的

[00:11:53] 都在云彩里往下看

[00:11:55] 山下潺潺流水

[00:11:57] 他溜达两天

[00:11:59] 到第三天上

[00:12:01] 就来到这座山的西面

[00:12:04] 距离浩然洞有好几十里了

[00:12:07] 天色将晚

[00:12:09] 突然就觉得发出一阵滋滋的声音

[00:12:13] 姐

[00:12:13] 跟着

[00:12:15] 天阴了

[00:12:16] 嗯

[00:12:16] 要下雨

[00:12:17] 不能啊

[00:12:18] 周围都亮瓦青天

[00:12:19] 怎么就这块儿雾蒙蒙的

[00:12:22] 就听着说话

[00:12:25] 胡延庆胆子不小

[00:12:27] 不过就在荒山这

[00:12:29] 突然有过一生

[00:12:30] 也吓一跳

[00:12:31] 操望腾一闪崩的山石上

[00:12:34] 顺声一看

[00:12:35] 哟

[00:12:36] 就在荒草科呢

[00:12:38] 翻滚着两条怪忙

[00:12:42] 这两条蟒太大了

[00:12:44] 有大海碗粗啊

[00:12:46] 是一雌一雄俩

[00:12:48] 不知道干什么呢

[00:12:49] 你教我

[00:12:50] 我教你

[00:12:51] 蹭蹭眼看着蹿起多高

[00:12:53] 从呼延庆的脑袋顶儿刷就飞过去了

[00:12:56] 呼延青一矮身一桥

[00:12:58] 这条蟒蹭蹭直奔那边的半山坡

[00:13:03] 窜了过去

[00:13:04] 呼延庆撒腿就追

[00:13:06] 嗯哪

[00:13:07] 这么远

[00:13:07] 怪玩意儿

[00:13:09] 追来追去

[00:13:10] 前面是个山洞

[00:13:12] 这个莽啊

[00:13:13] 要进山洞

[00:13:15] 那个网要进

[00:13:16] 你也挤

[00:13:16] 我也挤

[00:13:17] 好不容易辞露怪蟒进洞去了

[00:13:21] 呼延庆好奇又年轻

[00:13:24] 都说蟒身上有宝

[00:13:27] 我进去看看

[00:13:28] 把他们抓住

[00:13:29] 抓回去给我师傅送去

[00:13:31] 我师父能驯虎

[00:13:33] 还许能迅猛呢

[00:13:36] 就这么

[00:13:37] 他也往洞里钻

[00:13:38] 这洞啊

[00:13:40] 将能进一个人

[00:13:42] 呼延庆也是艺高人胆大

[00:13:44] 他就愣往里挤

[00:13:45] 费了好大劲

[00:13:46] 衣服也刮破了

[00:13:47] 他真就挤进去了

[00:13:50] 在里边爬了几步

[00:13:52] 里边动越来越宽

[00:13:54] 越来越大

[00:13:54] 慢慢的能够蹲起来

[00:13:56] 也能站起来

[00:13:58] 周围滴答滴答往下滴的水

[00:14:00] 有钟乳石什么地方

[00:14:03] 往里看看不清

[00:14:06] 太深了

[00:14:08] 脚下的石头一颗一半

[00:14:11] 哗啦哗啦哗啦

[00:14:13] 扫数都没有啊

[00:14:14] 他自己算着有50 部

[00:14:17] 回头看看洞口儿就不点儿小凉瓜

[00:14:20] 像个小月亮似的

[00:14:21] 哎哟

[00:14:22] 我这走的什么地方呢

[00:14:24] 我别去

[00:14:25] 我回去跟我两个师哥说

[00:14:28] 拿来火把照着到里面去抓蚂

[00:14:31] 想到这儿

[00:14:31] 他一陌生突然

[00:14:34] 就在旁边啊

[00:14:35] 刷一道亮光

[00:14:38] 闪得呼延奇离的眼睛

[00:14:40] 是不是忙的怪眼呢

[00:14:44] 他一看没有什么动静

[00:14:46] 龙族眼神一桥那块儿光还在一闪

[00:14:49] 一动一闪一动

[00:14:52] 胡延庆

[00:14:54] 几步就来到

[00:14:55] 切忌用手一摸是墙壁

[00:14:58] 石头都划手到亮光

[00:15:00] 砰的一抓

[00:15:02] 就听哗啦一声

[00:15:04] 觉得手里冰凉冰凉的

[00:15:07] 什么玩意这么凉啊

[00:15:09] 哗啦啦右手往外一抻

[00:15:12] 好像是铁器

[00:15:14] 结果呢

[00:15:14] 旁边刷又一闪亮

[00:15:16] 他伸手把这个东西也抓住了

[00:15:18] 往外抓

[00:15:19] 他一拽

[00:15:21] 平他手上的感觉

[00:15:22] 心里琢磨

[00:15:24] 这怎么好像兵器呀

[00:15:27] 我到洞外瞧去就这么他从洞又钻出来

[00:15:30] 来到外边这么一看呢

[00:15:32] 呼延庆可乐坏了

[00:15:34] 原来是两把宝颠呢

[00:15:39] 编什么行呢

[00:15:40] 宝塔型前边儿间就上边尖下边粗

[00:15:45] 一节一节的碟是拔楞的旮瘩

[00:15:49] 前边的煎熬锋芒利刃

[00:15:52] 输入腕表

[00:15:53] 这两把边可太好了

[00:15:56] 是宝贝呼延庆花扔手里舞动

[00:16:00] 嗯

[00:16:02] 边太沉了

[00:16:03] 自己使费劲

[00:16:05] 太可惜了

[00:16:06] 这么好的两把边

[00:16:08] 我使不了

[00:16:09] 送我师傅

[00:16:12] 走

[00:16:13] 回去吧

[00:16:14] 天不早了

[00:16:16] 就这么他滴了两把边往回走

[00:16:19] 好几十里地啊

[00:16:21] 也得走一阵

[00:16:22] 尽管这脚下有功夫撒着

[00:16:24] 如飞蹭蹭蹭

[00:16:26] 一步弄无耻

[00:16:27] 两部弄一仗也得走一会儿

[00:16:29] 离庙不太远了

[00:16:32] 嗯

[00:16:32] 猛发现不远的地方呼呼呼呼冒热气

[00:16:38] 嗯

[00:16:39] 怎么冒热气儿啊

[00:16:41] 有人家没有啊

[00:16:43] 这周围根本没有人家

[00:16:45] 没

[00:16:45] 人家哪来热气

[00:16:46] 做饭不像炼丹的

[00:16:51] 我们山西人不在这炼丹呢

[00:16:52] 我瞧瞧他

[00:16:53] 撒腿如飞

[00:16:54] 就奔着冒热气的地方跑过去

[00:16:57] 越来越近

[00:16:58] 越来越近

[00:16:58] 一贴鼻子

[00:16:59] 哎呀

[00:17:00] 香气扑鼻

[00:17:02] 这个香啊

[00:17:03] 什么玩意儿

[00:17:04] 等来到切近

[00:17:05] 那这热气儿也没了

[00:17:07] 盗窃近

[00:17:08] 仔细一看

[00:17:09] 是一块青石板

[00:17:11] 青石板上放个大笼屉的笼屉啊

[00:17:15] 有一搂多粗

[00:17:17] 个儿太大了

[00:17:18] 上下两层扣着盖

[00:17:20] 热气儿就是从这冒出来的

[00:17:23] 什么玩意儿

[00:17:25] 我看看呼延庆好奇

[00:17:27] 把楼梯盖拿起往旁边一放

[00:17:29] 往楼梯里桥

[00:17:31] 哎哟

[00:17:32] 胡言庆乐坏了

[00:17:34] 里边儿蒸的面食是什么呢

[00:17:36] 是九条面牛

[00:17:39] 一条面牛啊都没有

[00:17:41] 最少得有八两面

[00:17:44] 用手一拍蹦蹦

[00:17:45] 嘿

[00:17:46] 真香啊

[00:17:47] 哎呀

[00:17:48] 这谁整的呢

[00:17:50] 九条牛

[00:17:51] 我看下边儿什么

[00:17:53] 他把上层端下来

[00:17:55] 一看

[00:17:56] 下边是两只面红

[00:18:00] 一只虎啊

[00:18:01] 多么有二斤半面

[00:18:03] 两个壶怎么得有五斤面好做的也像万也好

[00:18:10] 哎呀

[00:18:11] 这谁蒸完了往这儿放啊

[00:18:14] 只要吃一个

[00:18:16] 不定多想呢

[00:18:18] 我走累了

[00:18:19] 肚子空空的

[00:18:20] 吃一个

[00:18:21] 哎呀

[00:18:23] 不能吃

[00:18:23] 这不是我的

[00:18:25] 不定谁蒸完了放在这儿

[00:18:27] 人家没吃我给吃了

[00:18:28] 这像话吗

[00:18:30] 算了

[00:18:31] 走吧

[00:18:32] 他转身要走

[00:18:32] 走了几步又舍不得站住了

[00:18:35] 回头看着龙t pi 着鼻子

[00:18:38] 就觉得嗓子眼儿伸个小手儿往里抓着面食

[00:18:43] 不吃怪可惜的了

[00:18:45] 我问问看有主没主药没煮

[00:18:48] 我就把它吃了

[00:18:50] 想着她站在山坡冲着大山喊

[00:18:54] 哎

[00:18:55] 这谁蒸的面食啊

[00:18:57] 有主没主啊

[00:19:00] 没人

[00:19:00] 那我可吃了啊

[00:19:02] 我吃了你听见没有

[00:19:05] 没人

[00:19:06] 那我可以吃

[00:19:08] 想到这儿

[00:19:09] 他抓起个面牛往嘴里送

[00:19:12] 哎

[00:19:12] 不行

[00:19:13] 不能吃哎

[00:19:14] 有种没有在

[00:19:16] 没煮我吃啊

[00:19:18] 没人

[00:19:19] 我可以吃

[00:19:20] 不过我就吃一个

[00:19:23] 一会儿来人呢

[00:19:24] 我给道个歉就完了

[00:19:26] 就这么拿起面牛

[00:19:28] 三口两口吃下去了

[00:19:30] 吃到肚里之后啊

[00:19:32] 像掉个豆一样

[00:19:33] 不吃好点儿这吃啊

[00:19:35] 更馋了

[00:19:36] 一扒着嘴

[00:19:37] 哎呀

[00:19:38] 又香又甜

[00:19:40] 说不上什么滋味

[00:19:41] 什么鸡鸭鱼肉都赶不上这条面

[00:19:44] 牛好吃

[00:19:45] 再来一个

[00:19:47] 本又进去

[00:19:49] 还没怎么地儿

[00:19:50] 好比那个还香

[00:19:52] 再来一个蹦蹦

[00:19:54] 九条牛

[00:19:55] 他都吃下去了

[00:19:57] 吃完了觉得还没饱皮

[00:20:00] 鼻子还觉得里边的面食香

[00:20:02] 得了把面糊我也吃了吧

[00:20:06] 他把笼屉上隔班玩下咯拿走

[00:20:10] 把面虎拿在手里

[00:20:11] 三口两口

[00:20:12] 进度一个

[00:20:14] 就剩一个了

[00:20:15] 哎

[00:20:16] 一个留啥劲儿

[00:20:17] 干脆都吃了

[00:20:19] 就这样

[00:20:20] 呼延庆吃了

[00:20:22] 九条面牛

[00:20:24] 两条面虎

[00:20:27] 吃完了

[00:20:28] 肚子觉得饱了

[00:20:29] 可了不得了

[00:20:30] 浑身难受

[00:20:32] 就觉得浑身发热呀

[00:20:34] 360 股起嘎嘣嘣直响

[00:20:36] 寒毛孔都炸起来了

[00:20:38] 胳膊起着一溜溜的金疙瘩

[00:20:41] 哎呀

[00:20:41] 怎么回事儿

[00:20:42] 眼珠都红了

[00:20:43] 我怎么难受啊

[00:20:44] 这么热呀

[00:20:45] 坏了

[00:20:46] 我吃了有毒的东西了

[00:20:49] 大概这面虎面牛有毒

[00:20:51] 不好

[00:20:52] 哎呀

[00:20:53] 这怎么他急的围着山灯来回直跑

[00:20:57] 一般跑还觉得不得劲儿

[00:21:00] 举起山石垮往山下扔

[00:21:03] 左一块

[00:21:03] 右一块

[00:21:04] 有力气没地方使

[00:21:06] 又捡起双边

[00:21:07] 哗啦啦捂了半天

[00:21:09] 出的通身是汗

[00:21:11] 折腾拿现在说的有两个小时

[00:21:14] 嗯

[00:21:15] 身上疙瘩下去了

[00:21:18] 浑身不那么热

[00:21:19] 觉得神清气爽

[00:21:23] 嗯

[00:21:24] 好舒服

[00:21:26] 这就是觉得婚神使不完的力气

[00:21:29] 那就是恨天无霸

[00:21:30] 恨地无环天有个吧

[00:21:33] 它能把他举起来D

[00:21:34] 有还能把他拎起来

[00:21:37] 他一高兴

[00:21:37] 从地下抓起一块石头

[00:21:39] 不大

[00:21:40] 有鸭卵大小

[00:21:42] 用手一捏

[00:21:43] 嘎嘣碎了

[00:21:45] 哎

[00:21:46] 我怎么这么大劲儿啊

[00:21:48] 他一嗓子嗷的一声

[00:21:50] 这声音在山谷回荡

[00:21:52] He

[00:21:53] 好吓人呐

[00:21:55] 突然

[00:21:56] 他发现这个编在手里头不再沉了

[00:21:59] 整合适

[00:22:01] 这是怎么回事儿呢

[00:22:03] 我回去问我师傅

[00:22:04] 他拎着鞭子

[00:22:05] 萨特路费噔噔往回跑

[00:22:07] 脚下踩块山石啊

[00:22:09] 他怕秃噜一使劲儿

[00:22:10] 夹给碾碎了

[00:22:12] 很快来到号

[00:22:14] 不然动来动里边儿一看

[00:22:16] 他师傅回来了

[00:22:18] 正坐在莲花台上等着

[00:22:21] 胡延庆放下边

[00:22:22] 赶紧跪倒磕头

[00:22:23] 师傅

[00:22:24] 你回来了啊

[00:22:26] 圣僧啊

[00:22:26] 你上哪去了

[00:22:27] 哎

[00:22:28] 您走之后

[00:22:29] 我在山上转三天

[00:22:30] 你回得这么快

[00:22:32] 有什么奇遇吗

[00:22:33] 师傅

[00:22:34] 没啥奇遇

[00:22:35] 我就看见两只怪蟒钻个山洞

[00:22:38] 我进去想瞧一瞧

[00:22:40] 都说蟒身上有宝

[00:22:41] 没找着

[00:22:42] 莽也不怎么拽出两屏边来

[00:22:45] 师傅

[00:22:46] 你看

[00:22:46] 说着把编曲过来递给了王敖老祖

[00:22:49] 王敖老祖接过双边一看

[00:22:52] 诗经非销啊

[00:22:54] 孩子

[00:22:56] 你得两把跑偏呢

[00:22:57] 你不知道这是处在什么年代吗

[00:23:01] 不知道啊

[00:23:02] 这上有字我不认识啊

[00:23:04] 孩子

[00:23:05] 这两把边出事

[00:23:07] 可要帮助你建功立业

[00:23:10] 左手边

[00:23:12] 这是词典

[00:23:13] 右手边是熊边这词

[00:23:16] 编是秦始皇当年赶山鞭雄边是当年赵公明镇山边

[00:23:23] 多少人想得一把都得不着

[00:23:26] 你一块儿得两把

[00:23:28] 这还了得

[00:23:29] 为师在山上修炼几十年呢

[00:23:32] 也没见过这东西啊

[00:23:34] 孩子

[00:23:34] 你福份匪浅呢

[00:23:37] 老师

[00:23:38] 那托您的福

[00:23:39] 嗨

[00:23:40] 你就别客气啦

[00:23:41] 孩子能使动

[00:23:43] 开始我拿不动

[00:23:45] 有点儿沉

[00:23:46] 后来不知道为什么我就不费劲儿

[00:23:50] 那是怎么回事儿

[00:23:51] 我也不知道啊

[00:23:52] 哎

[00:23:52] 师傅

[00:23:53] 刚才我偷嘴吃了

[00:23:56] 你可别说我呀

[00:23:57] 我是走饿了

[00:23:58] 嗯

[00:23:59] 看着那边龙梯里头有九条面牛

[00:24:02] 两个面虎叫我都吃肚了

[00:24:05] 吃完把我吓坏了

[00:24:06] 浑身起嘎大姑姐嘎嘣嘣直响

[00:24:08] 蛤蟆孔都站起来了

[00:24:09] 眼珠都红了

[00:24:10] 我来回跑

[00:24:11] 使劲出一身汗号了

[00:24:13] 嗯

[00:24:14] 完了

[00:24:14] 再使这边就不费劲了

[00:24:16] 王敖老祖点点头

[00:24:18] 孩子

[00:24:20] 你吃了九条面牛

[00:24:22] 两个面虎

[00:24:23] 你有九牛二虎之力

[00:24:26] 你遇见神仙了

[00:24:28] 从今后你有这对宝边

[00:24:30] 在我九牛二虎之力

[00:24:31] 就可以替你爷爷报仇雪恨

[00:24:34] 就在这一阵儿

[00:24:36] 打耗电撞过一个人来

[00:24:38] 婚庆不认识

[00:24:39] 王翱说

[00:24:41] 圣僧啊

[00:24:42] 你渐渐

[00:24:42] 这是你施大爷

[00:24:44] 人称鬼谷子

[00:24:46] 叫王禅

[00:24:48] 哥哥

[00:24:49] 这就是我说的我那徒弟叫圣僧

[00:24:52] 王婵看看胡延庆点点头

[00:24:54] 好

[00:24:55] 真像一只黑老虎一样

[00:24:57] 兄弟啊

[00:24:58] 你有好眼力

[00:25:00] 誓死必成大器

[00:25:03] 圣僧

[00:25:04] 咱们爷儿俩初次见面

[00:25:07] 我也没什么给你的

[00:25:08] 我送你个外号

[00:25:10] 黑虎英雄