《I’ll Sue Ya(Main Version)》歌词

[00:00:02] I'll Sue Ya - WeirdAl Yankovic

[00:00:26] I sued Taco Bell

[00:00:28] 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas

[00:00:30] And I got fat

[00:00:31] I sued Panasonic

[00:00:32] They never said I shouldn't use their microwave

[00:00:35] To dry off my cat

[00:00:37] Huh I sued Earthlink

[00:00:38] 'Cause I called them up

[00:00:40] N' they had the nerve to put me on hold

[00:00:42] I sued Starbucks

[00:00:44] 'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap

[00:00:46] And brrr it was cold

[00:00:48] I sued Toys'R'Us

[00:00:49] 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball

[00:00:51] And nearly choked to death

[00:00:53] Ugh I sued PetCo

[00:00:54] 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter

[00:00:57] And now I got bad breath

[00:00:58] I sued Coca-Cola yo

[00:01:00] 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle

[00:01:02] And it got stuck

[00:01:04] I sued Delta Airlines

[00:01:05] 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey

[00:01:08] I went there and it sucked

[00:01:10] Yeah

[00:01:12] If you stand me up on a date

[00:01:16] If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

[00:01:20] I'm gonna sue sue

[00:01:22] Yes I'm gonna sue

[00:01:23] Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do

[00:01:25] I'm gonna sue sue

[00:01:26] Yes I'm gonna sue

[00:01:29] Sue sue yeah I might even sue you

[00:01:31] Ugh

[00:01:44] I sued Duracell

[00:01:46] They never told me not to shove that double-A

[00:01:48] Right up my nose

[00:01:49] I sued Home Depot

[00:01:51] 'Cause they sold me a hammer

[00:01:53] Which they knew I might drop on my toes

[00:01:55] I sued Dell Computers

[00:01:57] 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop

[00:01:59] Now it doesn't work

[00:02:00] I sued Fruit of the Loom

[00:02:02] 'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head

[00:02:04] I look like a jerk

[00:02:06] I sued Verizon

[00:02:07] 'Cause I get all depressed

[00:02:09] Any time my cell phone is roaming

[00:02:11] I sued Colorado

[00:02:13] 'Cause you know I think it looks a little bit too much

[00:02:15] Like Wyoming

[00:02:16] I sued Neiman Marcus

[00:02:18] 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations

[00:02:20] Way out of season

[00:02:22] I sued Ben Affleck

[00:02:25] Aw do I even need a reason

[00:02:28] Ugh

[00:02:29] If I sprain my ankle

[00:02:31] While I'm robbing your place

[00:02:35] If I hurt my knuckles

[00:02:37] When I punch you in the face

[00:02:38] I'm gonna sue sue

[00:02:40] Yes I'm gonna sue

[00:02:41] Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do

[00:02:44] I'm gonna sue sue

[00:02:45] Yes I'm gonna sue

[00:02:47] Sue sue that's right I'm gonna sue you

[00:02:52] Ugh

[00:02:54] Ugh

[00:02:56] Ugh

[00:03:06] I'll sue ya

[00:03:07] I'll take all of your money

[00:03:08] I'll sue ya

[00:03:09] If you even look at me funny

[00:03:11] I'll sue ya

[00:03:12] I'll take all of your money

[00:03:14] I'll sue ya

[00:03:15] If you even look at me funny

[00:03:16] I'll sue ya

[00:03:17] I'll take all of your money

[00:03:19] I'll sue ya

[00:03:20] If you even look at me funny

[00:03:22] I'll sue ya

[00:03:23] I'll take all of your money

[00:03:24] I'll sue ya

[00:03:25] If you even look at me funny

[00:03:27] I'll sue ya

[00:03:28] Ha-ha ha ha-haa

[00:03:30] I'll sue ya

[00:03:31] What'chall think of that

[00:03:32] I'll sue ya

[00:03:33] Ha-ha ha ha-haa

[00:03:35] Boo ya

[00:03:37] I'll sue ya

[00:03:38] Ugh