《Church Chat(Original Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Church Chat - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:07] You know today the church is in a terrible state

[00:00:17] The bucks just arent rollin in like they used to

[00:00:22] And when the bucks don't come in

[00:00:24] The church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to go to heaven

[00:00:33] Now I know you don't know what I'm talking about

[00:00:39] But what the f**k But anyway listen to this ladies and gentlemen

[00:00:46] When the church wants to get your money they remind you about hell (Whoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha)

[00:00:53] If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell (oui-oui)

[00:00:59] Well let me give you an example this boy over here;

[00:01:03] Tell em about it Brother Zappa

[00:01:05] Sometimes people say:

[00:01:07] That if you f**k somebody (oh lord) its a sin (oui-oui) this may or may not be true

[00:01:15] (Testify)

[00:01:16] This boy not only f**ked somebody with his organ

[00:01:21] But he also f**ked a girl with a guitar with an umbrella

[00:01:28] With a zuchinni with a shoe with an enema bag

[00:01:36] What else did you do

[00:01:38] A vibrato bar

[00:01:39] A vibrato bar

[00:01:41] Some people would say this is a sin And if you sin you're gonna go to hell

[00:01:47] Well ladies and gentlemen:

[00:01:49] There ain't no hell (oui)

[00:01:51] There is no such thing as hell (oui)

[00:01:54] There is no hell there is only France (oui-oui)