《Chief Inspector Blancheflower》歌词

[00:00:00] Chief Inspector Blancheflower - The Fiery Furnaces

[00:00:16] I wanted to be a typewriter mender when I grew up

[00:00:20] But things didn't work out so sleep

[00:00:24] Late in the morning climb up Mt. Olympia and replace a return

[00:00:28] But I didn't get enough good grades

[00:00:31] My uncle peter had the Parthenon business machine remediation outfit

[00:00:35] And right there on the shop floor

[00:00:39] Hundreds of electric-selectrics all messed up

[00:00:43] But I didn't get enough good grades

[00:00:47] I had a dexadrine hyperactivity selective

[00:00:55] Attend to relevant

[00:00:58] Information tempo taken in told to

[00:01:03] Mechanism coping concept

[00:01:07] Put my head down crumple my paper

[00:01:15] Sent to look at the future-job folder-binders

[00:01:19] I got distracted by the graphs

[00:01:22] In the resource room Mrs. Petorsky re-enforced me

[00:01:26] Raisins from her zip-lock bag

[00:01:30] And free time after my target behavior I was positive about

[00:01:34] Tickets tangibles chips and stars

[00:01:38] Now playing I'm in my own little house

[00:01:42] Tickets tangibles chips and stars

[00:01:46] I had a dexadrine hyperactivity selective

[00:01:54] Attend to relevant

[00:01:57] Information tempo taken in told to

[00:02:02] Mechanism coping concept

[00:02:06] Put my head down crumple my paper

[00:02:49] After school I was sitting in the sitting room

[00:02:51] Looking out at the pavers in their bright orange vests

[00:02:54] Holding up the slow-go diamond plastic piece of wood

[00:02:57] And I knew that I'd never be any good

[00:03:00] And never wear a hard-hat and do things like that

[00:03:03] So I joined the police force

[00:03:05] Damp in Dumbarton dip about the 14 th of May

[00:03:12] The publican dropped me a line thought there had been foul play

[00:03:20] The farmer up the hill came in with his knife

[00:03:24] He mumbled something darkly about his young wife

[00:03:32] Riding up on the postcoach I thrummed on my notebook

[00:03:40] The wind was up I held on my hat I do up my coat look

[00:03:48] The farmer stumbled past holding his gun

[00:03:52] He mumbled something darkly about his young son

[00:04:04] About your wife sir

[00:04:08] What about her

[00:04:12] Pray where is she

[00:04:16] Nowhere you'll see

[00:04:35] Locked him up in the store room of Mrs. Mcveigh's Inn

[00:04:43] Take tea up in the manor sir robert grayson

[00:04:51] The farmer through the window came in with his sword

[00:04:55] He mumbled out of breath forgive me m'lord

[00:05:03] And after that rustic imposition I took a deposition

[00:05:06] I shared a woodpecker cider with a local fratricider

[00:05:09] Who told me all this stuff and more

[00:05:28] Well I rode up to Springfield on my motorcycle

[00:05:33] And I's gonna stay with my younger brother Michael

[00:05:38] Mom's oxycontoins and the amstel light

[00:05:42] But I noticed I was doing most of the talking that night

[00:05:47] So I got both remotes and turned off the DVD

[00:05:51] And said Michael is there something that you need to say to me

[00:05:56] Well I don't know how to tell you

[00:05:58] You can tell me any

[00:06:01] Thing that you want cept I started seeing Jenny

[00:06:05] I started seeing Jenny

[00:06:09] My Jenny

[00:06:11] And he looked down at the floor

[00:06:15] You know damn well she ain't your Jenny no more

[00:06:19] And I said get her on the phone

[00:06:23] Don't you think it's a little late

[00:06:27] No I don't think it's a little late

[00:06:33] But I went out the room cause I knew I'd better wait

[00:06:41] So I went down to her dad's bakery and she said

[00:06:45] I'm gonna go outside take a break smoke a cigarette

[00:06:48] I'm still surprised at how mad you get

[00:06:52] Well what'd you expec'

[00:06:54] That you wouldn't try to wreck your little brother's happiness

[00:06:57] And I said listen to you

[00:07:00] I know what you're trying to do

[00:07:03] And what whould that be

[00:07:06] Mess with Michael's head as some kind of revenge back at me

[00:07:11] So I drove up to springfield in my wife's new car

[00:07:16] And went and had a drink at my buddy's old bar