《28 Butts》歌词

[00:00:01] Little Jackie - 28 Butts

[00:00:10] It’s a typical day in the universe

[00:00:12] Another MC spits a puny verse

[00:00:14] I try to get through my day without saying a curse

[00:00:16] Because I curse too much and such and such (f**k)

[00:00:19] I try to improve my vocabulary

[00:00:20] I try to cut out eating meat and dairy

[00:00:23] I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy

[00:00:25] Cause I lost my innocence

[00:00:26] I’m young and dumb and old and wise at the same time

[00:00:30] Cause I know Jesus was a rock star

[00:00:32] And it was Elvis who turned water into wine

[00:00:35] I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo

[00:00:38] I wanna own a llama

[00:00:39] I want less drama in my life

[00:00:41] I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife

[00:00:44] I got 28 butts in the ashtray

[00:00:46] I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney

[00:00:48] Another bottle of whiskey

[00:00:50] Has been emptied

[00:00:51] I know you wouldn’t put it past me

[00:00:53] I really know how to party

[00:00:54] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi

[00:00:57] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me

[00:01:00] Keeping myself company

[00:01:01] I think back all the days I was smoking carawhack

[00:01:04] It was really kinda like an addiction

[00:01:06] Non-fiction

[00:01:07] Just reading my days and nights away

[00:01:09] I used to pray to a funny little fat man

[00:01:11] Til I found out he was Santa Clause cause

[00:01:14] Saint Nick never brought sh*t

[00:01:16] And there I go cursing again

[00:01:17] I’m my only friend and I’m definitely my very worst enemy

[00:01:22] It kinda triggers a memory

[00:01:24] Let’s bring it back to 83 when I

[00:01:26] Ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds

[00:01:29] Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy

[00:01:31] I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up

[00:01:33] I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine

[00:01:35] I got 28 butts in the ashtray

[00:01:37] I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney

[00:01:39] Another bottle of whiskey

[00:01:41] Has been emptied

[00:01:42] I know you wouldn’t put it past me

[00:01:44] I really know how to party

[00:01:45] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi

[00:01:48] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me

[00:01:51] Keeping myself company

[00:02:10] Hey Mama are you proud of me

[00:02:11] I applied for a job at MickeyD’s

[00:02:13] I gotta do something with my life

[00:02:15] Because my idle time is eating me

[00:02:17] Like I’m a super-sized french fry

[00:02:19] Drenched in ketchup

[00:02:21] Frying over patch-up

[00:02:22] But I know I taste better than that

[00:02:24] Like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat

[00:02:26] I got 28 butts in the ashtray

[00:02:28] I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney

[00:02:30] Another bottle of whiskey

[00:02:32] Has been emptied

[00:02:33] I know you wouldn’t put it past me

[00:02:35] I really know how to party

[00:02:36] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi

[00:02:39] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me

[00:02:42] Keeping myself company