《If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing (Album Version) - Joe Ely

[00:00:02] Oh weary me

[00:00:06] I'm broke as a man can be

[00:00:10] My bills are all due I got holes in my shoe

[00:00:14] Bill collectors they won't let me sleep

[00:00:19] If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing

[00:00:23] I could make cash registers ring

[00:00:28] What a sight to behold her she could sit on my shoulder

[00:00:32] And whimper in harmony

[00:00:39] If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing

[00:00:43] What a wonderful world it would be

[00:00:47] I could take her to the border and teach her how to order

[00:00:51] Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring

[00:01:15] The circus is coming to town

[00:01:20] The telephone lines are down

[00:01:24] Tight rope they're stretchin' my puppy is fetchin'

[00:01:28] The tin cans all scattered around

[00:01:32] If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing

[00:01:37] The whole would live in peace

[00:01:41] Instead of them fightin' everyone would be writin'

[00:01:45] Love letters to Senators and Police

[00:01:52] Teach My Chihuahua To Sing

[00:01:56] What brave new world it would be

[00:02:00] I could take her to China on a big Jet Airliner

[00:02:04] And Bark in the Park 'till the Freedom Bells Ring

[00:02:23] Teach My Chihuahua To Sing

[00:02:27] There'd be no more sorrow and grief

[00:02:32] I could take her to the border and teach her how to order

[00:02:36] Guacamole and Posole and feel Holy and Free