《皇上高殿审问高俅》歌词

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[00:00:00] 华人大家都不说话

[00:00:02] 海经呃

[00:00:06] 老陈灾都都是办好事儿

[00:00:11] 啊

[00:00:12] 说啊

[00:00:13] 让这个字典嗯

[00:00:17] 蔡晶晶

[00:00:18] 皇上多次跟我说话都非常客气

[00:00:20] 接着怎么了

[00:00:21] 一定有事儿打哈一

[00:00:23] 反正只捡起来

[00:00:25] 打开灯一瞧

[00:00:27] 哦

[00:00:28] 指尖上斜

[00:00:30] 带上正宫国母

[00:00:34] 草民今日入宫状告蔡京、高俅、杨戬同犯

[00:00:42] 只因四大奸臣把持朝纲

[00:00:46] 上欺君罔下家谱了悬秤卖官

[00:00:51] 鱼肉百姓

[00:00:53] 逼得百姓流离失所至各揭竿而起

[00:00:58] 30里有占山的50里为王的

[00:01:01] 特别是计与梁山好汉100单八

[00:01:05] 将虽然他们占据水泊梁山

[00:01:09] 是替天行道

[00:01:11] 除霸安良

[00:01:13] 承蒙万岁

[00:01:14] 向他们招安

[00:01:15] 入朝右派

[00:01:17] 他们蒸疗去打王浪

[00:01:20] 他们在疆场屡屡战功得胜之时日

[00:01:25] 大部分阵亡

[00:01:27] 生还者在朝为官

[00:01:30] 想不到蔡经翅梁山好汉为眼中钉

[00:01:35] 肉中刺

[00:01:36] 又秘密用读要求害死了卢俊义

[00:01:39] 害死了宋江

[00:01:40] 至今二人去死在了哇

[00:01:44] 前不久又有豹头林冲之子小报的林天龙被高俅五抓去

[00:01:51] 秘密呀

[00:01:52] 在腹内外被看得了爆头

[00:01:55] 林冲的份上

[00:01:56] 请放了林天龙抓菜金

[00:01:59] 等次贼

[00:02:00] 我等

[00:02:01] 绝不妄娘娘的恩德

[00:02:05] 愿大宋江山万万年

[00:02:09] 最后落款是梁山后代

[00:02:17] 财经看完这个壮志之后

[00:02:21] 鸡胆战

[00:02:24] 汗

[00:02:24] 顺着额角下

[00:02:26] A 呢

[00:02:28] 我以为把梁山人斩尽杀绝

[00:02:33] 剩下几个

[00:02:35] 被吓住

[00:02:36] 他得老老实实的听我们的话

[00:02:40] 想不到梁山后代又要闹事儿

[00:02:43] 要替宋江鸣冤喝卢俊义鸣冤

[00:02:47] 此事怎么办呢

[00:02:50] 老贼把状纸又给高俅同分杨戬卡脑子没说话

[00:02:59] 狂升级了

[00:03:01] 海星你还吃醋吗

[00:03:05] 老陈不知

[00:03:08] 哼

[00:03:09] 昨天晚上

[00:03:10] 来脸的刺客夜入皇宫

[00:03:14] 正在上

[00:03:14] 寡人和妃子饮酒

[00:03:18] 拼歌舞

[00:03:20] 他们心碎

[00:03:22] 到朝阳苑到走了九凤贞观

[00:03:26] 这两个刺客是谁说

[00:03:31] 哎呀

[00:03:31] 万岁

[00:03:33] 老臣怎么能知道刺客是谁呢

[00:03:36] 不知道

[00:03:37] 当归人留下这张状纸

[00:03:41] 可说你了

[00:03:43] 他冲你到的珍珠冠

[00:03:47] 你知道不但是那我也不知道噢

[00:03:49] 那么你说状纸写的是否是事实

[00:03:55] 宋江是你二哥的

[00:03:57] 哎呀

[00:03:58] 酒壶辞世

[00:03:59] 老臣冤枉想

[00:04:02] 那宋江

[00:04:03] 当初我是对他们俩不好

[00:04:07] 因为他们反抗朝廷

[00:04:09] 可是

[00:04:09] 后来他被招完之后带兵征剿方腊

[00:04:14] 立了无数战功

[00:04:16] 回朝朝万岁

[00:04:19] 向他封关

[00:04:20] 在朝官拜武德大夫、楚州安抚使兼兵马都总管

[00:04:27] 哇

[00:04:27] 同建成

[00:04:28] 陈娜本来做的不错呀

[00:04:31] 他致辞是因为方腊余党给他在酒里下了毒药

[00:04:36] 将他置于死地

[00:04:38] 连李逵一块儿散粒无忧

[00:04:42] 以及小李广、花荣

[00:04:46] 他们是近义字

[00:04:49] 跟宋江一块儿去肆意归天

[00:04:53] 与我无关哪

[00:04:55] Na 玉麒麟卢俊义呢

[00:04:59] 卢俊义是吃酒带醉

[00:05:02] 一步登空落在水里淹死了

[00:05:06] 哎呀

[00:05:07] 也跟我们没牵连呢

[00:05:10] 嗯

[00:05:12] 装纸上写小报的林天龙

[00:05:17] 被高俅呀

[00:05:19] 在谷内可有此事呢

[00:05:23] 你可以问高太尉

[00:05:25] 不过这个林天龙啊

[00:05:28] 他可是杀人凶犯呢

[00:05:31] 我的老婆啊

[00:05:33] 在望海楼吃酒

[00:05:36] 就被这个林天龙给杀了

[00:05:39] 蔡京啊

[00:05:40] 这是口是心非

[00:05:42] 其实菜和不是林天龙杀他是故意的

[00:05:46] 给栽赃湘把林天龙置于死地遭球上前施礼

[00:05:53] 哎呀

[00:05:54] 万岁

[00:05:55] 这个麟龙在御街上拦路要刺杀为臣

[00:06:00] 杀官者乃为造反

[00:06:03] 背着手仙人庄臭呀

[00:06:05] 在骨内用于深耕

[00:06:06] 半夜来了两个江洋大盗

[00:06:11] 飘在院内妄想就走

[00:06:13] 林天龙使我手机人把他围住掩盖掉

[00:06:17] 把它抓住

[00:06:18] 来个没眼睛

[00:06:19] 手拿马杆儿一根乱砸

[00:06:22] 把这两个江洋大盗就走了

[00:06:24] 为人带兵

[00:06:25] 从后追赶追上了吹天

[00:06:28] 官府两人踪迹不见为臣药

[00:06:32] 搜狐催奶人不上苍在外孙面前请旨一搜狐

[00:06:38] 哎

[00:06:40] 没搜着

[00:06:41] 结果为嗯

[00:06:42] 太大了

[00:06:43] 三年俸禄这些事儿万岁大概你能知道吗

[00:06:49] 昨天晚上有人业务皇宫形似

[00:06:53] 留下了状纸盗走放宽

[00:06:56] 恐怕跟那两个刺客有关

[00:07:00] 你想

[00:07:01] 两个刺客多大年纪

[00:07:04] 什么模样

[00:07:05] 看看是不是一伙儿的

[00:07:08] 这句话提醒了皇上

[00:07:11] 嗯

[00:07:14] 咱们到你家里要就林天龙者

[00:07:20] 这两个人多大岁数a

[00:07:22] 都在20 上下岁

[00:07:25] 一个长得尖嘴猴腮的瘦子

[00:07:28] 一个相貌还不错

[00:07:32] 嗯

[00:07:34] 我知道

[00:07:35] 对对是一伙的

[00:07:38] 哎呀

[00:07:38] 怎么还有个没眼睛呢

[00:07:41] 是啊

[00:07:42] 我们现在在京城四处搜查

[00:07:45] 师傅没眼镜都把他抓来

[00:07:47] 正在审讯

[00:07:49] 你说这招出的多缺德

[00:07:52] 哦

[00:07:53] 是林天龙

[00:07:55] 这是爆头林冲的儿子吗

[00:07:57] 嗨

[00:07:58] 绝无此事啊

[00:08:00] 谁不知道爆头林冲没有儿子

[00:08:04] 这个林天龙就是江洋大盗

[00:08:07] 刺王杀驾、杀官、夺印就是国家的反贼

[00:08:12] 该杀不能破

[00:08:16] 有理

[00:08:17] 那么你问没问哪搅闹

[00:08:20] 京城这波人都是带什么的

[00:08:23] 开心说

[00:08:24] 呃

[00:08:25] 杀我儿子怎么报名啦

[00:08:27] 他们说是梁山后代啊

[00:08:29] 刚才我看那幢纸上也写的梁山后代

[00:08:32] 看来梁山后代是又要造反了

[00:08:37] 万岁

[00:08:38] 可不能让他们这么在外

[00:08:41] 边儿逍遥法外

[00:08:42] 应该一律严打

[00:08:44] 讲他们至于死地

[00:08:48] 有理哼

[00:08:51] 水泊梁山100单八将寡人最他妈不薄

[00:08:54] 他哪个世上没有几条人命傻官

[00:09:00] 法国孤寡人都没关

[00:09:04] 把他们招安入朝

[00:09:06] 有的疯狂

[00:09:07] 有的战死

[00:09:09] 怪命短

[00:09:10] 想不到

[00:09:12] 他们的后代观念起寡人的恩德

[00:09:15] 还要早盘好船只

[00:09:20] 小雨补天下

[00:09:22] 给我拿梁山藕带吃

[00:09:26] 这一船只航班吓唬一个人

[00:09:29] 谁呀

[00:09:30] 正是吏部天官催吐吗

[00:09:32] 催吐一下

[00:09:33] 哎呀

[00:09:33] 这么糟

[00:09:35] 梁山后代有多少啊

[00:09:37] 太多了

[00:09:39] 一人拿呀

[00:09:41] 这可真是给断根啊

[00:09:43] 哎呀

[00:09:44] 不妨万岁万万岁

[00:09:46] 请您收回成命往上一看

[00:09:50] 对

[00:09:50] 天官催重

[00:09:52] 晚清有何本奏万岁崖

[00:09:56] 呃

[00:09:56] 刚才蔡太师之言是一面之词

[00:10:00] 至今没有抓住江洋大盗

[00:10:04] 怎么就知道是梁山后代

[00:10:07] 您刚才传值要严拿梁山之后

[00:10:12] 我看不妥吧

[00:10:14] 车为臣所知

[00:10:16] 梁山将至今还有十几个人在国内围观

[00:10:23] 他们为国尽忠

[00:10:25] 兢兢业业为老百姓办事

[00:10:29] 你说要无故把他们家圈抓了

[00:10:32] 把他们家给抄了

[00:10:34] 是不是又结怨了

[00:10:37] 即使有的梁山好汉他们不在朝为官已经不少

[00:10:42] 寄山林也成

[00:10:44] 百姓更不应该抓来

[00:10:48] 事情不能办绝啦

[00:10:50] 不能再结新愁啊

[00:10:53] 嗯

[00:10:56] 皇上一想也对你说

[00:10:59] 不能有一两个人闹京城

[00:11:01] 我就把所梁山后代都抓了呀

[00:11:04] 这不像话

[00:11:06] 哎呀

[00:11:08] 除爱情阿

[00:11:09] 依你之见呢

[00:11:11] 万岁

[00:11:13] 丢了凤冠

[00:11:14] 找凤冠

[00:11:16] 抓住凶手三推六问是谁的最信谁的罪啊

[00:11:23] 不能株连梁山后代

[00:11:27] 对

[00:11:28] 有理

[00:11:29] 是啊

[00:11:30] 万岁

[00:11:31] 你想如果你传值沙抓党的紧了

[00:11:37] 到观者一生气把这关给你砸碎了

[00:11:42] 你即使把凶手抓住

[00:11:45] 宝冠没了

[00:11:47] 损失多大呀

[00:11:49] 他是命值钱呢

[00:11:51] 是您这国宝九凤珍珠观之前呢

[00:11:57] 嗯

[00:11:58] 游离对

[00:12:01] 别逼急啦

[00:12:03] 把娘们儿的酒放珍珠光给我砸碎了

[00:12:05] 哎呀

[00:12:06] 催挨气

[00:12:07] 要这么说寡人救命

[00:12:10] 你找回国宝凤冠

[00:12:14] 如果有人找回国宝献宝

[00:12:18] 有供关进三级

[00:12:22] 臣

[00:12:24] 遵旨

[00:12:26] 哎呀

[00:12:26] 崔风格了呀

[00:12:27] 祺祥这回行了

[00:12:30] 我这圈套的挺大方

[00:12:32] 账号里找回国宝可以观风三级呀

[00:12:37] 那

[00:12:38] 花语啊

[00:12:39] 吃的就没罪了

[00:12:41] 就说他们找回来了

[00:12:42] 完了送回来得了

[00:12:43] 找个死囚犯说他到那儿

[00:12:46] 哎

[00:12:46] 我们给送回来了

[00:12:47] 这就完事儿了

[00:12:49] 哎哟喂

[00:12:51] 找凤冠可得

[00:12:55] 给我些日子

[00:12:57] 你说大海捞针

[00:12:58] 我上哪找去啊

[00:12:59] 见你百天为期恶成尊旨

[00:13:04] 蔡京气怀

[00:13:06] 姓崔的

[00:13:08] 明明你跟到观者有关系

[00:13:12] 不然你怎么一下就点到了

[00:13:15] 不要抓梁山后代

[00:13:17] 要找回凤冠呢

[00:13:18] 我不能让你如意外汇

[00:13:22] 崔大人

[00:13:22] 找份请你还要三资

[00:13:26] 梁山后代不能饶过

[00:13:29] 应该派人明察暗访

[00:13:32] 如有不罚者

[00:13:33] 不为者一日言拿

[00:13:38] 嗯

[00:13:39] 好

[00:13:40] 此诗就交给蔡爱情

[00:13:44] 你去办吧

[00:13:46] 丰田

[00:13:47] 彩经一想有这么句话就行

[00:13:50] 旁边有记录官

[00:13:51] 写得明白

[00:13:53] 有不法者一律严拿

[00:13:56] 哼

[00:13:56] 我不管你啊

[00:13:58] 是安分守己还是不守王法

[00:14:01] 我都把他抓了一愣

[00:14:03] 杀掉

[00:14:05] 天子散朝文武下巴

[00:14:09] 古今店在午门以外上马上马上叫上

[00:14:12] 叫各自硅谷

[00:14:14] 单说吏部天官

[00:14:15] 崔大人

[00:14:17] 坐着八抬大轿来到乐天藩府门外

[00:14:21] 下了轿直奔

[00:14:23] 后宅换下官服

[00:14:26] 擦了把脸

[00:14:27] 喝了口水啊

[00:14:30] 去把关林叫来干嘛

[00:14:34] 给三位小将报喜输出去找人

[00:14:38] 过了很长时间

[00:14:40] 书统领着

[00:14:41] 大伙儿也推不进来

[00:14:44] 张杰

[00:14:45] 三位小将全走了

[00:14:47] 给您留个纸条给我看看啊

[00:14:50] 自个自个

[00:14:55] 当时吓的捏

[00:14:57] 呆呆发愣

[00:14:58] 哎呀

[00:14:59] 三个小冤家

[00:15:01] 你们可把我坑苦了

[00:15:04] 纸条写的什么呢

[00:15:05] 上下伯父大人

[00:15:07] 我们在对付给您添麻烦了

[00:15:09] 实在不忍多住

[00:15:11] 带个保官

[00:15:13] 我们远动他乡麦

[00:15:15] 等时机再回京城见国宝

[00:15:20] 告诉钛晶再到贵府谢恩

[00:15:24] 下面落还梁山巧匠

[00:15:29] 哎呀粗

[00:15:32] 看它什么时候走的他们

[00:15:34] 哎呀

[00:15:35] 您前脚走了

[00:15:36] 后脚走了

[00:15:37] 这快给我追去

[00:15:41] 崔大人奇怪

[00:15:43] 好不容易在皇上面前多讨了个纸

[00:15:46] 你们拿了凤冠

[00:15:48] 不但不能怪罪咱们

[00:15:50] 想办法绕个圈

[00:15:51] 画个到儿还许

[00:15:53] 把你们送到朝廷弄个一官半职

[00:15:56] 想不到咱就走了

[00:15:58] 这孩子这咋这爱搭天不怕地不怕

[00:16:03] 不要惹多大祸了

[00:16:05] 再说这饭馆你们又丢了

[00:16:07] 上哪找去

[00:16:09] 到那阵儿天涯海角可就把我坑哭了哦

[00:16:16] 上哪儿找啊

[00:16:18] 大海捞针呢

[00:16:20] 不提崔

[00:16:21] 让人着急

[00:16:22] 再说三位小英雄为什么走了

[00:16:27] 这三个人都懂事儿

[00:16:30] 特别食品

[00:16:32] 刚才听崔大人说

[00:16:34] 这是国宝

[00:16:37] 是云南交趾国进贡的

[00:16:40] 九凤真如分

[00:16:42] 他就明白了

[00:16:43] 我呀惹大祸

[00:16:46] 我成了国家缉拿的罪犯

[00:16:50] 这可把我抓住

[00:16:52] 就得刨层灭族误灭九族啊

[00:16:57] 就得把我扒皮蜿蜒点灯啊

[00:17:00] 我没什么

[00:17:01] 宁可一人担

[00:17:02] 非要二人寒

[00:17:04] 我不能连累老崔的

[00:17:07] 兄弟哥哥

[00:17:09] 我走了

[00:17:10] 法语说

[00:17:11] 你上哪去上哪去

[00:17:12] 也不能在这儿

[00:17:15] 给老子推荐惹大祸

[00:17:16] 你想皇宫丢了国宝

[00:17:19] 今天皇上的大发脾气

[00:17:21] 然后派人京城挨家挨户搜查老崔捡跑得了吗

[00:17:28] 前几天

[00:17:30] 又因为我们大闹高球服高球就盯上了崔宅

[00:17:36] 那么重点飞搜这儿不可

[00:17:40] 我也没办法

[00:17:42] 想进黄昏

[00:17:43] 把黄昏送出去

[00:17:46] 不容易了

[00:17:47] 因为什么

[00:17:48] 我们夜入皇宫

[00:17:50] 人家现在看书

[00:17:52] 比过去还得进去

[00:17:54] 白送幸运

[00:17:57] 唯一的办法找我呢

[00:17:59] 没眼镜师傅

[00:18:01] 我那师傅

[00:18:02] 哎呀

[00:18:03] 心眼比我们多呀

[00:18:05] 脚踏人家出主意

[00:18:07] 哪怕他生气

[00:18:08] 打我一顿

[00:18:08] 骂我一顿

[00:18:09] 呲我一顿

[00:18:10] 他想辙把这个凤冠呢

[00:18:13] 给放个地方

[00:18:16] 总之别连累老崔静

[00:18:18] 对

[00:18:19] 既然这样我们也走

[00:18:21] 我们保护放宽

[00:18:24] 哎呀

[00:18:24] 那你们俩

[00:18:26] 我们生在一起

[00:18:27] 死死在一块儿

[00:18:29] 真是好不敢这么琳娜

[00:18:32] 这风还挺大有盒子

[00:18:35] 赶紧找了块黑色的布

[00:18:38] 又包了一层果裂果

[00:18:40] 生怕把他撞翻

[00:18:43] 然后

[00:18:44] 十兵背在身上

[00:18:48] 然后给村里的人留个纸条

[00:18:51] 三元小象带着兵器悄悄的出来

[00:18:55] 来到后脚门

[00:18:57] 开开角门

[00:18:58] 往四下看看

[00:18:59] 趁人不注意

[00:19:00] 蹭蹭三个人出来

[00:19:02] 然后就做了小胡同

[00:19:04] 拐弯抹角来到潘家店外

[00:19:08] 他叫

[00:19:09] 关林到参加店看看我师傅

[00:19:13] 再转一圈

[00:19:15] 没有就找两间房

[00:19:17] 也没有

[00:19:18] 哎哟

[00:19:19] 视频着急了

[00:19:20] 说我师傅平时不找他

[00:19:22] 哎

[00:19:22] 他来了

[00:19:23] 今天诚心找她

[00:19:25] 她怎么就没有呢

[00:19:27] 咱们不能在京城转了

[00:19:28] 你看没有街上巡逻队伍一波一波

[00:19:32] 快离开是非之地先出君

[00:19:35] 就这样

[00:19:37] W 型离开京城

[00:19:39] 走出足有十贵地

[00:19:41] 天色将晚

[00:19:44] 前面是做树林

[00:19:47] 到林子歇一会儿吧

[00:19:49] 太累

[00:19:49] 砸进了树林

[00:19:51] 有块大石头

[00:19:54] 他们仨往地下一坐就把包裹解下来了

[00:19:57] 把包子往这儿一放

[00:19:59] 哎

[00:20:00] 他不抖了

[00:20:00] 开视频看着放关呢

[00:20:05] 哎

[00:20:06] 愁啊

[00:20:07] 我这捧着菜

[00:20:08] 维维这可惜抱着难受啊

[00:20:11] 我说这个玩意儿好是好有什么用啊

[00:20:16] 书中暗表

[00:20:17] 这叫露白

[00:20:18] 按说带贵重东西不许随便看

[00:20:22] 带着金银珠宝戴着钱多带着支票一边走一边摸呢

[00:20:27] 哎呀

[00:20:27] 别丢了啊

[00:20:28] 你等于告诉谁

[00:20:30] 我这儿有钱

[00:20:32] 你这一摸一或者前准丢

[00:20:37] 实际上没这个经验呢

[00:20:39] 都付出雪华三热闹

[00:20:43] 在树上也有人看

[00:20:46] 这个人呢

[00:20:47] 是为躲仇家跑到树林窜在树上

[00:20:51] 他休息就这么泼食品

[00:20:55] 他们进来了

[00:20:56] 还把树人吓一跳

[00:20:58] 以为是抓他呢

[00:21:00] 屏住呼吸

[00:21:01] 没敢言语

[00:21:01] 等三个人一坐在这儿看孟关啊

[00:21:05] 这么一条啊

[00:21:06] 还敢

[00:21:08] 嗯

[00:21:09] 好哇

[00:21:10] 这东西

[00:21:12] 别让我叫不上来

[00:21:14] 那有宝珠珍珠

[00:21:18] 这玩意儿肯定值点银子还不值个三十两五十两的得了

[00:21:24] 归我吧

[00:21:26] 尤其下去抢一看这大人都带着兵器

[00:21:31] 尤其是施斌

[00:21:33] 那这两个眼珠滴溜溜转不好惹

[00:21:37] 别介

[00:21:38] 我暗中下手

[00:21:41] 这就引来贼三小将不知道

[00:21:46] 关林说

[00:21:47] 别看了

[00:21:48] 快收起来吧

[00:21:48] 这个东西不能随便摆弄

[00:21:50] 不要摔坏了怎么办

[00:21:52] 哎

[00:21:52] 对收起来哎呀啊

[00:21:57] 你说啊

[00:21:59] 找我师父找不着怎么上哪行呢

[00:22:03] 花语说听你的

[00:22:05] 上我家去

[00:22:07] 我把这个帽子给我妈看看

[00:22:11] 我妈长这么大也没见着啊

[00:22:13] 我们家虽然院子顶大灯也不少

[00:22:18] 也没这样啊

[00:22:19] 行啊

[00:22:20] 给我妈照亮

[00:22:22] 给我做衣服去兴无脑

[00:22:25] 那不惹啥事儿

[00:22:27] 让我妈看一眼

[00:22:29] 我师父他在京城找不着我们

[00:22:32] 肯定到我们家

[00:22:35] 但是到我们家不就碰上了吗

[00:22:37] 对呀走啊

[00:22:40] 要把这份关飞到山上继续赶路

[00:22:44] 走不多远

[00:22:45] 天已经黑了

[00:22:49] 前边黑压压雾沉沉一片

[00:22:52] 市庄村

[00:22:54] 嗯

[00:22:55] 三个人进了庄子

[00:22:59] 往左边一拐

[00:23:01] 由家电旁三间门脸儿

[00:23:04] 看着挺干净

[00:23:06] 刚到门口

[00:23:07] 伙计过来哟

[00:23:08] 哈哈

[00:23:10] 天色已经晚了

[00:23:11] 请驻店吧啊

[00:23:13] 里边儿干净吗干净啊啊

[00:23:17] 有没有小偷说什么话呀

[00:23:20] 我们这院墙高大

[00:23:22] 晚上有匙羹的

[00:23:23] 您放心

[00:23:24] 您带什么宝贝都不会丢