《The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid》歌词

[00:00:01] The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid - Various Artists

[00:00:07] As your genial host may i offer a toast

[00:00:11] To the wine buying guest on my right

[00:00:14] Hooray for the wine buyer

[00:00:15] Yes drag out the cooking sherry

[00:00:17] For the old colonel

[00:00:18] May his bank account grow

[00:00:21] Heavy laden with dough

[00:00:23] May he spend it in here every night

[00:00:26] Every night

[00:00:30] Seeing this night in its glory

[00:00:33] You people so loyal so true

[00:00:37] Puts me in mind of a story

[00:00:42] Tell us about it pray do

[00:00:49] The people in the ballroom

[00:00:50] Were stuffy and arty

[00:00:52] So i began to get just a little bit frayed

[00:00:55] I sneaked into the kitchen i dug me a party

[00:00:59] The waiter

[00:01:00] And the porter

[00:01:00] And the second storey maid

[00:01:02] I peeked into the parlour to see

[00:01:05] What was ahatchin

[00:01:06] In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade

[00:01:09] But who was in the pantry alaughin

[00:01:12] An scratchin

[00:01:12] Oh

[00:01:13] The waiter

[00:01:13] And the porter

[00:01:14] And the upstairs maid

[00:01:16] When they heard the music

[00:01:18] That the orchestra played

[00:01:20] The waiter and the porter grabbed

[00:01:21] Ahold of the maid

[00:01:23] Then they all proceeded to go into a clog

[00:01:27] Hot diggedy dog

[00:01:30] If ever i'm invited to some fuddyduddy's

[00:01:34] I ain'tagonna watch any harlequinade

[00:01:37] You'll find him in the kitchen

[00:01:39] Applaudin his buddies

[00:01:40] The waiter

[00:01:41] And the porter

[00:01:42] And the upstairs maid

[00:01:51] Well pardon me folks the roast is carved

[00:01:54] The wine is served why you look half starved

[00:01:58] Pardon me sir may we be free

[00:02:01] The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree

[00:02:11] I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal

[00:02:15] The porter found the regular glass that he played

[00:02:18] The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble

[00:02:22] You should heard the music

[00:02:23] That the combination made

[00:02:39] Marchin through the kitchen to

[00:02:41] The pantry and back

[00:02:42] Why man you should seen us

[00:02:44] We were ballin the jack

[00:02:46] Once a half an hour passed without any call

[00:02:50] Jack we had a ball

[00:02:53] The waltzes and mazurkas we hate em

[00:02:55] We spurn em

[00:02:56] We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played

[00:02:59] Yes and we know who to go to

[00:03:01] When we want to learn em

[00:03:03] The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid