《The Darktown Poker Club》歌词

[00:00:00] The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris/Celeste Holm

[00:00:07] Bill jackson was a poor old dub

[00:00:09] Who joined the darktown poker club

[00:00:10] But cursed the day

[00:00:11] He told them he would join

[00:00:14] His money used to go like it had wings

[00:00:15] If he yelled queens someone had kings

[00:00:17] And each night

[00:00:18] He would contribute all his coin

[00:00:21] Then he said I'm gonna

[00:00:22] Play em tight tonight

[00:00:22] He said there'll be no bobtail

[00:00:23] Flushes make me bite

[00:00:24] Cause when I gets in them

[00:00:25] My hands will be a peach

[00:00:27] And he played them tight

[00:00:28] But lost his pile

[00:00:29] And bill got peevish after a while

[00:00:31] So he rose looked all around

[00:00:32] And made this speech

[00:00:35] He said you all see this brand new razor

[00:00:36] I had it sharpened just today

[00:00:38] Now I'm coming in there with my rules

[00:00:40] That you must follow when you play

[00:00:42] Now keep your big hands on the table boy

[00:00:43] While you dealing please

[00:00:46] And don't be slipping them aces down there

[00:00:47] Er in between your knees

[00:00:49] And don't be making all them funny signs

[00:00:50] Like you trying to tip off your hand

[00:00:52] Just talk in american boy american

[00:00:54] That's what I can understand

[00:00:56] And don't be dealing off the bottom

[00:00:57] Because ooh that's rough

[00:00:59] Take five five then stop that's enough

[00:01:03] Now when you bet put up the chips

[00:01:04] Because I don't like it when you shy

[00:01:06] Then if you get busted

[00:01:07] Go get some

[00:01:08] Cause I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:01:10] Pass them cards for me to shuffle

[00:01:11] Everytime before you deals

[00:01:14] Then if anythings wrong and I ganna see

[00:01:17] Cause I mean you always ain't no er

[00:01:18] Keep playing that game

[00:01:19] According to mr hoyle

[00:01:21] You all play this game according to me

[00:01:31] Now sitting right there in that there clan

[00:01:33] There chance to be a one-eyed man

[00:01:35] And bill kept watching him

[00:01:35] Out the corner of his eye

[00:01:39] When ole one-eye would deal and then

[00:01:40] Would cost that bill another five or ten

[00:01:42] Bill got up again looked

[00:01:43] All around him with a sigh

[00:01:45] He said lord this is an awful shame

[00:01:47] He said there someone cheatin'

[00:01:48] In this 'ere game

[00:01:49] He said it goes er

[00:01:50] It ain't no do for me to name the guy

[00:01:53] So I'll refrain from mentioning

[00:01:53] The party's name

[00:01:54] If I catch him cheatin' just once again

[00:01:56] I'm gonna take my fist

[00:01:57] And close that other eye

[00:02:00] Now you see this brand new razor

[00:02:01] I had it sharpened just today

[00:02:03] I'm comin' in there with my own rules

[00:02:05] That you must follow when you play

[00:02:06] Hey kid keep your bony hands up on the table

[00:02:09] While you're givin' them out please

[00:02:11] Stop puttin' them wildies

[00:02:12] Down there 'tween your knees

[00:02:14] Stop makin' all them funny signs

[00:02:15] Like you're tryin' to tip off your hand

[00:02:17] Keep talkin' in american boy big aaa

[00:02:19] That's what I can understand

[00:02:21] And don't be getting' them off the bottom

[00:02:23] Ou ou ou

[00:02:24] Taht's rough

[00:02:25] This an army game five five halt

[00:02:27] That's enough

[00:02:28] Now when you bet

[00:02:29] Let me see the reds and blues

[00:02:30] 'Cause I don't like it when you shy

[00:02:31] Then if you run out of gas

[00:02:32] Go get pumped up

[00:02:33] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:02:35] Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle

[00:02:36] Everytime before you deal let me ripple

[00:02:39] Anything wrong I must see

[00:02:42] I keep going down

[00:02:43] Ain't gonna keep playin' the game now

[00:02:44] According to that mr hoyle

[00:02:46] You all gonna play this game according to me

[00:02:48] Henry if you break the seal

[00:02:50] On that new deck of bicycles

[00:02:51] We'll go on from there yeah

[00:02:53] Yeah