《Kiss My Mezuzah》歌词

[00:00:00] Kiss My Mezuzah - Rick Moranis

[00:00:09] This is the place

[00:00:10] Is it what you expected

[00:00:13] You should have seen

[00:00:14] All the ones I rejected

[00:00:17] Cozy and comfy

[00:00:19] What I humbly call home

[00:00:21] But the truth is

[00:00:22] A man shouldn't be alone

[00:00:25] Don't be confused

[00:00:27] There is nothing to decide

[00:00:29] Consider it insisted

[00:00:31] You're coming inside

[00:00:36] I want you to

[00:00:37] Kiss my mezuzah

[00:00:41] Just throw all your things on the bench

[00:00:46] Blessed are you and oh yeah me too

[00:00:50] You're in the home of a mensch

[00:00:58] That is the living room

[00:01:00] Is it what you expected

[00:01:02] Admittedly the upholstery

[00:01:04] Is a little bit neglected

[00:01:07] Cozy and comfy

[00:01:08] That's a sixty-inch plasma

[00:01:11] The hepa filter's noisy

[00:01:13] But it's good for my asthma

[00:01:15] Don't be confused

[00:01:17] There is nothing to decide

[00:01:19] Consider it insisted

[00:01:21] You're coming inside

[00:01:25] I want you to

[00:01:27] Kiss my mezuzah

[00:01:31] Relax unwind unclench

[00:01:35] Blessed are you and oh yeah me too

[00:01:39] You're in the living room of a mensch

[00:01:48] That is the kitchen

[00:01:50] Is it what you expected

[00:01:52] Wednesdays the whole place

[00:01:54] Gets disinfected

[00:01:57] Cozy and comfy

[00:01:58] That's granite

[00:01:59] It's nice

[00:02:01] A line to the freezer

[00:02:02] Has a filter for the ice

[00:02:05] Don't be confused

[00:02:06] There is nothing to decide

[00:02:09] Consider it insisted

[00:02:11] Go on go inside

[00:02:15] Remember that I want you to

[00:02:17] Kiss my mezuzah

[00:02:20] My thirst has found its quench

[00:02:25] Blessed are you and everything that you'll do

[00:02:29] Catering to the kosher culinary needs of your mensch

[00:02:38] That is the bedroom

[00:02:39] Where is done what's expected

[00:02:42] All of my biblical needs

[00:02:45] Are respected

[00:02:46] Dark velvet curtains

[00:02:48] That block out the light

[00:02:50] Just for the record

[00:02:52] I sleep on the right

[00:02:55] Don't be confused

[00:02:56] There is nothing to decide

[00:02:59] Consider it insisted

[00:03:01] We'll not yet go inside

[00:03:05] But when we do

[00:03:05] I'm gonna want you to

[00:03:06] Kiss my mezuzah

[00:03:10] Redecorate

[00:03:12] Make it French

[00:03:15] Blessed is thee

[00:03:17] Et oui moi aussi

[00:03:19] You'll be commanded to please your mensch

[00:03:45] That is my office

[00:03:46] A little unexpected

[00:03:49] A list of conditions

[00:03:50] So both of us are protected

[00:03:53] Cozy and comfy

[00:03:55] Are things when they're working

[00:03:57] But god only knows

[00:03:59] There is danger that's lurking

[00:04:01] Don't be confused

[00:04:03] There is nothing to decide

[00:04:05] Just sign on the line

[00:04:07] Go on just step inside

[00:04:11] Or if not

[00:04:12] I'll just

[00:04:13] Kiss my own mezuzah

[00:04:17] I'm resilient

[00:04:18] I can always retrench

[00:04:21] Blessed am I

[00:04:23] For always standing by

[00:04:26] The needs of this fine

[00:04:28] Available attractive

[00:04:30] Secure well-rounded

[00:04:32] Intelligent lonely mensch