《张先生讨学钱》歌词

[00:00:09] 编辑：canker

[00:00:16] 张先生忙不赢哪

[00:00:20] 收拾笔砚与书文，

[00:00:24] 今日不到别家去，

[00:00:29] 要到那陈家去走一程，

[00:00:33] 爬山过坳我去讨学俸，

[00:00:37] 你看我教书好累人哪，

[00:00:46] 你看我教书好累人哪。

[00:01:00] 正月里正月正

[00:01:04] 家家户户贺新春

[00:01:08] 龙灯狮子多热闹哇，

[00:01:12] 敲锣打鼓闹沉沉，

[00:01:16] 忽听得门外高声喊咧

[00:01:20] 龙灯狮子要上我的门

[00:01:24] 张先生我最爱看灯，

[00:01:28] 怎奈我无钱打包封

[00:01:32] 关门躲债主设法呀做人情，

[00:01:38] 我关门哪闭户躲新春

[00:01:57] 关门哪闭户躲新春。

[00:02:04] 二月里是花朝

[00:02:07] 先生就把学生邀

[00:02:11] 大学生有了七八个，

[00:02:16] 小学生也有上十名，

[00:02:21] 如今的世界就大不同，

[00:02:25] 老书不教要教国文

[00:02:29] 算术体操都容易得搞咧，

[00:02:33] 就是这个英文的A.B.C.D，

[00:02:40] A.B.C.D我搞不清，

[00:02:44] 张先生我从没进过那洋学堂门，

[00:02:50] 如今教书打背躬

[00:03:00] 如今教书打背躬。

[00:03:13] 三月里是清明

[00:03:17] 家家户户挂祖坟，

[00:03:21] 大爆竹三眼铳，

[00:03:25] 鞭子放发是这样冲，

[00:03:29] 莫道儿孙不孝顺，

[00:03:33] 只怪坟山不做功，

[00:03:37] 我堂堂的秀才落了第，

[00:03:41] 如今是个陌生人，

[00:03:51] 如今是个陌生人。

[00:04:06] 四月里四月八，

[00:04:09] 东家送我一只鸭，

[00:04:14] 只想喂不想杀，

[00:04:17] 偏偏督学来视察

[00:04:20] 我没得办法，

[00:04:22] 只好抓哒咯只鸭来杀，

[00:04:26] 刀也钝鸭又是咯挪，

[00:04:30] 哎哟价，一刀就割哒咯手指甲，

[00:04:36] 烂布子缠来线来扎，

[00:04:40] 有意栽花哎花不发，

[00:04:44] 无心插柳柳发芽，

[00:04:49] 如今我写字手发痂，

[00:04:57] 如今我写字手发痂。

[00:05:02]

[00:05:11] 五月里是端阳，

[00:05:15] 张先生回家看师娘，

[00:05:19] 学生急忙啊来送礼，

[00:05:23] 肉几块酒一缸，

[00:05:27] 还有那糯米粽子和麻糖，

[00:05:32] 舍不得吃又舍不得尝，

[00:05:36] 柜子里头放米缸里藏，

[00:05:40] 没晓得天气热，

[00:05:43] 大雨过后又出太阳，

[00:05:47] 我急忙打开柜子看，

[00:05:51] 哦嗬一声我慌了张，

[00:05:55] 麻糖溶成块粽子上霉霜，

[00:06:01] 肉肚里蛆婆子拱，

[00:06:05] 酒味都跑光，

[00:06:07] 吃又不能吃，

[00:06:09] 尝又不能尝，

[00:06:11] 只好端起往外哐哪

[00:06:20] 只好端起往外哐哪。

[00:06:28]

[00:06:34] 六月嚅三伏天，

[00:06:37] 教书教得汗涟涟，

[00:06:41] 跑到门外歇荫凉，

[00:06:45] 毛伢子蹲在那后面搞名堂

[00:06:51] ，找起生字来考我，

[00:06:54] 晓得我没带字典在身旁，

[00:06:58] 想了半天没认得出，

[00:07:02] 毛伢子开口就骂娘，

[00:07:06] 我胡子一翘一了气，

[00:07:09] 跑到陈家论短长，

[00:07:14] 陈大嫂一见我慌了张，

[00:07:18] 泼了一钵热米汤哪，

[00:07:27] 泼了一钵热米汤哪。

[00:07:41] 七月里是中元，

[00:07:46] 家家户户接祖先，

[00:07:50] 求祖先哇多保佑哪，

[00:07:53] 保佑我的学傣往上添，

[00:07:57] 但愿白米加几升，

[00:08:01] 但愿家家拿现钱，

[00:08:05] 孙儿子子儿孙，

[00:08:09] 明年中元把香焚哪，

[00:08:18] 来年中元把香焚。

[00:08:32] 八月里是中秋，

[00:08:36] 上边屋里做喜酒，

[00:08:40] 下边屋里过中秋，

[00:08:44] 心想登门是喝几盅，

[00:08:48] 怎奈我无钱打包封，

[00:08:52] 满腹的文章我何处用，

[00:08:56] 写首对联打秋风，

[00:09:00] 不信但看宴中酒哇，

[00:09:04] 杯杯先敬有钱人，

[00:09:07] 我夹几块肥肉子润喉咙哪，

[00:09:16] 我夹几块肥肉子润喉咙哪。

[00:09:32] 九月里是重阳，

[00:09:35] 重阳移火进了房，

[00:09:40] 东家盖的红罗被，

[00:09:43] 我把稻草垫上床，

[00:09:47] 人家喝的重阳酒，

[00:09:51] 只有张夫子呷米汤，

[00:09:55] 四时八节无人问，

[00:09:59] 想起我教书好心伤哪，

[00:10:08] 想起我教书好心伤哪。

[00:10:21] 十月里立了冬，

[00:10:23] 日子越过越冷清，

[00:10:29] 大学生跑了七八个，

[00:10:36] 小学生只剩三四名，

[00:10:39] 我饿起肚皮来讨学俸，

[00:10:43] 来此不觉是陈家门，

[00:10:47] 去年的门对子是我写，

[00:10:51] 四红对联两边分，

[00:10:55] 一门天赐平安福，

[00:10:59] 四季人同富贵春，

[00:11:03] 我叫声陈大嫂快开门哪，

[00:11:12] 我叫声陈大嫂快开门哪。