《人人都爱80后(小相声)》歌词

[00:00:00] 人人都爱80后 - 花儿乐队 (THE FLOWERS)
[00:00:01] 词:花儿乐队
[00:00:03] 曲:花儿乐队
[00:00:05] 哎哟哎哟 这倒霉催的 80 后
[00:00:07] 哎哟哎哟 这招人骂的 80 后
[00:00:09] 哎哟哎哟 这不懂事的 80 后
[00:00:12] 学学人家 60 70
[00:00:13] 怎么做人才优秀
[00:00:14] 不管你爸蹬三轮
[00:00:15] 还是你妈卖果仁
[00:00:16] 就算你祖宗八辈
[00:00:17] 一直前仆后继跳大神儿
[00:00:19] 见人就得自个儿
[00:00:20] 假装是顶纯金的尿盆
[00:00:21] 说出去得人人夸你
[00:00:22] 高雅八尺好男儿
[00:00:23] 头上画一 耐克
[00:00:24] 就得楞充包公的传人
[00:00:26] 见着横的装孙子
[00:00:27] 见着阔的就套磁儿
[00:00:28] 见着势力大的抱人大腿根儿
[00:00:30] 总之你得跟他老两口
[00:00:31] 埋一坟堆死活就一对儿
[00:00:32] 可她嫌我办事太肉
[00:00:34] 打麻将太臭
[00:00:35] 讲笑话不逗
[00:00:36] 占便宜没够
[00:00:37] 想当领导没那觉悟
[00:00:38] 想当富翁没那脑子
[00:00:39] 想当别人太太又是男的
[00:00:41] 您说怎么弄
[00:00:41] 再说你们混得不也见人就喊 爷
[00:00:44] 鼻毛打领结
[00:00:45] 还西裤配皮鞋
[00:00:46] 离远一瞧好像是可赛他爹
[00:00:48] 走近一看
[00:00:49] 我的妈呀
[00:00:49] 芙蓉姐姐
[00:00:50] 我虽然东抢小孩儿的冰棍
[00:00:52] 西偷京叭的尿盆
[00:00:53] 全都给了自己那个败家的媳妇儿
[00:00:55] 她还整天跟你兹拉瓦拉
[00:00:57] 烦得你是喯喯喯喯喯
[00:00:58] And 喯喯喯喯喯
[00:00:59] 不管在外面怎么争当爱情老爷们儿
[00:01:02] 当着她面儿都得批评别人
[00:01:03] 不检点的事儿
[00:01:04] 听说发廊桑拿常开会儿
[00:01:05] 他人老必定不顶事儿
[00:01:07] 回家喝点肾宝
[00:01:08] 她好 我废了 没事儿
[00:01:09] 出门洗脸不洗脖子
[00:01:10] 智商基本等于骡子
[00:01:11] 脑子跟肉丸子似的
[00:01:12] 眼睛飘得像卫生纸
[00:01:13] 唯独一见大姑娘
[00:01:15] 眼睛就变数码的
[00:01:16] 老母猪追大王八那是你任务吗
[00:01:18] 这婚姻啊就像卫生巾
[00:01:19] 但又没占边凑合胡弄事
[00:01:21] 胡罗卜掉茅坑儿
[00:01:22] 真当自己是个角儿
[00:01:23] 这人生啊就是练一辈子轻功
[00:01:25] 你得端住劲儿
[00:01:26] 想舒服了没门儿
[00:01:27] 哎 没关系
[00:01:28] 我认识一个国际巨星他姓王
[00:01:29] 大长今里演过大肠
[00:01:31] 秦始皇里演过屎皇
[00:01:32] 让他把我塞进选秀保我进五强
[00:01:34] 我歌声利尿
[00:01:35] 前列患者一听喷满太平洋
[00:01:36] 就是不男不女港台口音
[00:01:38] 哭天喊地我都不行
[00:01:39] PK 怎么赢
[00:01:39] 估计去了也没戏
[00:01:41] 你们这代就是没骨气
[00:01:42] 换上彩色裤衩
[00:01:43] 一站就是海尔兄弟
[00:01:44] 爱咋滴咋滴
[00:01:45] 反正浪子回头金不换
[00:01:47] 旧鞋旧衣服换鸡蛋
[00:01:48] 实在不行你跟我混
[00:01:49] 我保你十年赚两万
[00:01:50] 这么多钱啊
[00:01:51] 我听着肝儿都颤
[00:01:52] 您到底是干什么的啊
[00:01:53] 我做梦都想当大款
[00:01:55] 我上顶天花板
[00:01:56] 我下踩红地毯
[00:01:57] 我吃鲍鱼往上返
[00:01:58] 我跨国贸易大老板
[00:01:59] 穿着片儿懒走街串巷
[00:02:00] 高声地喊 修理伞
[00:02:04] 哎呦唉呦 这二百五的 80 后
[00:02:06] 哎呦唉呦 这挨千刀的 80 后
[00:02:08] 哎呦唉呦 这蜜罐里的 80 后
[00:02:11] 瞧瞧人家 60 70
[00:02:12] 都在家里面提速了
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