《开场引子一段幽默搞笑的婚礼自白 后》歌词

[00:00:00] 强盗式随礼标准 - 穆志祥
[00:00:02] 喂 我要结婚了
[00:00:04] 记得给我准备好份子钱
[00:00:06] 到时候现场会备有刷卡机
[00:00:08] 钱要是没有超过两千的加三块钱手续费
[00:00:11] 有失业证明的可以享受一千两百元的早餐优惠
[00:00:14] 科学园区工作者一律以一千六百元起跳
[00:00:16] 凡是在上市上柜公司任职
[00:00:18] 公司股价的三十元以上一律以三千元起
[00:00:21] 包六百的第三套餐上完以后您就得离席
[00:00:24] 否则保安们就来轰你
[00:00:26] 包一千二的得注意吃饭速度和用量
[00:00:28] 以不得超过每道菜上头转一圈为限
[00:00:31] 包三千以上的可以携带一名家眷
[00:00:33] 但身高不能超过一百二十公分
[00:00:35] 包三百的你得自带酒水食物和行军椅
[00:00:37] 包一百的你带上酒水和食物
[00:00:39] 行军椅就甭带了 带张报纸就行了
[00:00:41] 因为你们都是坐在酒店门口
[00:00:43] 二百米以外的绿化带用餐
[00:00:45] 都听明白了没有
[00:00:46] 到时候你要是违反规定
[00:00:47] 我当场就给你轰出去
[00:00:49] 而且还得没收礼金
[00:00:50] 有不明白的地方不许询问
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