《Jamie’s Petting Zoo》歌词

[00:00:00] Jamie's Petting Zoo - Guttermouth

[00:00:01] Written by：Joseph Nunn/Scott Sheldon/Eric Davis/Mark Adkins

[00:00:11] I've had my pet

[00:00:12] Since I was nine years old

[00:00:13] I loved him and that it get to nine other call

[00:00:16] But one day he attacked

[00:00:17] I knew he didn't love me back

[00:00:18] So I grabbed him like a football

[00:00:20] And punted fifty yards

[00:00:21] Now I hate pets

[00:00:23] Take yourself to the vet

[00:00:24] Now I hate pets

[00:00:25] Dolphins trapped in little nets

[00:00:27] Now I hate pets

[00:00:28] You little f**king

[00:00:29] Screaming shit bag

[00:00:29] I should of let your mother

[00:00:31] Eat you little f**ker

[00:00:36] So I got a little birdy

[00:00:38] And I trained it everyday

[00:00:39] He knew thousands words

[00:00:40] But then he flew away

[00:00:41] But then I got him back

[00:00:43] The f**ker wouldn't shut his trap

[00:00:44] So I took him to the bathroom

[00:00:45] And rubbed his beak in shit

[00:00:47] Now I hate pets

[00:00:48] Spotted owls in their nests

[00:00:49] Now I hate pets

[00:00:51] Bagged a deer and made a vest

[00:00:52] Now I hate pets

[00:00:53] Birds and bees and bears and bison

[00:00:55] Pigs and parrots and pandas

[00:00:56] I f**king hate them all

[00:01:02] I was walking through the park

[00:01:03] When a snake peered from his hole

[00:01:04] A perfect opportunity

[00:01:06] To take the bastard home

[00:01:07] I chopped his f**king head off

[00:01:08] With my handy garden hoe

[00:01:10] And made a lovely hat band

[00:01:11] For my redneck cousin bo heee haaw

[00:01:12] Now I hate pets

[00:01:13] 10000 volts to the chest

[00:01:15] Now I hate pets

[00:01:16] Fed my cat some cigarettes

[00:01:18] Now I hate pets

[00:01:19] You little f**king

[00:01:20] Screaming shit bag on me

[00:01:21] Bastard

[00:01:22] F**k you you

[00:01:23] F**king pig shit licker f**k