《I’ve Got a Teacher， She’s So Mean》歌词

[00:00:00] I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean - Barry Louis Polisar

[00:00:09] I've got a teacher she's so mean

[00:00:11] She never laughs she always screams

[00:00:14] She says "Pay attention and do what I said "

[00:00:17] But if you ask me she's crazy in the head

[00:00:22] She makes me nervous she makes me squirm

[00:00:25] She says "All teachers must be firm "

[00:00:30] She always calls on me

[00:00:31] When I don't raise my hand

[00:00:33] So I answer her in ways

[00:00:35] That she can't understand

[00:00:36] She says "What is the

[00:00:38] Answer to number two "

[00:00:39] I say "Ock nock ditty wok

[00:00:41] Dickie pickie poo "

[00:00:44] She says "Don't be funny

[00:00:45] You'd better get it right "

[00:00:47] I say "Shimmie Gimmie Galla Gillie

[00:00:49] Tacky ticky tite "

[00:00:53] She never lets us laugh

[00:00:54] She never lets us smile

[00:00:56] "Wipe that grin off your face

[00:00:57] You're acting just like a child "

[00:00:59] It's "work work

[00:01:00] Work no late papers today "

[00:01:02] She's tired of excuses

[00:01:03] And yells at us all day

[00:01:08] She doesn't like children

[00:01:09] She doesn't like kids

[00:01:10] Likes only regulations

[00:01:11] And you know I never did

[00:01:16] She always calls on me

[00:01:17] When I don't raise my hand

[00:01:19] So I answer her in ways

[00:01:20] That she can't understand

[00:01:22] She says "What is the

[00:01:23] Answer to number two "

[00:01:25] I say "Ock nock ditty wok

[00:01:26] Dickie pickie poo "

[00:01:27] She says "Don't be funny

[00:01:29] You'd better get it right "

[00:01:31] I say "Shimmie Gimmie Galla Gillie

[00:01:32] Tacky ticky tite "

[00:01:51] I never see her laughing

[00:01:52] She's so strict

[00:01:53] She never believes me when

[00:01:56] I say I'm feeling sick

[00:01:57] She doesn't think it's funny

[00:01:58] When I fall off my chair

[00:02:00] And everybody knows

[00:02:01] That she's really unfair

[00:02:06] She can't understand me

[00:02:07] And I've got it made;

[00:02:09] But I know she really loves me

[00:02:11] 'Cause I'm still in first grade

[00:02:17] She always calls on me

[00:02:19] When I don't raise my hand

[00:02:20] So I answer her in ways

[00:02:22] That she can't understand

[00:02:23] She says "What is the

[00:02:24] Answer to number two "

[00:02:26] I say "Ock nock ditty wok

[00:02:28] Dickie pickie poo "

[00:02:29] She says "Don't be funny

[00:02:31] You'd better get it right "

[00:02:32] I say "Shimmie Gimmie Galla Gillie

[00:02:34] Tacky ticky tite "

[00:02:36] "What is the

[00:02:37] Answer to number two "

[00:02:39] I say "Ock nock ditty wok

[00:02:40] Dickie pickie poo "

[00:02:42] She says "Don't be funny

[00:02:43] You'd better get it right "

[00:02:45] I say "Shimmie Gimmie Galla Gillie

[00:02:47] Tacky ticky tite "