《Dinah-Moe Humm》歌词

[00:00:01] Dinah-Moe Humm Frank Zappa

[00:00:08] I couldn't say where she's coming' from

[00:00:10] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:00:16] She stroll on over say look here bum

[00:00:18] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

[00:00:22] (Y'jes can't do it)

[00:00:24] She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb

[00:00:27] She could prove it any time all men was scum

[00:00:33] I don't mind that she called me a bum

[00:00:35] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it)

[00:00:41] I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

[00:00:49] I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb

[00:00:51] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm

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[00:00:58] Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:00:59] Where this Dinah-Moe Comin' from

[00:01:01] Done spent three hours

[00:01:02] An' I ain't got a crumb

[00:01:03] From the Dinah-Moe

[00:01:04] Dinah-Moe

[00:01:05] Dinah-Moe

[00:01:06] From the Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:01:11] I got a spot that gets me hot

[00:01:13] But you ain't been to it

[00:01:14] I got a spot that gets me hot

[00:01:17] But you ain't been to it

[00:01:19] I got a spot that gets me hot

[00:01:21] But you ain't been to it

[00:01:23] I got a spot that gets me hot

[00:01:25] But you ain't been to it

[00:01:26] 'Cause I can't get into it

[00:01:28] Unless I get out of it

[00:01:30] An' I gotta get out of it

[00:01:32] Before I get into it

[00:01:34] 'Cause I never get into it

[00:01:35] Unless I get out of it

[00:01:38] An' I gotta be out of it

[00:01:39] To get myself into it

[00:01:43] (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said )

[00:01:49] Just get me wasted

[00:01:51] An' you're half-way there

[00:01:53] 'Cause if my mind's tore up

[00:01:55] Then my body don't care

[00:01:57] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin

[00:01:59] An' said my-my-my

[00:02:01] What sort of thing

[00:02:03] Might this lady get high upon

[00:02:05] I checked out her sister

[00:02:07] Who was holdin' the bet

[00:02:08] An' wondered what kind of trip

[00:02:10] The young lady was on

[00:02:13] The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more

[00:02:16] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor

[00:02:20] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet

[00:02:24] But she could use a little ________ if I wasn't done yet I told her

[00:02:28] Just because the sun

[00:02:30] Want a place in the sky

[00:02:32] No reason to assume

[00:02:33] I wouldn't give her a try

[00:02:35] So I pulled on her hair

[00:02:38] Got her legs in the air

[00:02:40] An' asked if she had any cooties on there

[00:02:43] (Whaddya mean cooties No cooties on me )

[00:02:47] She was buns-up kneelin'

[00:02:49] BUNS UP

[00:02:50] I was wheelin' an dealin'

[00:02:52] WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH

[00:02:55] She surrended to the feelin'

[00:02:57] SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED

[00:02:58] An' she started in to squealin'

[00:03:02] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed

[00:03:06] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red

[00:03:10] Some drool rollin' down

[00:03:11] From the edge of her chin

[00:03:13] While she spied the condition

[00:03:15] Her sister was in

[00:03:17] She quivered 'n quaked

[00:03:19] An' clutched at herself

[00:03:21] While her sister made a joke

[00:03:23] 'Bout her mental health

[00:03:25] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally

[00:03:27] Did give in

[00:03:28] But I told her

[00:03:29] All she really needed

[00:03:30] Was some discipline

[00:03:35] Kiss my aura

[00:03:37] Dora

[00:03:39] M-M-M

[00:03:41] It's real angora

[00:03:46] Would y'all like some more-a

[00:03:50] Right here on the flora

[00:03:53] An' how 'bout you Fauna

[00:03:54] Y'wanna

[00:04:07] MMM sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin' Did you say you want some more

[00:04:15] Well here's some more

[00:04:25] MMM sure listen

[00:04:27] D'you think I could interest you

[00:04:28] In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers MMM tweezers

[00:04:43] Here lemme sterilize 'em

[00:04:45] Gimme your lighter

[00:04:57] I couldn't say where she's coming' from

[00:04:59] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:05:05] She stroll on over say look here bum

[00:05:07] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

[00:05:10] (Y'jes can't do it)

[00:05:13] I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

[00:05:21] I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb

[00:05:23] An' you know I heard some

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