《第056集_虞舜大传》歌词

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[00:00:01] 柳树店被猴子洗劫一空
[00:00:05] 这可愁坏了店的主人
[00:00:07] 美女杨五初
[00:00:09] 柳三顾
[00:00:11] 这猴子也太可恨了
[00:00:14] 没地方说理
[00:00:15] 没地方出气
[00:00:17] 妹妹说
[00:00:19] 姐
[00:00:19] 怎么办
[00:00:21] 能怎么办
[00:00:23] 哎
[00:00:24] 等明天我们再买些东西吧
[00:00:28] 到了第二天下午
[00:00:30] 他们把东西都买齐了
[00:00:31] 把店门打开
[00:00:33] 一看得猴子们在外边等着呢
[00:00:36] 猴子灵啊
[00:00:38] 吃惯了甜头能不来吗
[00:00:40] 猴子来个外甥打灯笼
[00:00:42] 照旧把店刷啦洗劫一空
[00:00:46] 还折腾个乱七八糟
[00:00:48] 这店没法开了
[00:00:49] 于是关门了
[00:00:51] 关了四五天
[00:00:54] 周围的住户都觉得奇怪
[00:00:56] 有个男人叫三子
[00:00:59] 他找来问
[00:01:00] 哎
[00:01:01] 二位妹妹
[00:01:02] 你们怎么把店门关了呢
[00:01:05] 嗨
[00:01:06] 大哥
[00:01:07] 没法开了
[00:01:08] 是这么这么回事
[00:01:10] 啊
[00:01:11] 是猴子闹腾的哎
[00:01:13] 你们姐俩明天照常开门
[00:01:16] 看我怎么治猴子
[00:01:19] 啊
[00:01:20] 三哥
[00:01:21] 你能治猴子能
[00:01:23] 你怎么治
[00:01:24] 你甭管了
[00:01:25] 你准备好吧
[00:01:26] 说着转身走了
[00:01:28] 这姐俩一听三子说的蛮有把握
[00:01:32] 就做了开门的准备
[00:01:35] 陶碗啊
[00:01:37] 陶盘子
[00:01:38] 陶盆啊
[00:01:38] 菜呀
[00:01:39] 粮食又买了不少
[00:01:41] 再说三个
[00:01:42] 回去以后叫来了七八个男人
[00:01:46] 个个都是身强力壮的棒小伙
[00:01:49] 他问大伙
[00:01:50] 你们知道吗
[00:01:52] 刘书店为什么关门了
[00:01:54] 不知道啊
[00:01:55] 嗨
[00:01:56] 是这么这么回事
[00:01:58] 他就把猴子两次大闹柳家店的事一说
[00:02:02] 大家听了吃了一惊
[00:02:05] 哎哟
[00:02:06] 这猴子这么可恨呢
[00:02:07] 可不是吗
[00:02:08] 咱得帮帮忙
[00:02:10] 咱们把
[00:02:11] 回去每人找根棍子
[00:02:14] 找的又粗又长的
[00:02:16] 我们明天就埋伏在屋里
[00:02:19] 等猴子一来
[00:02:20] 别客气
[00:02:21] 狠狠地打
[00:02:23] 可那猴子要不来呢
[00:02:24] 那不白准备了吗
[00:02:26] 三子听乐了
[00:02:27] 嘿
[00:02:28] 不来呀
[00:02:29] 那太好了
[00:02:30] 那姐俩得请咱们吃喝一顿呢
[00:02:34] 好哇
[00:02:35] 感情它是混吃混喝的
[00:02:38] 到了第二天
[00:02:39] 这帮人一大早就来到柳书店
[00:02:43] 进了门
[00:02:44] 都藏在了旁边的屋里
[00:02:47] 等着猴子来
[00:02:49] 群猴来了吗
[00:02:51] 有句损人的话怎么说的说某某人身上要是长了毛
[00:02:57] 比猴还灵
[00:02:58] 这就说明猴子非常聪明
[00:03:01] 没错
[00:03:03] 今天老猴子没来
[00:03:05] 他怎么没来呢
[00:03:07] 他也想
[00:03:09] 柳树店好几天都没开门了
[00:03:12] 别白跑一趟
[00:03:14] 可是万一要开门怎么办呢
[00:03:17] 他就派了两个侦察猴
[00:03:21] 那就侦察兵
[00:03:22] 不
[00:03:22] 他们是猴子
[00:03:23] 所以叫侦察猴
[00:03:25] 这店门还没开呢
[00:03:27] 侦察猴就看见了
[00:03:29] 诶
[00:03:30] 里边点火了
[00:03:31] 怎么知道
[00:03:33] 有炊烟呐
[00:03:34] 嗯
[00:03:35] 很香
[00:03:35] 可能是对肉挺香挺香
[00:03:38] 两名侦察猴噌噌噌跑回去向猴王汇报
[00:03:43] 老猴子一听
[00:03:44] 怎么着又开门了啊
[00:03:47] 胆子不小
[00:03:48] 那就别客气了
[00:03:49] 走
[00:03:50] 马上集合猴群
[00:03:53] 带来六七十只猴子
[00:03:56] 蹭蹭蹭就到了
[00:03:58] 三子在屋里趴着
[00:04:00] 门缝往外一看
[00:04:01] 呵
[00:04:02] 群猴来了
[00:04:03] 他挺高兴
[00:04:04] 快把门打开
[00:04:06] 门吱扭一开
[00:04:08] 呼啦蹭蹭蹭
[00:04:09] 三四十只猴子
[00:04:11] 一窝蜂似就进来了
[00:04:13] 三子一看
[00:04:14] 呵
[00:04:15] 猴来了
[00:04:16] 兄弟们别愣着
[00:04:17] 抄家伙给我打呀
[00:04:20] 这段书叫人猴大战
[00:04:23] 三子说能制服猴子
[00:04:25] 猴子还真不服气
[00:04:28] 猴子往里一冲
[00:04:30] 三子举起棍子来打
[00:04:32] 说个打
[00:04:33] 一举棍子
[00:04:34] 嗯
[00:04:35] 坏了
[00:04:36] 什么
[00:04:38] 还没经验
[00:04:39] 他这棍子是又粗又长
[00:04:42] 这棍子一举呀
[00:04:43] 噌杵到房顶了
[00:04:46] 那个年代呢
[00:04:47] 房顶也太矮点
[00:04:49] 动不了了
[00:04:50] 诶诶那几个也是把棍子一举
[00:04:55] 屋里小
[00:04:55] 根本轮不开棍子
[00:04:58] 猴子一看他来劲了
[00:04:59] 本来就灵活
[00:05:01] 一看蹭就窜上去
[00:05:02] 叽叽叽叽
[00:05:03] 这个挠胳膊肘
[00:05:05] 那个挠胳肢窝
[00:05:06] 这个蹭
[00:05:07] 蹦到脑瓜顶上了
[00:05:08] 又抓又挠
[00:05:10] 诶
[00:05:10] 你们干什么干什么
[00:05:11] 你们进去
[00:05:11] 进进去
[00:05:12] 三子一看不好
[00:05:14] 棍子也不要了
[00:05:15] 噌就窜出了屋
[00:05:17] 那几个小伙子呀
[00:05:19] 跟着往外跑
[00:05:20] 可谁知道外边的猴子比里边还多呢
[00:05:25] 把他们团团围住
[00:05:27] 这个抱住胳膊
[00:05:29] 那个咬腿
[00:05:30] 这个撕头发
[00:05:32] 那个抓脸皮
[00:05:33] 弄得他们措手不及呀
[00:05:36] 衣裳被扯碎了
[00:05:38] 身上没弄伤了
[00:05:39] 费了很大劲挤出一道胡同
[00:05:43] 是抱头鼠窜
[00:05:45] 狼狈而逃
[00:05:47] 这扇子吹了半天
[00:05:48] 牛
[00:05:49] 没制住猴子
[00:05:51] 反让猴子把他给治了
[00:05:54] 一场人头大战
[00:05:56] 就这样猴子大胜人大败而告终
[00:06:00] 最倒霉的还是那两位美女
[00:06:03] 东西也全毁了
[00:06:05] 蔬菜粮食也被抢光了
[00:06:09] 这还能开吗
[00:06:10] 不但开不了
[00:06:11] 小姐俩把门一关
[00:06:13] 上了锁
[00:06:14] 也走人了
[00:06:15] 就这样过了半年
[00:06:18] 有一天
[00:06:19] 那扇子又从门前经过
[00:06:22] 哎
[00:06:23] 店门开了
[00:06:24] 里边飘出香味
[00:06:27] 他觉得奇怪
[00:06:28] 那小姐俩又回来了
[00:06:30] 他进来一看
[00:06:32] 站着一个人正是杨五初
[00:06:34] 坐着一位是柳三顾
[00:06:37] 这小姐俩依然那么妩媚动人
[00:06:41] 那么花枝招展
[00:06:42] 那么春风满面
[00:06:45] 哎
[00:06:46] 二位妹妹
[00:06:47] 你们回来了
[00:06:49] 杨五初说
[00:06:50] 哼
[00:06:50] 你还好意思呢
[00:06:52] 害得我们俩不得不外逃
[00:06:54] 嘿
[00:06:55] 那天呢
[00:06:56] 他不怪我带的棍子太长了
[00:07:00] 卡住了
[00:07:01] 要不忍
[00:07:02] 嘿
[00:07:02] 几十只猴子怕什么
[00:07:04] 他们一个也跑不了
[00:07:06] 行了
[00:07:07] 别吹了
[00:07:08] 诶
[00:07:09] 那这回你们就不怕猴子了
[00:07:11] 嗯
[00:07:12] 不怕
[00:07:13] 那你瞧
[00:07:15] 好吧
[00:07:17] 店门开了
[00:07:18] 可是门外竖了个牌子
[00:07:20] 上边写八个字
[00:07:21] 今日开店
[00:07:23] 暂不待客
[00:07:25] 既然开店又不待客
[00:07:27] 这要干什么呢
[00:07:29] 大家都不明白
[00:07:31] 那个老猴子也知道了
[00:07:33] 怎么知道的
[00:07:34] 隔三差五派着侦察侯来侦察呀
[00:07:38] 今天侦察猴来了
[00:07:40] 一看店门大开
[00:07:41] 马上回去报告猴王
[00:07:44] 柳树店又开门了
[00:07:47] 猴王一听
[00:07:48] 眨巴眨巴眼睛
[00:07:49] 此话当真
[00:07:51] 当真
[00:07:52] 果然
[00:07:53] 果然
[00:07:54] 叽
[00:07:55] 这什么声音呢
[00:07:57] 猴王大叫
[00:07:58] 声音呢
[00:07:59] 这两个开店的怎么记吃不记打呀
[00:08:03] 既然如此
[00:08:05] 我等何不再去美餐一顿
[00:08:08] 对
[00:08:08] 就是这个主意
[00:08:10] 来呀
[00:08:10] 紧急集合
[00:08:12] 感情这猴群
[00:08:14] 还军事化了
[00:08:16] 就这样
[00:08:17] 老猴子带了六七十只小猴又来了
[00:08:20] 呼啦一下
[00:08:21] 一窝蜂闯进来
[00:08:23] 但这次进来的不同于那两次见两个姑娘稳稳当当的坐在一条板凳上看着猴子们
[00:08:31] 可是屋里显得空荡荡的
[00:08:34] 只有前台上放着两个盘子
[00:08:37] 四碗米酒
[00:08:39] 猴子们一看
[00:08:40] 耶
[00:08:40] 东西怎么这么少啊
[00:08:42] 不够分的
[00:08:43] 干脆先下手为强
[00:08:45] 就抢着去拿前台上的菜和米酒
[00:08:49] 可是刚要去哪
[00:08:51] 老猴子滋滋叫了两声
[00:08:55] 小猴们一听
[00:08:57] 明白了猴王的意思
[00:08:58] 都滚出去
[00:09:00] 于是大多的猴子呢
[00:09:02] 乖乖的出了屋
[00:09:03] 只剩下几个贴身的小猴子
[00:09:06] 老猴子不慌不忙来到前台
[00:09:09] 闻了闻碗里的米酒
[00:09:11] 嗯
[00:09:12] 很香
[00:09:13] 又闻闻盘子的菜
[00:09:15] 可是他没吃没喝
[00:09:17] 围着前台蹭蹭蹭转了一圈
[00:09:20] 又闻闻酒
[00:09:21] 看看菜
[00:09:23] 这回在端起碗来咕噜
[00:09:25] 喝着米酒
[00:09:27] 砸吧
[00:09:28] 砸吧
[00:09:28] 滋味嗯
[00:09:29] 不错
[00:09:30] 他把碗里米酒喝得精光
[00:09:32] 可是他喝了这碗酒
[00:09:34] 身子可站不住了
[00:09:36] 晕晕乎乎
[00:09:37] 晃晃荡荡的
[00:09:39] 那几只小猴子见他不喝了
[00:09:43] 也都馋得忍不住了
[00:09:45] 就一起上来抢酒喝
[00:09:48] 猴子们可不知道啊
[00:09:51] 杨五初的手里握着一根绳子
[00:09:54] 猛地一拽
[00:09:55] 咣当
[00:09:57] 大门关上了
[00:09:59] 猴子们还不知道怎么回事呢
[00:10:01] 就要去推门
[00:10:02] 可是身子发软
[00:10:04] 根本动弹不了
[00:10:06] 原来这米酒里头下了迷魂药
[00:10:11] 就在这阵儿
[00:10:13] 柳三姑也动了手
[00:10:15] 哗啦从屋顶上下了一张大网
[00:10:18] 把老猴子小猴子都给罩住了
[00:10:22] 屋里的猴子来给一网打尽
[00:10:25] 这时候
[00:10:26] 杨五初和柳三顾笑眯眯地站了起来
[00:10:30] 拿着绳子
[00:10:32] 把几只猴子连老带小都结结实实的捆在了一起
[00:10:38] 刘三顾
[00:10:39] 看看那只老猴
[00:10:41] 想不到你有今天吧
[00:10:43] 啊
[00:10:44] 杨姐
[00:10:44] 你看怎么收拾这几只猴
[00:10:47] 嗯
[00:10:49] 我来收拾这屋里的
[00:10:51] 你去照顾照顾外边的猴子好了
[00:10:54] 刘三姑答应着
[00:10:56] 推开门
[00:10:57] 到外边一看呢
[00:10:59] 那群猴在外边儿等着呢
[00:11:02] 是啊
[00:11:03] 他们纪律性组织性还挺强
[00:11:06] 老头子不发话
[00:11:08] 谁也没敢走
[00:11:09] 再看柳三顾从腰里唰啦
[00:11:13] 抽出一根鞭子来
[00:11:15] 这鞭子鞭梢是用牛筋做成
[00:11:18] 非常厉害
[00:11:20] 赵定猴群几鞭子可了不得了
[00:11:26] 把猴子们疼得嗷嗷直叫
[00:11:29] 蹭蹭蹭四散逃跑
[00:11:32] 可是没走多远
[00:11:33] 呼啦又围上来了
[00:11:35] 为什么呢
[00:11:36] 猴王在屋里呢
[00:11:39] 就在这功夫
[00:11:40] 杨五初在屋里头出来了
[00:11:44] 把屋里的几个只猴子拉出来
[00:11:47] 拉到了门口
[00:11:49] 就让外边的猴看着柳三顾拿着鞭子啪啪一阵的猛抽啊
[00:11:56] 站在远处的猴子看见了
[00:11:59] 很着急
[00:12:00] 尤其要抽老猴子
[00:12:02] 可是又不敢过来
[00:12:03] 急得又咬牙又跺脚
[00:12:05] 吱吱直叫
[00:12:07] 在那翻跟头
[00:12:08] 抽了一会儿
[00:12:10] 杨谷初说
[00:12:11] 妹妹
[00:12:12] 我看教训的差不多了
[00:12:14] 把他们都放了
[00:12:15] 嗯
[00:12:16] 亮他们不敢再来了
[00:12:18] 诶
[00:12:19] 姐姐不能全放
[00:12:20] 留两只拴在门口给咱看门
[00:12:24] 好了
[00:12:25] 就这么办
[00:12:27] 捆上两只小猴
[00:12:29] 拴在门口
[00:12:31] 老猴子和其他猴子就自由了
[00:12:34] 自由可是自由了
[00:12:36] 老猴子已经没有往日的威风
[00:12:39] 他回头看看两位美女
[00:12:42] 随后凄惨地叫了一声
[00:12:44] 带领所有的猴子跑了
[00:12:46] 很快就消失在桃林之中
[00:12:50] 也就从这一天起
[00:12:52] 姐俩就不时的用鞭子抽打
[00:12:55] 留下两只小猴
[00:12:57] 可以说是抽打就是训练
[00:12:59] 让两猴子听话
[00:13:01] 学会看门
[00:13:02] 当门卫
[00:13:04] 当然
[00:13:04] 也不能老抽打
[00:13:06] 也给吃的
[00:13:08] 也哄他
[00:13:10] 再说
[00:13:10] 那老猴子不是回去了吗
[00:13:12] 回去清点猴树少两只
[00:13:16] 这当头的也够关心属下的
[00:13:19] 还老是偷着来看看
[00:13:22] 柳三姑只要看见老猴子甭问
[00:13:25] 就抡起了鞭子
[00:13:27] 在那两只看门的小猴跟前嗖嗖啪啪抽这么几下
[00:13:34] 那老猴子也许是老眼昏花
[00:13:37] 或许是近视眼
[00:13:39] 只看见鞭子晃动
[00:13:42] 至于抽到什么地方
[00:13:43] 他看不见
[00:13:45] 还以为呀抽那两只小猴呢
[00:13:48] 从此再也不敢来了
[00:13:50] 怕的是惹火烧身
[00:13:53] 柳树店外门前树那块牌子换了四个字
[00:13:58] 原来是暂不待客
[00:14:00] 改成了照常开张
[00:14:04] 那个爱吹牛的三子又来了
[00:14:07] 问姐俩是怎么制服那猴子
[00:14:10] 柳三顾没说话
[00:14:11] 只是拿出鞭子抽了几下
[00:14:16] 三子一愣
[00:14:17] 明白了
[00:14:18] 是用鞭子把猴制服了
[00:14:21] 可是他不明白
[00:14:23] 这姐俩原来根本不会用鞭子
[00:14:26] 没这功夫
[00:14:29] 二位妹妹
[00:14:30] 你们是跟谁学的
[00:14:32] 哼
[00:14:32] 跟谁学的
[00:14:34] 你甭问了
[00:14:35] 总之猴子再也不敢来了
[00:14:38] 哎哟
[00:14:40] 二位妹妹
[00:14:42] 你们可真行啊
[00:14:44] 行啦
[00:14:45] 我们呐
[00:14:46] 得谢你
[00:14:47] 要不是你我们怎么学会治猴子的方法
[00:14:52] 哪会学用鞭子呀
[00:14:54] 你别损我了
[00:14:56] 这回他明白了
[00:14:58] 这俩姑娘又长能耐了
[00:15:01] 从这之后
[00:15:02] 柳书店更红火了
[00:15:04] 要过屋里猴子的客人
[00:15:07] 得请他们两个人保护
[00:15:10] 给带路
[00:15:11] 无论是杨五初还是柳三顾
[00:15:14] 谁带路都行
[00:15:16] 猴子都害怕
[00:15:18] 不敢出来了
[00:15:20] 带路没有白带的
[00:15:22] 这算他们兼职第二职业保镖啊
[00:15:26] 多换了不少东西
[00:15:28] 这一天来个男人
[00:15:30] 谁呀
[00:15:31] 插活
[00:15:33] 他怎么来的呢
[00:15:35] 原来顺着登上山顶
[00:15:38] 在那三块石处看见了奔跑的金马
[00:15:42] 就下了山
[00:15:44] 对瓦大哥和差火说大青马奔跑的方向
[00:15:49] 于是三个人各挑了一副担子
[00:15:52] 就向那个方向走去
[00:15:54] 走了一个多时辰
[00:15:56] 巡看四周
[00:15:58] 根本没有明显的路南北啊
[00:16:01] 倒是像有人走过的道
[00:16:04] 但是地势十分险要
[00:16:07] 很难走
[00:16:08] 插火的眼睛间
[00:16:09] 突然看见不远地方有院落房屋
[00:16:15] 你们看在那儿呢
[00:16:17] 瓦大哥和顺子一瞧
[00:16:19] 果然有三间正房
[00:16:21] 几间小房
[00:16:21] 还有后院
[00:16:22] 周围有树木
[00:16:24] 前边有花草
[00:16:25] 花开的正旺
[00:16:26] 是五彩缤纷
[00:16:28] 鲜艳夺目
[00:16:29] 俩正看着从屋里走出个年轻貌美的女子
[00:16:33] 虽然看不很清楚
[00:16:35] 从轮廓看诶
[00:16:38] 身板很苗条
[00:16:40] 那个女子手打凉棚
[00:16:42] 往四处张望
[00:16:43] 又回屋了
[00:16:45] 我前边说过
[00:16:47] 插火这个人呢
[00:16:48] 很勤快又能干
[00:16:50] 别看嘴唇很厚
[00:16:52] 挺会说话
[00:16:53] 就一个毛病
[00:16:55] 看见女人就迈不开步
[00:16:57] 他跟瓦大哥和舜已经出来好多天了
[00:17:02] 还没看见一个女人
[00:17:04] 此时看见女人就自告奋勇地说
[00:17:07] 我的哥说
[00:17:09] 兄弟
[00:17:09] 你们俩人在这儿等我
[00:17:11] 顺便歇歇
[00:17:12] 我去打探打探
[00:17:13] 看有没有咱们那匹马的下落
[00:17:16] 还没等两个人表态呢
[00:17:18] 他把担子一撂
[00:17:19] 啊噌噌噌噌
[00:17:21] 他跑出挺远了
[00:17:23] 看见了
[00:17:24] 女人
[00:17:25] 他似乎忘记了劳累
[00:17:27] 一溜烟一样
[00:17:29] 很快来到柳树殿前
[00:17:32] 他正想要见见那个女子
[00:17:34] 该说什么呢
[00:17:36] 不说是能赢得那女子的芳心
[00:17:39] 至少也得赢得好感呢
[00:17:42] 他正琢磨
[00:17:44] 只见门前拴两只猴
[00:17:47] 这猴子一看他吱哇乱叫
[00:17:50] 给里边报信
[00:17:52] 茶火没管这些
[00:17:54] 他推开了门
[00:17:56] 想进去
[00:17:57] 哪知道一脚门里一脚门外站那块身子先酥了半截
[00:18:04] 想说什么
[00:18:06] 可是嘴张开半天呢
[00:18:09] 没出声音
[00:18:11] 怎么了
[00:18:12] 这是因为屋里两个女子太美了
[00:18:16] 貌若仙女
[00:18:18] 正是东夷佳人
[00:18:21] 美妙绝伦
[00:18:22] 面如浮粉
[00:18:24] 含珠红唇
[00:18:25] 肌肤似雪
[00:18:27] 杨柳腰身
[00:18:29] 婀娜多姿
[00:18:30] 迷死个人
[00:18:32] 屋里正是杨五初和柳三姑
[00:18:37] 好色的差火见过不少的女人
[00:18:40] 可从没见过这么好看的养眼的
[00:18:43] 而且不是一个是两个
[00:18:47] 他两只眼睛好像是不够使的
[00:18:49] 看看这个
[00:18:50] 瞧瞧那个
[00:18:52] 这眼珠
[00:18:52] 来来去去
[00:18:54] 动的可够快嘴上的老大哈喇子流出来了
[00:18:58] 他是带着任务问那匹大青马来的
[00:19:02] 可这阵把正事早就扔到脑后边去了
[00:19:07] 这时候
[00:19:08] 杨谷初、柳三顾也发现了差火
[00:19:12] 一看眼前这个男人推开了门
[00:19:14] 长得怎么那么难看呢
[00:19:16] 肉脑袋
[00:19:17] 没脖子
[00:19:18] 好像个半截缸似的
[00:19:21] 鬼头蛤蟆眼的眼珠子放光
[00:19:24] 直往肉里盯
[00:19:25] 不像什么好人
[00:19:27] 杨母初说诶诶听子
[00:19:30] 你一脚门里一脚门外的
[00:19:32] 你倒是进来还是不进来呀
[00:19:35] 诶我我我我进进进来
[00:19:39] 叉火觉得进来不错
[00:19:41] 距离这两个倾国倾城的家人更近了
[00:19:44] 看得更清楚了
[00:19:46] 他尬要尬呀的走下来了
[00:19:48] 哟
[00:19:49] 俩姑娘一看
[00:19:50] 这位怎么还是罗圈腿啊
[00:19:52] 哎
[00:19:52] 站住
[00:19:53] 别往前走
[00:19:54] 怪吓人的
[00:19:56] 你有什么事吗
[00:19:58] 大呃
[00:19:59] 大嫂什么大嫂
[00:20:01] 看清楚了
[00:20:02] 是你
[00:20:03] 大娘
[00:20:03] 是大娘
[00:20:05] 我丢了一匹马
[00:20:07] 大娘看见没有
[00:20:09] 柳三顾气的我是大娘吗
[00:20:12] 好小子
[00:20:13] 马我没看见
[00:20:15] 我看见驴了
[00:20:17] 说着手里的鞭子举起来了
[00:20:22] 这一鞭子不偏不斜
[00:20:25] 正抽在插火的半边脸上
[00:20:28] 哎哟
[00:20:29] 插火叫了一声
[00:20:30] 哎
[00:20:31] 你
[00:20:32] 你是马
[00:20:33] 不是驴
[00:20:34] 你就是一头驴
[00:20:37] 又给一鞭子插火
[00:20:40] 还想分辨一看
[00:20:42] 柳三姑又要扬着鞭子
[00:20:44] 他知道抽到身上疼啊
[00:20:46] 猛一转身
[00:20:47] 噌蹿到了屋外
[00:20:50] 捂着脸噔噔噔噔噔噔就跑了
[00:20:53] 此时
[00:20:54] 瓦大哥
[00:20:55] 和顺在等他呢
[00:20:56] 一看他很快就回来了
[00:20:59] 瓦皮还说呢
[00:21:00] 哎呀
[00:21:01] 兄弟
[00:21:01] 你办事真利索
[00:21:03] 这么快就回来了
[00:21:04] 干嘛抱着脑袋呀
[00:21:07] 所以说
[00:21:07] 差和个
[00:21:08] 你可探听到咱们的金马的下落
[00:21:11] 差火使劲摇头
[00:21:13] 啊
[00:21:13] 别说了
[00:21:15] 可惨了
[00:21:16] 我刚进屋就挨了两鞭子
[00:21:21] 俩人这才看见茶火的脸上从耳根到嘴角有两道红红的领子
[00:21:27] 显然是被抽的
[00:21:30] 诶
[00:21:31] 你怎么挨打了
[00:21:32] 怎么一进去挨鞭子
[00:21:34] 问了问那匹马
[00:21:36] 他们看到没有
[00:21:38] 不问我干什么去了
[00:21:40] 我问了
[00:21:41] 哦
[00:21:42] 哇
[00:21:43] 大哥自作聪明说
[00:21:45] 嗯
[00:21:46] 肯定是金马在他们那
[00:21:49] 你跟他要
[00:21:50] 他们不给
[00:21:51] 不但不给还打你
[00:21:53] 哎呀
[00:21:53] 不是不是
[00:21:55] 呃
[00:21:55] 他们说没看见马
[00:21:57] 只看见一头驴了
[00:21:59] 驴
[00:22:01] 瓦大哥愣的插火
[00:22:04] 咯咯笑了
[00:22:05] 别看他们抽我两鞭子十鞭子八鞭子
[00:22:09] 侄子抽我的是女人
[00:22:11] 哎呀
[00:22:12] 这俩女的是两朵盛开的花
[00:22:16] 我从离开娘胎到今天
[00:22:18] 都没见过这么好看的女人呢
[00:22:21] 哦
[00:22:22] 你是为了看女人才挨的鞭子
[00:22:24] 活该
[00:22:26] 顺说
[00:22:27] 算了
[00:22:27] 插和大哥
[00:22:29] 你这毛病怎么就改不了呢
[00:22:31] 有了女人你什么都忘了
[00:22:33] 那么那匹马到底在没在那呢
[00:22:36] 那我哪知道
[00:22:38] 反正就那块有人
[00:22:39] 你去问他呀
[00:22:41] 孙子说好既然如此
[00:22:43] 我们三人赶奔店房去找金马
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