《What To Give Nudists For Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] What To Give Nudists For Christmas - Gracie Fields

[00:00:04] Oh dear I am worried ha ha ha ha

[00:00:08] I know I'm laughing really but I am worried

[00:00:10] It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear

[00:00:15] Can I ask you a question a question that's silly

[00:00:19] It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no

[00:00:23] It's all about me brother me brother John Willy

[00:00:26] He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know

[00:00:30] What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday

[00:00:34] What sought of birthday present can you buy

[00:00:38] I can't think what to give I'm no matter how I try

[00:00:42] Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie

[00:00:45] Ha ha

[00:00:46] What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha

[00:00:50] The things I used to buy him would be wrong

[00:00:53] I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it

[00:00:56] Ha ha

[00:00:57] What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along

[00:01:00] Ha ha

[00:01:01] What can you give a nudist for his birthday

[00:01:05] What sought of birthday present can you buy

[00:01:09] I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup

[00:01:12] But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holding up

[00:01:15] Ha ha

[00:01:16] What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha

[00:01:20] I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong

[00:01:23] And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella

[00:01:26] Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along

[00:01:30] Oh dear dear ha ha

[00:01:33] I've been in holy terror the time they

[00:01:36] I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo

[00:01:40] A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid

[00:01:44] I must send something soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you

[00:01:48] What can you give a nudist on his birthday

[00:01:52] What sought of birthday present can you buy

[00:01:56] And here's another riddle but give it up I won't

[00:01:59] When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't

[00:02:03] What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha

[00:02:07] I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong

[00:02:10] And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of willy

[00:02:13] What can you give a ha ha ha ha ha

[00:02:18] What can you give a nudist on his birthday

[00:02:22] What sought of birthday present can you buy

[00:02:25] I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got

[00:02:29] But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not

[00:02:33] What can you give a nudist for a present

[00:02:36] A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong

[00:02:40] She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on adam

[00:02:43] Ha ha

[00:02:44] What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along

[00:02:47] Ha ha ha

[00:02:48] Oh dear dear what can I buy no let's be really there is

[00:02:51] No honest what can I buy

[00:02:52] A lump of soap

[00:02:54] A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap

[00:02:56] And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much ha ha