《The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid》歌词

[00:00:00] The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby

[00:00:06] As your genial host may I offer a toast

[00:00:10] To the wine buying guest on my right

[00:00:13] Hooray for the wine buyer

[00:00:15] Yes drag out the cooking sherry for the old colonel

[00:00:18] May his bank account grow heavy laden with dough

[00:00:22] May he spend it in here every night

[00:00:26] Every night

[00:00:29] Seeing this night in it's glory

[00:00:32] You people so loyal so true

[00:00:36] Puts me in mind of a story

[00:00:41] Tell us about it pray do oh oh oh oh

[00:00:47] The people in the ballroom were stuffy and arty

[00:00:51] So I began to get just a little bit frayed

[00:00:55] I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party

[00:00:58] The waiter

[00:00:59] And the porter

[00:00:59] And the second storey maid

[00:01:01] I peeked into the parlour to see what was a

[00:01:04] Hatchin'

[00:01:05] In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade

[00:01:08] But who was in the pantry a laughin' an' scratchin'

[00:01:12] Oh waiter

[00:01:12] And the porter

[00:01:13] And the upstairs maid

[00:01:15] When they heard the music that the orchestra played

[00:01:19] The waiter and the porter grabbed a hold of the

[00:01:21] Maid

[00:01:22] Then they all proceeded to go into a clog

[00:01:26] Hot diggedy dog

[00:01:29] If ever I'm invited to some fuddy duddy's

[00:01:32] I ain't a gonna watch any harlequinade

[00:01:36] You'll find him in the kitchen applaudin' his buddies

[00:01:39] The waiter

[00:01:40] And the porter

[00:01:41] And the upstairs maid

[00:01:50] Well pardon me folks the roast is carved

[00:01:53] The wine is served why you look half starved

[00:01:57] Pardon me sir may we be free

[00:02:00] The kitchen guard is havin' a jamboree

[00:02:10] I went and got a dish pan to use as

[00:02:13] A cymbal

[00:02:14] The porter found the regular glass that he played

[00:02:17] The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble

[00:02:20] You should a heard the music that the combination made

[00:02:38] Marchin' through the kitchen to the pantry and back

[00:02:41] Why man you should a seen us we were ballin'

[00:02:43] The jack

[00:02:44] Once a half an hour passed without any call

[00:02:48] Jack we had a ball

[00:02:51] The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em we spurn 'em

[00:02:55] We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played

[00:02:58] Yes and we know who to go to when we

[00:03:00] Want to learn 'em

[00:03:02] The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid