《Revenge of a Middle-Aged Woman)(In the Style of Tracy Byrd Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)》歌词

[00:00:02] Revenge of a Middle-Aged Woman) (In the Style of Tracy Byrd Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal) - ProTracks Karaoke

[00:00:14] I was looking for a cheap car

[00:00:16] In the Sunday classifieds

[00:00:19] When an ad jumped out and hit me right

[00:00:21] Between my bugged out eyes

[00:00:23] It was a two year old Mercedes

[00:00:26] Only seven-hundred bucks

[00:00:28] I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial

[00:00:31] That number fast enough

[00:00:34] The woman who picked up the phone said

[00:00:36] ''Yes it's still for sale

[00:00:38] But I've had about one-thousand calls

[00:00:41] So you'd better move your tail ''

[00:00:43] When I drove up that long driveway

[00:00:45] With the cash there in my hand

[00:00:48] She met me at the garage

[00:00:50] And a short skirt and a tan

[00:00:53] We took it for a test drive

[00:00:55] I couldn't believe my luck

[00:00:58] She said

[00:00:58] ''I'll throw in them old Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk ''

[00:01:03] None of this was making sense

[00:01:05] But then it dawned on me

[00:01:07] She referred to her old man as a cheating S O B

[00:01:12] It was a classic case of woman scorned

[00:01:18] She'll make that man wish he had never been born

[00:01:22] She's a forty something year old judge and jury

[00:01:28] Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

[00:01:37] So she took me out to breakfast

[00:01:39] Put it on his credit card

[00:01:42] By the time they poured the coffee

[00:01:44] She was pouring out her heart

[00:01:47] Stories of his sneaking round and sordid escapades

[00:01:52] Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age

[00:01:57] She said

[00:01:57] ''You know there's one thing I ought to thank him for

[00:02:01] He ticked me off so much I put new locks on my doors ''

[00:02:06] It was a classic case of woman scorned

[00:02:12] She'll make that man wish he had never been born

[00:02:16] She's a forty something year old judge and jury

[00:02:22] Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

[00:02:48] Well I believe good wine

[00:02:50] And women get better with time

[00:02:53] And if you ask me that man's a fool

[00:02:55] Or else he must be blind

[00:02:58] I'll never know his motives

[00:03:00] Can't get inside his head

[00:03:03] But I'm driving his mercedes

[00:03:06] And I'm sleeping in his bed

[00:03:10] It was a classic case of woman scorned

[00:03:15] She'll make that man wish he had never been born

[00:03:20] She's a forty something year old judge and jury

[00:03:25] Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

[00:03:32] Revenge of a middle aged woman

[00:03:39] I know I oughta feel guilty about something

[00:03:42] I just can't think of what it might be