《It’s Teavee Time!》歌词

[00:00:00] Hello hello hello welcome
[00:00:03] My name's doris teavee
[00:00:05] Ah cups on doilies please
[00:00:08] This is my husband norman
[00:00:09] What
[00:00:10] We have a prepared statement
[00:00:14] Oh welcome to you gentlemen
[00:00:17] And ladies of the press
[00:00:19] How wonderful to share this day with you
[00:00:23] You've traveled far and wide
[00:00:25] Don't be shy please come inside
[00:00:28] I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue
[00:00:33] The reason that you've gathered
[00:00:35] Is to meet my little boy
[00:00:37] The hero of the good old usa
[00:00:41] So
[00:00:42] Now have if you're all strapped in
[00:00:45] Let the press conference begin
[00:00:49] Little angel do you have something to say
[00:00:57] Bang
[00:00:58] Bang
[00:00:59] Futuristic rodeo
[00:01:00] See captain knuckleduster
[00:01:01] Hang em' on high
[00:01:02] Take your hard drive boot em' up
[00:01:04] For a cyber shoot em' up
[00:01:05] This is the life now die
[00:01:12] Oh mike is just high spirited
[00:01:14] That's what the doctor said
[00:01:16] He's just a mini version of my spouse
[00:01:20] What
[00:01:21] And they said it was a phase
[00:01:23] When he set the cat ablaze
[00:01:26] But the authorities request
[00:01:29] That little mike not leave the house
[00:01:32] And so we let him sit at the
[00:01:34] Computer day and night
[00:01:36] He's promised me that he
[00:01:37] Won't ever budge
[00:01:39] 'Cause things went from bad to worse
[00:01:43] When he chloroformed that nurse
[00:01:47] Darling tell the people
[00:01:49] What you told the judge
[00:01:54] Hack
[00:01:55] Hack
[00:01:55] I sacked the wonka mainframe
[00:01:57] I'm captain knuckleduster
[00:01:59] I'm a super spy
[00:02:00] Cracked his password 'goldenstar'
[00:02:01] Never had to buy a bar
[00:02:03] This is the life now die
[00:02:05] It was just a childhood prank
[00:02:07] When he stole that german tank
[00:02:08] But we never wish that we had had a daughter
[00:02:12] Medication sets us free
[00:02:13] One for mike and two for me
[00:02:16] And at six I pour a shot of mommy water
[00:02:26] Well it has been a pleasure
[00:02:29] Having you inside our home
[00:02:32] To see he's just a little boy at play
[00:02:36] And though I break out in the sweats
[00:02:38] When we hide his cigarettes
[00:02:41] We've got him down to just two packs a day
[00:02:46] And now we'll go to wonka's
[00:02:48] Where he'll make some brand new friends
[00:02:50] I pray to god he fits in with the gang
[00:02:54] But if there is no tv
[00:02:58] It'll be like world war three
[00:03:06] But for now let him go out with a
[00:03:08] Bang
[00:03:09] Bang
[00:03:09] Been playing on for fifty hours
[00:03:11] Watch captain knuckleduster
[00:03:12] Make the losers cry
[00:03:13] You can bet for sure this kid'll win
[00:03:15] Mommy where's my ritalin
[00:03:16] This is the life now die
[00:03:21] Thanks for coming
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