《What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?》歌词

[00:00:00] What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯)

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[00:00:13] Yo yo

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[00:00:14] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

[00:00:16] 叮叮当，叮叮当

[00:00:16] Jingling all the way

[00:00:19] 铃儿响叮铛

[00:00:19] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:00:21] 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部

[00:00:21] From Detroit to East LA

[00:00:24] 如此畅快

[00:00:24] Is this a white Christmas Hell no my man

[00:00:26] 这是否是白色圣诞，该死，不是

[00:00:26] I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men

[00:00:29] 我将鲜血洒在雪地，殴打着胖子

[00:00:29] You mean Santa that boy's a b**ch

[00:00:32] 你是指圣诞老人，他太混蛋了

[00:00:32] He caught my mom Christmas cheating trying to give her kiss

[00:00:35] 他拆穿妈妈在圣诞节的谎言，试图亲吻她

[00:00:35] For real he's no joke that guy don't play

[00:00:37] 事实如此，他没开玩笑

[00:00:37] He tried to ride way more than a onehorsesleigh

[00:00:40] 他试图驾驶着不止一匹马拉的雪橇

[00:00:40] Laughing all the way but he's not laughing today

[00:00:43] 一路欢笑，但今天他不会笑

[00:00:43] Jingle more than his bells even the elves with pay

[00:00:45] 铃铛作响，即使恶魔也退避三舍

[00:00:45] Come Chrismas eve old NICK'S a gonner

[00:00:48] 他在平安夜前来，然后消失不见

[00:00:48] We'll be snacking on deer EATIN' Blitzen and Donor

[00:00:51] 我们吃着鹿肉，把驯鹿Blitzen和Donor都吃掉

[00:00:51] Not a question of when not even a maybe

[00:00:53] 别问何时，甚至也不要怀疑

[00:00:53] Have a drunk Mrs Clause saying Jingling Baby

[00:00:56] 酒醉微醺，圣诞太太说着，精灵宝宝

[00:00:56] Give a new meaning to ho ho ho

[00:00:59] 给电影圣诞奇遇记赋予新的含义

[00:00:59] Shake that a** girl bump your booty in the snow

[00:01:02] 女孩，在雪地里尽情舞动身体

[00:01:02] So watch out Santa you jolly old troll

[00:01:04] 小心圣诞老人，开心的白胡子老顽童

[00:01:04] We'll be stripping that sleigh and leave you the coal

[00:01:07] 我们会挥动鞭子，为你留下木炭

[00:01:07] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

[00:01:10] 叮叮当，叮叮当

[00:01:10] Jingling all the way

[00:01:12] 铃儿响叮铛

[00:01:12] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:01:15] 哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰

[00:01:15] In a drop top Chevrolet hey

[00:01:18] 如此畅快，嘿

[00:01:18] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

[00:01:20] 叮叮当，叮叮当

[00:01:20] Jingling all the way

[00:01:23] 铃儿响叮铛

[00:01:23] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:01:26] 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部

[00:01:26] From Detroit to East LA

[00:01:28] 如此畅快

[00:01:28] Playing reindeer games hell

[00:01:30] 乘着驯鹿玩游戏

[00:01:30] Yeah my friend

[00:01:31] 耶，我的朋友

[00:01:31] Grab Rudolph's horns see how far they bend

[00:01:33] 抓住鲁道夫的角，看它能弯到什么程度

[00:01:33] When his nose turns red his a** gets sent

[00:01:37] 鼻子红彤彤，它一路飞奔向前

[00:01:37] Back out to the woods with

[00:01:38] 和它的仙女朋友

[00:01:38] His faggy elf friend

[00:01:39] 一起回到树林外

[00:01:39] Oh Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice

[00:01:42] 哦，圣诞老人，不会将我列入乖小孩名单

[00:01:42] In fact could have me listed

[00:01:44] 事实上

[00:01:44] As naughty twice

[00:01:45] 他会再次将我列入淘气名单

[00:01:45] Not cuz of the fight or

[00:01:46] 不是因为我争夺

[00:01:46] The Christmas gift hype

[00:01:47] 圣诞礼物

[00:01:47] Because of all the nog

[00:01:49] 只是因为我

[00:01:49] I left on his wife

[00:01:50] 将所有的钉子留在他妻子身上

[00:01:50] It's time for old nick to move and retire

[00:01:53] 圣诞老人是时候离开并隐退了

[00:01:53] Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire

[00:01:55] 否则，我们会让你疯掉

[00:01:55] Yes I'm that bad Yes

[00:01:57] 是的，我是坏蛋，是的

[00:01:57] I'm that cruel

[00:01:58] 我就是那么残忍

[00:01:58] I mean your a** is huge

[00:01:59] 我是说，你太胖了

[00:01:59] Lose weight for real dude

[00:02:01] 真的，减下肥吧，兄弟

[00:02:01] All the cookies and milk simply quite sick

[00:02:03] 饼干和牛奶太腻了

[00:02:03] I mean when's the last time

[00:02:05] 我是说，你最近一次欢愉

[00:02:05] You've seen your dick

[00:02:06] 是什么时候

[00:02:06] I don't mean to throw a fit and

[00:02:08] 我不是故意大发脾气

[00:02:08] I'm not one to b**ch

[00:02:09] 我也不是那么邪恶

[00:02:09] But every year I get underwear socks and sh*t

[00:02:12] 但每一年，我都得到些内衣袜子什么的

[00:02:12] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

[00:02:14] 叮叮当，叮叮当

[00:02:14] Jingling all the way

[00:02:17] 铃儿响叮铛

[00:02:17] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:02:20] 哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰

[00:02:20] In a drop top Chevrolet hey

[00:02:22] 如此畅快，嘿

[00:02:22] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

[00:02:25] 叮叮当，叮叮当

[00:02:25] Jingling all the way

[00:02:28] 铃儿响叮铛

[00:02:28] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:02:31] 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部

[00:02:31] From Detroit to East LA

[00:02:36] 如此畅快

[00:02:36] Yo

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[00:02:36] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

[00:02:39] 叮叮当，叮叮当

[00:02:39] Jingling all the way

[00:02:41] 铃儿响叮铛

[00:02:41] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:02:44] 哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰

[00:02:44] In a drop top Chevrolet hey

[00:02:47] 如此畅快，嘿

[00:02:47] Yo yo

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[00:02:47] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

[00:02:49] 叮叮当，叮叮当

[00:02:49] Jingling all the way

[00:02:52] 铃儿响叮铛

[00:02:52] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:02:55] 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部

[00:02:55] From Detroit to East LA

[00:03:00] 如此畅快