《Incredibad》歌词

[00:00:01] The Lonely Island - Incredibad
[00:00:10] Now let's take a trip down memory lane
[00:00:14] Back to junior high school where it all began
[00:00:17] Three bad little kids raising hell at school
[00:00:19] We were just thirteen straight acting the fool
[00:00:22] Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot
[00:00:24] Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
[00:00:27] Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same
[00:00:30] Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed
[00:00:32] One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room
[00:00:35] The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
[00:00:37] Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke
[00:00:40] Yo, your backyard is smashed
[00:00:41] Man, this isn't a joke
[00:00:42] Yo, let's go check this out man
[00:00:43] Oh, what was that'
[00:00:44] Alright, bet, let's go
[00:00:45] All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement
[00:00:47] Yo, what the hell is that'
[00:00:49] Man, it looks like a spaceship
[00:00:50] We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide
[00:00:53] And a little green dude stepped out from inside
[00:00:55] He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace
[00:00:58] I have something to ask and it's not discreet
[00:01:00] There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
[00:01:03] And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
[00:01:05] But we're just thirteen
[00:01:07] Man, what can we do'
[00:01:08] Um, how should I put this'
[00:01:09] I think we should screw
[00:01:11] Whaaat'
[00:01:11] On my home planet we can no longer breed
[00:01:13] I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed
[00:01:16] Store in our seed'
[00:01:17] Yo, I think he means sex
[00:01:18] Man, I'm a virgin
[00:01:20] We all are
[00:01:20] Bet!
[00:01:21] I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
[00:01:23] Awh, what should we do'
[00:01:24] Now it's spreading its thighs
[00:01:26] You'll be heroes on my planet
[00:01:27] But why us three'
[00:01:28] You're the chosen ones
[00:01:30] You'll just have to trust me
[00:01:31] Yo, should we do it'
[00:01:32] Man, I don't know
[00:01:33] Yo, I say we put it to a vote
[00:01:34] All in favor say I
[00:01:35] I!
[00:01:36] Okay, we're in
[00:01:37] Cool
[00:01:38] Who should go first'
[00:01:39] I have three depositories to capture your burst
[00:01:41] Wait, so at the same time'
[00:01:42] Yeah, that's what I was thinking
[00:01:44] Here's some wine coolers
[00:01:45] Let's get you boys drinking
[00:01:46] We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy
[00:01:49] Then took our positions and started getting' frisky
[00:01:51] One in the front
[00:01:53] And two in the back
[00:01:54] Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
[00:01:57] Keep pumpin' away
[00:01:58] My wife and family thank you
[00:01:59] I'm about to explode
[00:02:00] Yo son, me too
[00:02:02] Three-way Climax!
[00:02:03] Best friends forever
[00:02:04] What a blessing to have lost our virginities together!
[00:02:06] Yeah!
[00:02:07] Andy, Jorm and Kiv
[00:02:08] You've saved my race
[00:02:09] Your reward is one wish
[00:02:11] Then I'll go back to space
[00:02:12] We looked at each other
[00:02:13] Didn't have to talk
[00:02:15] Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off
[00:02:17] Mister Alien, sir
[00:02:18] For what it's worth
[00:02:20] We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth
[00:02:22] Your wish is granted
[00:02:23] And thanks again
[00:02:25] I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends
[00:02:27] What happened today was both incredible and bad
[00:02:30] Therefore your name is Incredibad
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