《School Spirit Skit 1》歌词

[00:00:00] Now beat that

[00:00:01] 现在来点节奏

[00:00:01] And your mothers sayin “go to college”

[00:00:03] 你妈妈告诉你 去上大学

[00:00:03] So u finish college and its wonderful

[00:00:05] 所以你上完了大学 那太棒了

[00:00:05] U feel so good

[00:00:07] 你感觉太好了

[00:00:07] And after all the partying and crazing

[00:00:08] 在所有的派对和狂欢之后

[00:00:08] And don't forget about that drug habit u

[00:00:10] 别忘了你也在学校和同龄人

[00:00:10] Picked up at school bein around your peers

[00:00:12] 一起染上了**

[00:00:12] Hey now you'll get that 25 thou job a year and

[00:00:15] 嘿 现在 你能找到一个一年赚2万5的工作

[00:00:15] You'll spend all your money on crack coc*ine

[00:00:18] 你会把这些钱都花在买快克***上

[00:00:18] But it'll be you're your money

[00:00:20] 但那花的也是你自己的钱了

[00:00:20] No more borrowin money from mom for my high

[00:00:22] 再也不用为了嗨而去找妈妈借钱

[00:00:22] So now you get ur degree tattooed

[00:00:24] 所以现在你把你的毕业文凭纹在了你的背上

[00:00:24] On your back your so excited about it

[00:00:26] 你对此十分兴奋

[00:00:26] If u continue to work at the GAP

[00:00:28] 如果你继续在盖璞上班的话

[00:00:28] After several interviews Oh my god

[00:00:31] 在几轮的面试之后 我的上帝

[00:00:31] You'll come in at an entry level

[00:00:33] 当你面试成功了

[00:00:33] Position and when u do that

[00:00:35] 你会先以一个准入的等级被吸纳进公司

[00:00:35] If u kiss enough a**

[00:00:36] 如果你去拍足了马屁

[00:00:36] You'll move up to the next level

[00:00:38] 你就会得到升迁

[00:00:38] Which is being a secretary's secretary

[00:00:40] 那就是去当秘书的秘书

[00:00:40] And boy is that great you get to take messages for the secretary

[00:00:44] 而小子 那不错了你要去听从秘书的指挥

[00:00:44] Who never went to college

[00:00:47] 她可从没上过大学

[00:00:47] She's actually the bosses niece

[00:00:48] 实际上她是老板的侄女

[00:00:48] So now your apart of the family

[00:00:50] 所以现在你和他们成为一家子了

[00:00:50] You know what college does for you

[00:00:53] 你知道大学都对你做了什么吗

[00:00:53] It makes you really smart man

[00:00:54] 它让你成为了个真正的聪明人

[00:00:54] All you kids want to talk in the back

[00:00:56] 所有你教的孩子都想在在课后跟你谈谈

[00:00:56] Of the class not me I listened ok

[00:00:58] 但我不会 我听过了就行了

[00:00:58] I was a hall monitor This was meant to be

[00:01:03] 那似乎意味着我是走廊的监视器

[00:01:03] You know how many classes I took

[00:01:05] 你知道我修了多少门课

[00:01:05] Extra classes extra classes

[00:01:06] 选课还有选课

[00:01:06] No I've never had sex but you know what

[00:01:09] 不 我从没做过爱

[00:01:09] My degree keeps me satisfied

[00:01:12] 但是你知道我的文凭就能让我满足了

[00:01:12] When a lady walks to me says

[00:01:13] 当一位女士走过来问我

[00:01:13] “hey u know whats sexy ”

[00:01:14] 嘿 你知道性感是什么吗

[00:01:14] I say “no I don't know what it is

[00:01:16] 我说 不 我不知道那是什么

[00:01:16] But I bet I can add up all the change

[00:01:17] 但是我打赌我真能很快地

[00:01:17] In your purse really fast”

[00:01:22] 把你钱包里的找零加起来算个整数