《The Man on the Flying Trapeze》歌词

[00:00:00] The Man on the Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones

[00:00:11] Written by：alfred lee

[00:00:22] As the crowd roars to the center ring steps our fractured baritone

[00:00:26] Are you in voice Winstead

[00:00:27] I believe I am in voice

[00:00:31] Professor

[00:00:38] Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh

[00:00:41] Once I was sappy uh

[00:00:42] Sap I was wussy no

[00:00:44] Once I was happy buts now I borlorn uh

[00:00:48] Lorn I fow mow uh

[00:00:49] Sigh on lie now uh

[00:00:50] Nylons are free

[00:00:51] No no

[00:00:52] Now I'm forlorn

[00:00:57] Like an old goat

[00:00:58] Oh no not a goat

[00:00:59] That's an animal

[00:01:00] Like an old coat that is tornered

[00:01:02] And tat uh teetered and tonned

[00:01:05] Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee uh ripped

[00:01:10] Left in this wide world to sleep

[00:01:12] And to snore uh to weep and to mourn

[00:01:15] Betreaned by a jade in her means

[00:01:18] Bemeaned by a trade for some jeans

[00:01:20] Bejeaned by a teen with some jade

[00:01:22] Betrayed by a maid in her teens

[00:01:27] He floats by his hair

[00:01:29] Not by his hair

[00:01:30] That would hurt

[00:01:31] Speaking of hair a man came up to me and said

[00:01:33] Doodles your hair is getting thin

[00:01:35] And I said well who wants fat hair

[00:01:37] That's a killar

[00:01:41] He floats through the air with the aidest

[00:01:43] Of grease with the latest of

[00:01:45] Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese

[00:01:47] No no

[00:01:47] With the birds and the bees uhh he can't miss

[00:01:51] The manning young dare uh the daring young mare

[00:01:54] He's not a horse that's silly

[00:01:56] He'd break his neck

[00:01:56] The fanny young dan

[00:01:58] The danny young fan

[00:01:59] He's an awful old ham

[00:02:01] Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age

[00:02:02] You know a funny thing happened a man came up

[00:02:04] To me and said

[00:02:04] Doodles

[00:02:05] Doodles did you leave home

[00:02:06] I said I left home

[00:02:06] He said

[00:02:07] Did you put the cat out

[00:02:08] I said I didn't know he was on fire

[00:02:09] That's a killar

[00:02:13] The daring young man on the flapping tripeze uh

[00:02:16] Treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips uh flipping triflop

[00:02:20] Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars

[00:02:24] His grations are axle no

[00:02:26] His actions are horrible no

[00:02:28] He's very good

[00:02:29] All girls he doth please

[00:02:31] But my wuv he hath lollen astay

[00:02:34] No The dove's in the hayloft away

[00:02:36] I'm on the road to Mandalay

[00:02:37] No hey hey hey

[00:02:38] No now

[00:02:39] Did you hear about the owl that married a goat

[00:02:41] They had a hootenanny

[00:02:42] That's a killar

[00:02:47] He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze