《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Rap Urban Boys

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[00:00:03] May i have your attention please

[00:00:05] 请大家注意

[00:00:05] May i have your attention please

[00:00:08] 请大家注意

[00:00:08] Will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:12] 真正的Slim Shady请站起来

[00:00:12] I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:16] 我再重复一遍，真正的Slim Shady请站起来

[00:00:16] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:18] 我们这里要出问题了

[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:20] 你们看起来像第一次见到白人似的

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] 摔倒在地上了，就好像Pam和Tommy一样，一冲进门

[00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before

[00:00:25] 就开始比以前更狠地打她

[00:00:25] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture

[00:00:27] 他们先把婚离了，然后她就跌落在家具上

[00:00:27] It's the return of the

[00:00:28] 这好像是谁的翻版

[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he

[00:00:33] 等下，不可能，你在开玩笑，他没说我以为他会说的话，是吧

[00:00:33] And dr dre said

[00:00:34] 然后Dr Dre说

[00:00:34] Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement

[00:00:37] 什么都没说，你这个笨蛋，Dr Dre死了，被我锁在地下室里

[00:00:37] Feminist women love eminem

[00:00:38] 女权主义者都爱Eminem

[00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him

[00:00:41] 他满口都离不开女人，Slim Shady，我受够他了

[00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:43] 看看他，走来走去，手还不老实，你知道的

[00:00:43] Limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

[00:00:45] 你看他走路一瘸一拐地，是啊，但是他还是好可爱

[00:00:45] Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:48] 好吧，我脑袋估计抽风了了

[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:51] 但还没你爸妈卧室里发生的事情那么糟

[00:00:51] Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose

[00:00:53] 有时候，我想在电视上随心所欲

[00:00:53] But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:55] 但做不到，对Tom Green来说更喜欢大干一场

[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:57] 我对你上下其手

[00:00:57] And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:00:59] 要是幸运的话我还能得到你一个吻呢

[00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:01] 我们就给小孩子传达这种信息

[00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

[00:01:03] 却期盼他们不了解女人的私密

[00:01:03] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:05] 他们当然会知道什么是男女之爱

[00:01:05] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:07] 当他们升上四年级的时候

[00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:09] 他们还可以看探索频道呢

[00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:11] 我们不过是哺乳动物而已，还有一部分是食人族

[00:01:11] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:13] 像切瓜一样把人切开

[00:01:13] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:15] 但我们若能玩弄死去的动物和羚羊

[00:01:15] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:18] 那就没理由不让两个男人私奔

[00:01:18] But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote

[00:01:20] 但如果你和我想的一样，我就有解决办法

[00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:22] 女人们，尽情释放自己，大家一起合唱

[00:01:22] I'm slim shady

[00:01:23] 我是Slim Shady

[00:01:23] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:24] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady

[00:01:24] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:26] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的

[00:01:26] So won't the real slim shady

[00:01:28] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady

[00:01:28] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:01:31] 站起来给大家看看

[00:01:31] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:01:32] 因为我是Slim Shady

[00:01:32] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:34] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady

[00:01:34] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:36] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的

[00:01:36] So won't the real slim shady

[00:01:37] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady

[00:01:37] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:01:40] 站起来给大家看看

[00:01:40] Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[00:01:43] Will Smith在他的歌里从不爆粗口

[00:01:43] Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:46] 但是我会，我会骂他，也会骂你

[00:01:46] You think i give a damm about a grammy

[00:01:47] 你们觉得我在乎格莱美奖吗

[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:50] 有一半以上的评论家受不了我，孤立我

[00:01:50] But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:53] 但是Slim要是赢了怎么办，岂不是很奇怪

[00:01:53] Why so you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:01:55] 为什么这么说，你们就这样骗我过来是吗

[00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to britney spears

[00:01:58] 然后把我安排坐在Britney Spears旁边

[00:01:58] Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:02:00] 可恶，Christina Aguilera最好和我换下座位

[00:02:00] So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst

[00:02:02] 这样我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间

[00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:05] 听他们争论是谁先被Christina甩的

[00:02:05] Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv

[00:02:06] 你这坏女人，把我从MTV上撤下来让我松口气

[00:02:06] Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe

[00:02:09] 他确实很可爱，但是他已经和Kim结婚了

[00:02:09] I should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:11] 我应该把她的声音下载到Mp3上

[00:02:11] And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd

[00:02:14] 然后让全世界看看你是怎么让Eminem染病的

[00:02:14] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:17] 我讨厌你们这些小屁孩们，你们就知道烦我

[00:02:17] So i've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:18] 所以我来这里摧毁你们

[00:02:18] And theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:20] 有数不清的人像我一样

[00:02:20] Who cuss like me

[00:02:21] 像我这样爆粗口

[00:02:21] Who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:23] 像我一样什么都不在乎

[00:02:23] Who dress like me

[00:02:24] 像我一样穿着打扮

[00:02:24] Walk talk and act like me

[00:02:25] 说话和动作都像我

[00:02:25] It just might be the next best thing

[00:02:26] 但就是差那么一点

[00:02:26] But not quite me

[00:02:27] 做不到我这样完美

[00:02:27] I'm slim shady

[00:02:28] 我是Slim Shady

[00:02:28] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:29] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady

[00:02:29] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:31] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的

[00:02:31] So won't the real slim shady

[00:02:32] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady

[00:02:32] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:02:35] 站起来给大家看看

[00:02:35] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:02:36] 因为我是Slim Shady

[00:02:36] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:37] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady

[00:02:37] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:39] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的

[00:02:39] So won't the real slim shady

[00:02:41] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady

[00:02:41] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:02:44] 站起来给大家看看

[00:02:44] I'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:02:46] 听我的歌就是精神享受

[00:02:46] Cause i'm only giving you

[00:02:47] 因为只有我能给你带来

[00:02:47] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

[00:02:49] 你和你朋友在客厅说笑的事情

[00:02:49] The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

[00:02:53] 唯一不同的是，我有胆说出口

[00:02:53] And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:02:54] 在你们面前，我不用伪装或当面一套背后一套

[00:02:54] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:56] 我一拿起麦克风就口吐真言

[00:02:56] And whether you like to admit it

[00:02:57] 不管你承不承认

[00:02:57] I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

[00:02:59] 我都在这样唱着，我比百分之九十的说唱歌手都要优秀

[00:02:59] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

[00:03:02] 你们很惊讶这些孩子像**上瘾一样买我的专辑

[00:03:02] Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30

[00:03:05] 这很有趣，因为照这个速度，当我30岁的时候

[00:03:05] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:07] 我会是唯一一个在疗养院里调情的人

[00:03:07] Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking

[00:03:10] 吃护士的豆腐，和Jergens一起玩乐

[00:03:10] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

[00:03:12] 整整一包药都不管用

[00:03:12] And every single person is a slim shady lurkin

[00:03:14] 每一个人都是潜在的Slim Shady

[00:03:14] He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:17] 他也许在汉堡王工作，在你的洋葱圈上吐痰

[00:03:17] Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:18] 或者在停车场里兜圈子

[00:03:18] Screaming i don't give a f**k

[00:03:20] 大叫着，我什么都不管

[00:03:20] With his windows down and system up

[00:03:22] 摇下车窗，打开收音机

[00:03:22] So will the real shady please stand up

[00:03:23] 真正的Slim Shady请站起来

[00:03:23] And put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:26] 举起手来，竖起中指

[00:03:26] And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:29] 为自己失控发狂傲慢不已

[00:03:29] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:31] 再说一次，用最大的声音，那句话是什么

[00:03:31] Cuz i'm slim shady

[00:03:32] 因为我是Slim Shady

[00:03:32] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:33] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady

[00:03:33] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:35] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的

[00:03:35] So won't the real slim shady

[00:03:36] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady

[00:03:36] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:40] 站起来给大家看看

[00:03:40] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:03:41] 因为我是Slim Shady

[00:03:41] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:42] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady

[00:03:42] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:44] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的

[00:03:44] So won't the real slim shady

[00:03:45] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady

[00:03:45] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:49] 站起来给大家看看

[00:03:49] I'm slim shady

[00:03:50] 我是Slim Shady

[00:03:50] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:51] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady

[00:03:51] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:53] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的

[00:03:53] So won't the real slim shady

[00:03:54] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady

[00:03:54] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:58] 站起来给大家看看

[00:03:58] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:03:59] 因为我是Slim Shady

[00:03:59] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:04:00] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady

[00:04:00] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:04:02] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的

[00:04:02] So won't the real slim shady

[00:04:04] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady

[00:04:04] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:04:08] 站起来给大家看看

[00:04:08] Haha

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