《第089集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 独霸山东铁罗汉窦墩

[00:00:04] 管了一档闲事儿

[00:00:07] 结果吃亏上当

[00:00:11] 那个自称姓牛的老牛头

[00:00:15] 说的全是谎话

[00:00:19] 窦尔敦想把他抓住

[00:00:21] 问个水落石出

[00:00:23] 他为什么这么干

[00:00:25] 是何居心

[00:00:28] 但这老头儿跑挺快

[00:00:30] 施展陆地飞腾法

[00:00:33] 滋溜钻进侯家寨

[00:00:35] 是踪迹不见

[00:00:39] 窦尔敦头次到这儿来

[00:00:41] 人生地不熟

[00:00:44] 一瞅这侯家寨还挺大

[00:00:47] 一条大街

[00:00:48] 笔管条直

[00:00:50] 两旁边都是住户

[00:00:52] 还有几家买卖

[00:00:54] 街上行人也不少

[00:00:57] 谁知这老头儿钻到哪个院去了

[00:01:01] 哎呀

[00:01:02] 豆都是深感为难呢

[00:01:05] 其实说到这儿

[00:01:06] 咱得查几句

[00:01:09] 古往今来

[00:01:10] 吃亏上当者大有人在

[00:01:14] 就拿今天来说

[00:01:16] 咱也不例外呀

[00:01:19] 你比方说买东西净些假货

[00:01:23] 以次充好

[00:01:25] 以假乱真

[00:01:27] 我们稍不留神就得上当

[00:01:30] 而且这社会上骗人的勾当还特别多

[00:01:35] 什么卖假表的

[00:01:37] 卖假药的

[00:01:39] 最近听说还有拍花的

[00:01:42] 这玩意儿也抬了头了

[00:01:44] 不仅拍孩子

[00:01:46] 还拍大人

[00:01:48] 你说这玩意儿可怕不可怕呀

[00:01:52] 前些时法制文萃报刊登了几篇文章

[00:01:58] 那上面举了不少例子

[00:02:02] 有的人出于好心

[00:02:04] 正在街上走呢

[00:02:06] 来个人跟您打听

[00:02:08] 诶诶先生我这同志

[00:02:10] 我问一问

[00:02:11] 呃

[00:02:12] 上前门怎么走

[00:02:14] 坐多少路车

[00:02:16] 你说谁能不告诉他呀

[00:02:18] 啊你坐多少路车

[00:02:20] 多少路车

[00:02:21] 怎么走怎么走

[00:02:23] 在你答复的时候不注意

[00:02:25] 他把这药就给你吹上了

[00:02:28] 这一吹

[00:02:30] 你神志昏迷

[00:02:32] 诶

[00:02:33] 他说什么你就听什么

[00:02:35] 他叫你把兜里钱都拿出来

[00:02:38] 你就如处拿出来

[00:02:39] 不够还回家给他取去

[00:02:42] 还有上银行储蓄所把款提出来交给他的

[00:02:46] 等你清醒过来

[00:02:48] 悔之晚矣

[00:02:51] 因此

[00:02:52] 我们处处事事多加留神

[00:02:55] 但这个坏人跟好人毕竟有区别

[00:02:59] 我们要留上神

[00:03:01] 注上意

[00:03:02] 就避免吃亏上当

[00:03:05] 闲言少叙

[00:03:06] 书归正文单说铁罗汉窦敦

[00:03:10] 找老牛头

[00:03:12] 怎么也找不着了

[00:03:14] 他正在十字路口来回转悠呢

[00:03:17] 从北边来伙人

[00:03:20] 这些人笑呵呵直奔窦尔敦

[00:03:24] 一个个穿的是长袍短褂

[00:03:28] 彬彬有礼

[00:03:30] 为首这人40 岁

[00:03:32] 挂零

[00:03:33] 穿的干净利落

[00:03:35] 冲着窦尔敦一抱拳

[00:03:38] 请问大师傅

[00:03:40] 您姓窦吗

[00:03:42] 嗯

[00:03:44] 窦尔敦就是一愣

[00:03:45] 啊

[00:03:46] 没来过

[00:03:47] 没熟人

[00:03:49] 他怎么知道我姓窦呢

[00:03:51] 啊

[00:03:52] 你是什么人

[00:03:53] 诶

[00:03:54] 奉我家庄主所差来接您来了

[00:03:59] 眼前就到庄主的家了

[00:04:02] 您请吧

[00:04:03] 你们是什么人

[00:04:05] 我们就是侯家寨的本地户啊

[00:04:08] 就本地的老百姓

[00:04:10] 有哪些不明白的事儿

[00:04:13] 您到家里一坐就都清楚了

[00:04:16] 走吧

[00:04:16] 请吧

[00:04:18] 豆蹲详也行

[00:04:20] 我一定要查个水落石出

[00:04:23] 跟着这伙人往南走

[00:04:28] 一拐弯儿

[00:04:29] 到了一座府门外头

[00:04:31] 窦尔敦抬头一看

[00:04:33] 嚯

[00:04:33] 好气派

[00:04:36] 没想到这小小的侯家寨还有这么气派的庄宅

[00:04:41] 高大的门楼

[00:04:43] 天鼓响的门洞

[00:04:45] 黑漆大门

[00:04:47] 左右都分开了九凳青石头台阶

[00:04:52] 八字照壁

[00:04:54] 卧砖到顶

[00:04:56] 围墙都有一丈多高

[00:04:58] 往府门外观看

[00:05:00] 站着四个彪形大汉

[00:05:03] 各执刀枪

[00:05:05] 一个个雄赳赳

[00:05:07] 气昂昂

[00:05:09] 就好像前方的将士差不多少

[00:05:13] 领窦尔敦来的人往里相让

[00:05:17] 大师

[00:05:18] 里边请

[00:05:19] 里边请

[00:05:20] 窦墩不顾一切是昂然而入啊

[00:05:24] 进这院儿一看

[00:05:26] 哎呀

[00:05:26] 这院儿可够大的

[00:05:28] 方砖铺地

[00:05:30] 有四个巨大的荷花岗

[00:05:33] 中间是甬路

[00:05:35] 两边是豹廊

[00:05:38] 这院里人可不少

[00:05:39] 一个个把目光都投向窦墩

[00:05:44] 都是蹲心说

[00:05:45] 贼妖甭问

[00:05:48] 这贼眼可不小啊

[00:05:50] 管你是什么呢

[00:05:52] 就即使是龙潭虎穴

[00:05:55] 我也不惧

[00:05:57] 到二道门首请他的人站住了

[00:06:01] 大师请留步

[00:06:03] 我们到里送个信儿

[00:06:05] 我家庄主吩咐了

[00:06:07] 要亲自迎接

[00:06:10] 这帮人走了

[00:06:12] 窦蹲倒

[00:06:13] 背着双手来回直溜在这儿等着

[00:06:17] 这心呢

[00:06:19] 乱成麻了

[00:06:21] 他不明白究竟怎么回事

[00:06:25] 正在这么时候

[00:06:26] 就听见朗声大笑

[00:06:29] 哈哈哈哈

[00:06:32] 哎呀

[00:06:34] 今天喜鹊登之

[00:06:37] 必有贵客临门呐

[00:06:40] 哈哈

[00:06:43] 说说笑笑

[00:06:45] 来到二门

[00:06:47] 窦尔敦抬头一看

[00:06:49] 嚯出来不少人

[00:06:51] 不看则可

[00:06:52] 一看就是一愣

[00:06:54] 愣什么呢

[00:06:56] 自称姓牛

[00:06:58] 那个老牛头在左边

[00:07:02] 还是那身打扮

[00:07:04] 不过原来哭丧个脸

[00:07:07] 又说被抢又说丢了人了

[00:07:11] 那五官作的都成包子了

[00:07:14] 这会儿再看

[00:07:16] 笑逐颜开是红光满面呢

[00:07:21] 别看穿着打扮一般

[00:07:24] 但是从五官相貌上来看

[00:07:27] 是一表堂堂

[00:07:29] 俩眼倍儿亮

[00:07:31] 往下垂首一看

[00:07:33] 有个娇俏的女孩儿

[00:07:36] 嗯

[00:07:38] 正是丢失那个巧莲

[00:07:41] 巧莲换了衣服了

[00:07:43] 衣着华丽

[00:07:45] 是珠光宝气呀

[00:07:48] 呲着一颗小虎牙

[00:07:50] 乐着就出来了

[00:07:52] 往正中一看

[00:07:54] 靠正中央有个活鬼

[00:07:58] 头发长有三尺

[00:08:00] 散发披肩

[00:08:02] 这张脸一点人色都没有

[00:08:05] 煞白煞白的

[00:08:09] 短眉毛

[00:08:10] 耷拉眼角

[00:08:11] 耙鼻子

[00:08:13] 鲶鱼嘴

[00:08:14] 一嘴大板牙往外支支着

[00:08:17] 两个眼睛都冒蓝光

[00:08:20] 穿的衣服是又肥又大呀

[00:08:23] 窦尔敦一看

[00:08:24] 谁呀

[00:08:26] 正是魔山老母毕凤莲

[00:08:31] 嗯

[00:08:32] 怎么是他

[00:08:35] 窦尔敦脑袋嗡了一声

[00:08:39] 他倒不是什么怕死

[00:08:41] 出乎意料

[00:08:44] 怎么这个老妖婆子跑到这儿来了

[00:08:47] 真是仇家相遇啊

[00:08:50] 窦尔敦就一愣

[00:08:54] 再看地凤莲乐着来到窦尔敦近前

[00:09:00] 窦大侠

[00:09:04] 没想到吧

[00:09:07] 我们又在这儿见了面了

[00:09:11] 窦大侠一向可好啊

[00:09:14] 听说现在你可了不起了

[00:09:18] 坐上了山东头把金角椅

[00:09:22] 把他处的总头领贺号带话

[00:09:27] 你这脸从地上都露到天顶上去了

[00:09:35] 毕凤莲

[00:09:36] 怎么你在这儿

[00:09:38] 哟哟哟哟

[00:09:40] 瞧你问的

[00:09:42] 腿在我身上长着

[00:09:45] 我哪儿不许溜达呀

[00:09:47] 这又怎么样了

[00:09:49] 不过窦大侠你放心

[00:09:52] 今儿个老娘并无恶意呀

[00:09:55] 嗯

[00:09:56] 我是特为接你来的

[00:09:59] 有什么话屋里谈吧

[00:10:03] 你还怕我暗下毒手不成吗

[00:10:07] 哼

[00:10:08] 谅你也不敢

[00:10:11] 好好好好

[00:10:13] 那就里边请

[00:10:17] 说话间

[00:10:18] 众星捧月一般把窦尔敦接进二道院的待客厅

[00:10:26] 进了客厅一看

[00:10:28] 真阔气

[00:10:29] 屋里是珠光宝气

[00:10:33] 迎面是一张八仙桌

[00:10:36] 两旁两溜太师椅和茶几

[00:10:41] 门口里边站着十几名大汉

[00:10:44] 都垂首四立

[00:10:48] 毕凤莲往屋相让

[00:10:51] 请窦尔敦坐了上座

[00:10:54] 窦墩也没客气

[00:10:55] 昂然而坐

[00:10:57] 毕凤莲的下手相陪

[00:11:00] 自称老牛头的挨着毕凤莲

[00:11:04] 挨着老头儿的就是那个巧莲

[00:11:07] 其他人垂手站在左右

[00:11:11] 李凤莲

[00:11:13] 吩咐一声

[00:11:13] 来呀

[00:11:15] 这是我老朋友了

[00:11:17] 把我刘南最好的茶叶泡上一壶

[00:11:22] 让我们窦大侠清清嗓子

[00:11:27] 说话间

[00:11:28] 茶水摆上来了

[00:11:31] 毕凤莲刚想倒水

[00:11:33] 都是蹲一摆

[00:11:35] 手慢

[00:11:37] 前辈什么意思

[00:11:41] 您能不能跟我讲说清楚

[00:11:44] 说完了再喝水也不迟

[00:11:47] 急什么呢

[00:11:49] 天儿长着喝呢

[00:11:51] 也不耽误你上河间府比武

[00:11:55] 诶

[00:11:56] 别着急

[00:11:57] 咱慢慢唠

[00:11:59] 你不明白的事儿呢

[00:12:01] 早晚就都清楚了

[00:12:03] 大家说是不是

[00:12:04] 哈哈哈哈

[00:12:08] 那老牛头站起来

[00:12:11] 窦大侠久闻大名

[00:12:14] 金姓得见

[00:12:16] 三生有幸啊

[00:12:17] 来人

[00:12:19] 拿酒来

[00:12:22] 有人把酒壶酒杯拿来了

[00:12:25] 这老头儿亲自给窦墩满了一杯

[00:12:29] 双手往前一递

[00:12:32] 窦大侠为我们相视

[00:12:35] 请你先喝了这杯

[00:12:37] 然后有话咱再慢慢说这

[00:12:43] 窦军就一愣

[00:12:45] 因为面对这些人

[00:12:47] 不得不加小心

[00:12:50] 老头儿乐了

[00:12:51] 怎么

[00:12:52] 窦大侠怀疑酒中有毒不成

[00:12:56] 您不敢喝

[00:12:59] 这窦尔敦就怕激将法

[00:13:02] 心里话

[00:13:03] 明知是当也得上

[00:13:05] 有毒我也得喝

[00:13:07] 不能让他将军把我僵住

[00:13:11] 窦尔敦想到这

[00:13:12] 一仰脖孤打

[00:13:14] 一杯酒喝干了

[00:13:17] 老头儿一看

[00:13:18] 好痛快痛快

[00:13:21] 不愧是顶天立地的英雄

[00:13:24] 我服了

[00:13:27] 您是哪位

[00:13:29] 对了

[00:13:31] 小老二还没报号呢

[00:13:34] 我说姓牛啊

[00:13:36] 那是胡说八道

[00:13:38] 我不姓牛

[00:13:40] 我姓侯啊

[00:13:43] 侯家寨

[00:13:44] 侯家寨大部分都姓侯

[00:13:47] 大侯小侯半的侯

[00:13:50] 这赶上花果山了

[00:13:52] 诶

[00:13:53] 我姓侯

[00:13:54] 我叫侯殿飞

[00:13:56] 我就是这儿的庄主

[00:13:58] 有个小小的绰号叫西霸天

[00:14:02] 哦

[00:14:04] 知道了

[00:14:05] 知道了

[00:14:07] 因为那伙计陈二做过介绍

[00:14:11] 窦尔敦心里头能记住了

[00:14:14] 哦

[00:14:15] 他就是侯殿飞

[00:14:16] 西霸天

[00:14:19] 窦尔敦点了点头

[00:14:21] 诶

[00:14:22] 这是我孙女

[00:14:24] 叫巧莲

[00:14:25] 其实是名儿没提姓

[00:14:28] 她叫侯巧莲

[00:14:30] 哈哈

[00:14:31] 哎呀

[00:14:33] 窦大侠呀

[00:14:34] 在你眼前

[00:14:35] 我们变了个戏法

[00:14:37] 调皮跟您呢游戏了一番

[00:14:41] 您可别当真啊

[00:14:43] 万望大侠胸宽似海

[00:14:46] 不计前嫌

[00:14:48] 能饶恕我们

[00:14:50] 我们也是迫不得已而为之

[00:14:53] 那巧莲呢

[00:14:55] 站起身来

[00:14:56] 向窦尔敦一拜

[00:14:58] 笑了笑

[00:14:59] 并没多说

[00:15:02] 窦尔敦就问

[00:15:03] 前辈

[00:15:05] 你我素不相识

[00:15:07] 因何拿我取笑

[00:15:10] 你这是何意

[00:15:11] 对这你问我没用

[00:15:14] 我也是奉命行事

[00:15:17] 请你问问磨山老母就清楚了

[00:15:22] 对呀对呀

[00:15:25] 我说窦大侠呀

[00:15:27] 你别像连珠炮似的这么发问

[00:15:31] 方才老申讲过

[00:15:34] 别着急

[00:15:35] 咱慢慢谈

[00:15:37] 窦墩坐下

[00:15:39] 毕凤莲亲自给窦尔敦满了杯茶

[00:15:43] 然后自己又倒了一杯

[00:15:45] 鸭子腿一拧

[00:15:46] 是摇头晃脑

[00:15:48] 啪啪啪啪啪

[00:15:50] 把经过讲述一遍

[00:15:54] 窦尔敦听完了

[00:15:56] 恍然大悟

[00:15:58] 那个说怎么回事儿呢

[00:16:00] 说书人还得从头讲

[00:16:04] 您还记得吗

[00:16:06] 在鹿王台比武之前

[00:16:10] 毕凤莲到了赖九成的府上

[00:16:13] 就到了镖局子

[00:16:16] 非要跟窦尔敦一决雌雄

[00:16:19] 院里还支了一口大油锅

[00:16:22] 谁输了谁跳油锅

[00:16:25] 就在那种情况下

[00:16:27] 窦敦依然给他手下留情

[00:16:31] 放他逃走了

[00:16:33] 打那之后

[00:16:34] 毕凤莲离开了山东啊

[00:16:38] 回到家里头

[00:16:40] 这毕凤莲呢

[00:16:42] 就病了20 多天

[00:16:44] 他也是人

[00:16:46] 他也有七情六欲

[00:16:48] 这回他变了个儿了

[00:16:51] 原来恨豆敦恨得要命

[00:16:54] 恨的丁丁的经过认真的反思

[00:16:59] 他看出来了

[00:17:00] 自己不对

[00:17:02] 窦尔敦是好人呢

[00:17:04] 那么

[00:17:05] 自从见了窦尔敦之后

[00:17:07] 竟是自己挑衅了窦尔敦

[00:17:10] 饶自己不是一次啊

[00:17:13] 那么人心都是肉长的

[00:17:15] 扪心自问

[00:17:17] 觉着有点儿良心受谴责

[00:17:20] 咱也说过

[00:17:22] 毕凤莲就是这么个人

[00:17:24] 诶

[00:17:25] 他有时候也做点好事儿

[00:17:27] 也有点儿侠肝义胆

[00:17:30] 后来病好了

[00:17:32] 毕凤莲一琢磨

[00:17:34] 我欠了窦尔敦情了

[00:17:37] 我得想法补报

[00:17:39] 这人真不错

[00:17:41] 往后我们还得教一教

[00:17:44] 就带着这种想法来找他的好朋友

[00:17:48] 就是侯殿飞

[00:17:51] 侯殿飞西八天

[00:17:53] 那是有一号的威震武强县

[00:17:57] 跟毕凤莲多年的交情了

[00:18:00] 毕凤莲一来

[00:18:02] 侯殿飞盛情款待

[00:18:05] 到晚上没事儿常谈

[00:18:08] 他们两个人呢

[00:18:09] 无话不谈

[00:18:11] 而且谈的非常直爽

[00:18:13] 有时候还开几句玩笑

[00:18:17] 侯殿飞就问我

[00:18:20] 老伙计

[00:18:21] 你究竟有什么事来找我来

[00:18:24] 你是夜猫子

[00:18:25] 进宅无事不来呀

[00:18:27] 哎

[00:18:28] 别提了

[00:18:30] 老朋友

[00:18:31] 我栽了跟头了是吗

[00:18:35] 就凭您这么高的武艺

[00:18:37] 还能栽跟头

[00:18:38] 栽了栽的非常惨呢

[00:18:42] 我要败到其他人手下

[00:18:45] 还有情可说

[00:18:46] 我败到一个陌生人手下了

[00:18:50] 此人叫铜头铁罗汉刀尔敦呢

[00:18:54] 多尔敦哟

[00:18:56] 我真听说这么一个人

[00:18:58] 这人听说挺了不起

[00:19:01] 怎么拜的

[00:19:02] 你听我道来吧

[00:19:05] 毕凤莲也没隐瞒

[00:19:07] 把自己怎么比武

[00:19:10] 怎么回事儿

[00:19:11] 怎么回事儿

[00:19:12] 一次两次三次的经过如实的介绍了一遍

[00:19:16] 他这人就这手好

[00:19:18] 栽跟头就是栽跟头

[00:19:20] 露脸就是露脸

[00:19:23] 侯殿飞听完了

[00:19:25] 不住的点头

[00:19:26] 啊

[00:19:27] 那这么说你找我来

[00:19:31] 是想叫我给你帮忙报仇喽

[00:19:34] 把姓窦的如何长短喽

[00:19:37] 错了

[00:19:38] 错了

[00:19:40] 要以往啊

[00:19:41] 我备不住这么想

[00:19:43] 现在我想

[00:19:45] 怪我不对呀

[00:19:47] 窦儿敦好样的

[00:19:50] 别看年轻

[00:19:52] 胸宽似海呀

[00:19:54] 这人胸襟开阔

[00:19:57] 令人佩服

[00:19:59] 我拍心口

[00:20:01] 我想了想

[00:20:02] 人家没有不对的地方

[00:20:05] 全怪我不对呀

[00:20:07] 我打算找个机会呀

[00:20:09] 补报补报

[00:20:11] 这人情我欠人家的

[00:20:13] 我想法得报恩

[00:20:16] 在关键的时候呢

[00:20:18] 我想给他帮帮忙

[00:20:19] 嘿

[00:20:21] 我这太阳从西边出来的

[00:20:24] 你还有这份好心

[00:20:26] 瞧你说的

[00:20:27] 我也是人吗

[00:20:30] 那我能给你干什么

[00:20:33] 我现在呢

[00:20:35] 也说不准

[00:20:36] 反正将来你记住

[00:20:38] 见着窦尔敦呢

[00:20:40] 你要多亲多近

[00:20:42] 你跟他处好了

[00:20:44] 也代表我一份

[00:20:46] 对不对呢

[00:20:47] 当然

[00:20:47] 主要的是由我来报恩

[00:20:49] 别的先甭提了

[00:20:51] 我先在你这儿住些日子

[00:20:53] 好欢迎欢迎

[00:20:55] 毕风莲就住在这儿了

[00:20:58] 说来也巧

[00:21:00] 前些日子这来个人

[00:21:04] 谁呀

[00:21:06] 正是登州派的副派主燕国顺

[00:21:11] 就是燕国祥他哥

[00:21:14] 燕国祥让窦尔敦清理门户给杀了

[00:21:19] 燕国顺表面不敢反抗

[00:21:22] 心里不服啊

[00:21:24] 恨透了

[00:21:26] 窦顿了

[00:21:27] 心说

[00:21:28] 我找谁给我帮忙出出气呢

[00:21:31] 在山东怕走了风

[00:21:34] 他就想起来侯殿飞了

[00:21:37] 心说找我的好哥们儿去把这事儿跟他诉说诉说

[00:21:42] 让他给我帮帮忙

[00:21:44] 就这么他来了

[00:21:45] 毕凤莲也在这儿呢

[00:21:48] 这燕国顺一进屋

[00:21:50] 摇头叹息

[00:21:52] 二目垂泪

[00:21:54] 唉声叹气

[00:21:55] 侯殿飞就问他

[00:21:57] 怎么回事儿啊

[00:21:58] 你身为登州派的派主

[00:22:02] 你那么高的身份

[00:22:04] 还至于掉眼泪吗

[00:22:05] 哎

[00:22:06] 一言难尽呐

[00:22:07] 我兄弟燕国祥死了啊

[00:22:11] 怎么死的

[00:22:12] 让窦敦给杀了

[00:22:15] 他把经过讲述一遍

[00:22:18] 丢人的事儿他不说

[00:22:20] 他不说他兄弟抢男霸女

[00:22:23] 他就说嘛

[00:22:24] 人非圣贤

[00:22:25] 孰能无过呀

[00:22:27] 我兄弟比我年轻的多

[00:22:29] 那么看上美貌的女人做点错事

[00:22:34] 这也不奇怪

[00:22:36] 窦尔敦为了树立她的淫威

[00:22:39] 抓我兄弟一朝之错

[00:22:41] 什么以正门规在泰山把他杀了

[00:22:45] 我实在咽不下这口气

[00:22:47] 恳请老朋友给我帮忙

[00:22:50] 这就是以往的经过

[00:22:52] 哦

[00:22:53] 这么回事儿

[00:22:54] 好好好

[00:22:55] 那你先住下

[00:22:56] 咱们从长计议

[00:22:59] 他把燕国顺安顿下来

[00:23:03] 背着他不知道请示毕凤莲

[00:23:06] 你看这个事儿应该怎么办

[00:23:10] 毕凤莲冷笑了两声

[00:23:12] 他妈

[00:23:13] 这猴崽子

[00:23:14] 信口雌黄

[00:23:15] 颠倒是非

[00:23:17] 可杀不可留