《水浒0119》歌词

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[00:00:02] 朱富和李逵在返回的半路上

[00:00:08] 迎面正遇上青岩虎李云

[00:00:15] 原来李云喝的酒比较少

[00:00:20] 肉吃的也不那么多

[00:00:23] 所以啊

[00:00:25] 这麻醉药力量不那么大

[00:00:29] 时间不长

[00:00:30] 他就明白过来了

[00:00:33] 等李云明白过来

[00:00:35] 放眼一看

[00:00:36] 哎呀

[00:00:40] 把他急的一蹦多高啊

[00:00:43] 心说朱父

[00:00:45] 我上了你的当了

[00:00:47] 你可把我坑苦了

[00:00:52] 李逵跑我都活不了

[00:00:56] 何况死了这么多的人呢

[00:00:59] 我岂能与你善罢甘休

[00:01:03] 估摸着他也跑不远

[00:01:06] 故此提了条花枪在后边儿就追

[00:01:11] 没想到迎面遇上朱福和李逵了

[00:01:19] 这李云一看哪

[00:01:21] 咬碎钢牙

[00:01:22] 抖枪便刺

[00:01:25] 姓朱的

[00:01:26] 拿命来

[00:01:27] 招招砰楞砰

[00:01:29] 噌噌噌噌就好几枪

[00:01:36] 朱父手提单刀

[00:01:39] 左架右拦

[00:01:41] 蹿蹦躲闪

[00:01:43] 师傅

[00:01:45] 您留情

[00:01:46] 师傅

[00:01:47] 我有下情回禀

[00:01:49] 你先别动手

[00:01:53] 李云收住招儿

[00:01:55] 瞪着眼

[00:01:57] 你还有什么话说

[00:01:59] 师傅啊

[00:02:03] 您容我把话说完

[00:02:06] 是我这么做有点对不起您

[00:02:12] 但是你得看大局呀

[00:02:17] 我把实情全告诉您吧

[00:02:21] 我哥哥就是梁山的头领旱地忽略朱贵

[00:02:29] 我呢

[00:02:30] 在沂水县城里开个酒馆儿

[00:02:36] 到了关键时候

[00:02:38] 我能不向着我哥哥吗

[00:02:42] 我哥哥是暗中保护黑旋风李逵的

[00:02:46] 李逵叫你们拿住

[00:02:50] 我们能不救吗

[00:02:53] 故此

[00:02:54] 我们才使了麻药啊

[00:02:57] 这也是迫不得已而为之

[00:03:01] 师傅

[00:03:01] 您是明白人

[00:03:04] 假如我们有心要你的命

[00:03:07] 你还能活着吗

[00:03:10] 那么多的人都死于刀下

[00:03:12] 为什么没杀您

[00:03:16] 那就是我求的情

[00:03:18] 因为咱们师徒啊

[00:03:20] 感情不错

[00:03:22] 故此给您留了情了

[00:03:26] 其实我们要跑早跑了

[00:03:30] 为什么又回来了呢

[00:03:32] 就是弟子对老师放心不下

[00:03:36] 觉着对不起您

[00:03:39] 故此

[00:03:39] 半道儿我们又回来了

[00:03:42] 来接师傅您来了

[00:03:45] 师傅

[00:03:47] 宋天子无道

[00:03:50] 权臣卖国

[00:03:52] 民不聊生

[00:03:54] 你是最清楚不过的

[00:03:57] 这样无道的昏君

[00:03:59] 保他作甚

[00:04:03] 您平常也没少发牢骚

[00:04:06] 恨透了这些当官的

[00:04:09] 您又何必身穿宫服给他们使唤

[00:04:15] 我说

[00:04:16] 这也是天意该着

[00:04:18] 师傅

[00:04:20] 您现在走投无路

[00:04:23] 唯一就是跟着弟子投奔梁山

[00:04:29] 梁山的天王晁盖是当世的豪杰

[00:04:35] 呼保义宋江乃是当世的好汉

[00:04:41] 您要去了

[00:04:42] 绝不能亏待您哪

[00:04:45] 师傅

[00:04:46] 跟我们一块儿去梁山吧

[00:04:49] 啊呀呀

[00:04:50] 呸

[00:04:52] 祝福

[00:04:55] 你竟敢说这种大逆不道的话

[00:04:59] 我跟你完不了啊

[00:05:01] 招枪

[00:05:02] 砰砰砰砰

[00:05:06] 又是几枪

[00:05:08] 李逵在旁边站着呢

[00:05:11] 李逵这火儿腾就上来

[00:05:14] 他一看

[00:05:15] 这朱富一个呢

[00:05:18] 抹不开跟师傅动手

[00:05:20] 招招架架

[00:05:21] 躲躲闪闪

[00:05:24] 第二个呢

[00:05:25] 就即使真翻脸动手

[00:05:28] 也打不过李云

[00:05:30] 那能耐差着老大一截儿呢

[00:05:33] 李逵等不了了

[00:05:35] 时间拖长了

[00:05:37] 官府来了援兵

[00:05:38] 谁也走不了了

[00:05:41] 故此

[00:05:41] 李逵大吼一声

[00:05:43] 拎着刀

[00:05:44] 他冲上来了

[00:05:47] 那位说

[00:05:47] 李逵不使斧子吗

[00:05:49] 怎么使刀了啊

[00:05:52] 前文书咱交代的清楚

[00:05:56] 李逵临下山之时

[00:05:59] 宋江怕他惹祸

[00:06:01] 把斧子给他留到山寨上了

[00:06:04] 不让他带

[00:06:06] 所以李逵手里没家伙

[00:06:09] 他换了把刀

[00:06:14] 且说李逵嗷一声冲上来

[00:06:18] 让朱父躲开

[00:06:19] 大战青岩虎

[00:06:24] 那李云虽然有能耐

[00:06:27] 可打不过李逵呀

[00:06:30] 二十几个回合之后

[00:06:32] 让李逵上边一晃

[00:06:34] 底下一脚正踹在小肚子上

[00:06:38] 李云是翻身摔倒

[00:06:41] 李逵跳过来

[00:06:43] 双手捧刀就要下绝情

[00:06:48] 朱富窜过来了

[00:06:50] 伸双手把李逵的胳膊给抱住了

[00:06:54] 慢

[00:06:55] 李大哥

[00:06:56] 手下留情

[00:06:58] 师傅

[00:07:01] 别再执迷不悟了

[00:07:04] 听弟子的话吧

[00:07:07] 赶紧跟我走吧

[00:07:09] 不然呢

[00:07:11] 我可救不了您了

[00:07:14] 这个

[00:07:17] 那李云也不是木头疙瘩

[00:07:23] 到了这会儿

[00:07:24] 他脑袋冷静冷静

[00:07:26] 吧嗒吧嗒滋味儿

[00:07:28] 一想也只好如此了

[00:07:32] 其实那个心底呀

[00:07:34] 他很赞成梁山的英雄好汉

[00:07:37] 也久闻晁盖和宋江的大名

[00:07:41] 事到如今

[00:07:43] 只好点头应允

[00:07:46] 好吧

[00:07:47] 兄弟

[00:07:49] 听人劝

[00:07:50] 吃饱饭

[00:07:51] 我就跟你赶奔梁山

[00:07:55] 师傅太好了

[00:07:58] 李逵把大嘴一咧

[00:07:59] 也乐了

[00:08:02] 这算你小子明白

[00:08:04] 不然的话

[00:08:05] 我就把你切开晾着

[00:08:07] 走走走

[00:08:07] 走了三个人后

[00:08:11] 赶撵上旱地忽绿朱贵

[00:08:17] 彼此介绍完了

[00:08:18] 不敢走大道

[00:08:20] 绕小路回到梁山

[00:08:25] 宋江 晁盖

[00:08:27] 军师吴用列队迎接

[00:08:30] 呀

[00:08:32] 李云真没想到这几位梁山的头领如此礼贤下士

[00:08:39] 心说我算个什么东西

[00:08:42] 充其量是沂水县县衙三班的一个小督头

[00:08:49] 换句话说

[00:08:50] 我是个狗屎的奴才

[00:08:54] 梁山的几位头领还列队接我

[00:08:58] 真是受之有愧呀

[00:09:01] 因此

[00:09:02] 李云倒身便拜

[00:09:05] 表明决心

[00:09:06] 愿投梁山效力

[00:09:10] 各位头领自然是欢迎了

[00:09:13] 等进了中央大厅

[00:09:17] 李逵诉说了探母的经过

[00:09:21] 后来说娘死了

[00:09:23] 被老虎吃了

[00:09:25] 又杀死四只虎

[00:09:27] 把这经过讲述一遍

[00:09:30] 朱贵

[00:09:30] 朱富把怎么救的李逵

[00:09:34] 怎么收的李云这些详细的经过也禀明

[00:09:39] 众人听完

[00:09:40] 是先惊而后喜呀

[00:09:44] 晁盖说 真好

[00:09:47] 我李逵兄弟杀死四只虎

[00:09:51] 收了两只活虎

[00:09:55] 青眼儿虎李云

[00:09:57] 笑面虎朱富

[00:09:59] 这不是活虎吗

[00:10:01] 这也是可喜可贺呀

[00:10:04] 传令

[00:10:05] 热烈祝贺

[00:10:09] 就让这李云

[00:10:11] 朱富坐到白日鼠白胜的肩下

[00:10:18] 算梁山省第三十

[00:10:20] 第三十一名头领

[00:10:24] 那排上号儿

[00:10:26] 那就不含糊了

[00:10:28] 两个人自然非常高兴

[00:10:31] 在酒席宴前

[00:10:33] 宋公明跟天王晁盖

[00:10:37] 军师吴用一商议

[00:10:39] 把梁山的人呢重新调拨调拨做了明确规定

[00:10:47] 梁山的水军全归混江龙李俊管领

[00:10:56] 帮着混江龙李俊的就是阮氏三雄提调水军

[00:11:03] 步兵归豹子头林冲

[00:11:07] 霹雳火秦明

[00:11:08] 小李广

[00:11:09] 花荣管领

[00:11:12] 同时还设立左三寨

[00:11:15] 右三寨

[00:11:17] 前三关

[00:11:18] 后三寨

[00:11:20] 按部就班

[00:11:22] 全派了人了

[00:11:25] 连李云

[00:11:26] 朱富新来的

[00:11:28] 全都有明确的差事

[00:11:33] 大家是心服口服

[00:11:37] 可是在庆贺之余

[00:11:41] 宋江突然想起来了

[00:11:44] 有一个人儿不在

[00:11:46] 谁呀

[00:11:48] 入云龙公孙胜

[00:11:52] 梁山的副军师

[00:11:55] 前些时

[00:11:57] 李逵下山探母

[00:12:00] 公孙胜回冀州圆籍

[00:12:03] 也去探母

[00:12:05] 李逵回来了

[00:12:08] 公孙胜至今未归

[00:12:12] 大家也就担上心了

[00:12:15] 难道说

[00:12:16] 公孙先生遇上麻烦了

[00:12:20] 他是最精细的一个人呢

[00:12:23] 掐手指头一算

[00:12:24] 过了日期了

[00:12:26] 怎么还没回来

[00:12:28] 咱哪能不闻不问呢

[00:12:32] 大家越想越担心

[00:12:34] 最后宋江派神行太保戴宗赶奔冀州去一趟

[00:12:42] 如果见着公孙先生

[00:12:45] 务必把他请回梁山

[00:12:48] 万一发生事情

[00:12:49] 是速报

[00:12:50] 我知得立

[00:12:54] 戴宗辞别众人

[00:12:57] 下了梁山了

[00:12:59] 赶奔冀州

[00:13:02] 在这个路上啊

[00:13:04] 还遇上个熟人儿

[00:13:07] 这小伙子最棒人物

[00:13:10] 能有个二十七八岁儿

[00:13:13] 谁呀 姓杨

[00:13:15] 叫杨林

[00:13:17] 人送绰号叫锦豹子杨林

[00:13:22] 杨林前些年也摊了人命官司

[00:13:27] 在江州被押

[00:13:30] 那时候戴宗是两院的阶级

[00:13:35] 正好管他

[00:13:37] 后来呢

[00:13:38] 就把他给放了

[00:13:41] 杨林感恩不尽哪

[00:13:43] 至今不忘大恩

[00:13:45] 唉

[00:13:45] 没想到在半道上遇上这个杨林了

[00:13:50] 老熟人儿

[00:13:50] 一见面

[00:13:51] 找个地方好好谈谈吧

[00:13:54] 戴宗就问他

[00:13:56] 兄弟

[00:13:57] 这几年你怎么混的

[00:13:59] 唉 别提了

[00:14:01] 恩公啊

[00:14:02] 我现在有家难奔

[00:14:04] 有国难投啊

[00:14:06] 自从离开江州大牢之后

[00:14:10] 唉

[00:14:11] 我就干着这个了啊

[00:14:13] 哪个呀

[00:14:14] 就当了土匪了

[00:14:18] 打闷棍

[00:14:18] 套白狼

[00:14:21] 劫有钱的人

[00:14:22] 抢下银子来

[00:14:23] 勉强度日

[00:14:25] 东一头

[00:14:26] 西一头

[00:14:27] 白天都不敢露面

[00:14:29] 跟鬼差不多少

[00:14:31] 杨林说到这儿

[00:14:32] 嗨声叹气

[00:14:33] 直掉眼泪

[00:14:35] 戴宗非常同情

[00:14:38] 我说兄弟

[00:14:39] 既然这样

[00:14:41] 你怎么不投奔水泊梁山呢

[00:14:44] 我倒想去

[00:14:46] 人家能要我吗

[00:14:47] 唉 这话说的

[00:14:50] 梁山招贤纳士啊

[00:14:53] 你要去了

[00:14:54] 一准欢迎

[00:14:56] 那太好了

[00:14:58] 我求恩公就给我做个介绍人吧

[00:15:01] 那行行行

[00:15:03] 哎呀 戴宗说

[00:15:04] 不过现在我有事儿啊

[00:15:07] 我去访一个人

[00:15:09] 我还不能回梁山

[00:15:11] 不然的话

[00:15:12] 我给你写封信

[00:15:14] 你自己先去吧

[00:15:15] 啊 别介

[00:15:17] 我谁也不认得

[00:15:19] 万一引起大家的疑心

[00:15:22] 多有不便

[00:15:23] 恩公啊

[00:15:25] 您一个人儿怪苦闷的

[00:15:27] 我陪着您得了

[00:15:29] 等您办完事儿

[00:15:31] 我跟您一块儿回梁山不是挺好吗

[00:15:35] 唉 可也行

[00:15:37] 你看戴宗还找了个伴儿

[00:15:40] 多这么个人儿可太好了

[00:15:43] 有唠嗑

[00:15:44] 有解闷的

[00:15:46] 一个人是死的

[00:15:47] 俩人人是活的

[00:15:48] 方便多了

[00:15:50] 他们俩结伴赶奔济州

[00:15:55] 路过一座大山

[00:15:57] 叫饮马川

[00:16:00] 可这座大山山岭相连哪

[00:16:03] 怪石横生

[00:16:06] 戴宗看了看我说

[00:16:09] 这地方太凶险了

[00:16:11] 咱还真得住点儿夜啊

[00:16:14] 翻过这架大山去

[00:16:15] 就离这冀州不远了

[00:16:17] 杨林说

[00:16:17] 可不是吗

[00:16:18] 咱还真得留点神

[00:16:20] 话音未尽

[00:16:24] 嗤

[00:16:28] 锣声响亮

[00:16:29] 呼哨震天

[00:16:31] 在面前就出现一只人马拦住去路

[00:16:35] 戴宗一看

[00:16:38] 来了

[00:16:40] 真得留点儿神哪

[00:16:43] 二人嗯蹦簧拽出刀来

[00:16:45] 往后倒退了几步

[00:16:48] 拉好了架势

[00:16:49] 是定睛观看

[00:16:50] 头前这一百多人儿分燕翅形分开

[00:16:57] 正中央闯出两员好汉

[00:17:04] 一丑一俊

[00:17:06] 先说这丑的

[00:17:09] 长得身高过丈

[00:17:11] 膀大腰圆哪

[00:17:13] 挺长挺长

[00:17:15] 一张大驴脸

[00:17:17] 宽脑门子

[00:17:18] 翘下巴

[00:17:19] 连鬓乐腮的胡子茬

[00:17:22] 两只眼珠子往外努努着

[00:17:26] 眼珠子上挂血血线

[00:17:30] 红红色

[00:17:32] 就好像五天五夜没睡觉了似的

[00:17:36] 其实不然

[00:17:37] 这人天生就这种眼睛

[00:17:40] 让人瞅着就那么害怕

[00:17:42] 在手里使着一丈二尺长的铁链儿

[00:17:48] 也不知道这是什么

[00:17:49] 兵刃下垂手这位穿白挂素

[00:17:56] 长得面白如玉

[00:17:58] 也是个大个子

[00:17:59] 浓眉毛大眼睛

[00:18:01] 肉皮儿挺细的

[00:18:04] 没想到这种俏皮的人儿也是山大王

[00:18:10] 手里使着一对鬼头刀

[00:18:15] 还没等戴宗说话呢

[00:18:17] 紧豹的杨林打算表现表现

[00:18:21] 那意思

[00:18:22] 将来我得投奔梁山哪

[00:18:25] 我多少得立点儿功啊

[00:18:28] 让我的恩公看一看

[00:18:29] 我不是个白痴宝儿

[00:18:32] 故此晃刀

[00:18:33] 他先跳过来了

[00:18:36] 把刀一横

[00:18:37] 眼珠子一瞪

[00:18:38] 脖子一耿

[00:18:39] 耿呔

[00:18:42] 你们干什么

[00:18:45] 光天化日

[00:18:46] 乾坤朗朗

[00:18:48] 你们打算劫道不成

[00:18:53] 对面那山大王

[00:18:55] 其中那个丑的

[00:18:57] 也就是那一对红眼珠子那位

[00:19:01] 很看不起那样子

[00:19:03] 撇着嘴打量打量

[00:19:06] 紧豹子杨林用鼻子眼儿哼了一声

[00:19:10] 哼

[00:19:12] 你算说对了

[00:19:15] 爷爷就是吃老横儿的

[00:19:19] 此山是我开

[00:19:21] 此树是我栽

[00:19:23] 要打此处

[00:19:25] 给我留下买路财啊

[00:19:31] 闹了半天是贼呀

[00:19:34] 未曾劫道抢银子之前

[00:19:38] 你们不把那狗眼睁大点儿

[00:19:40] 看看我们哥俩是何许人也

[00:19:45] 你们要知道我们是谁

[00:19:47] 借你一个胆子你也不敢

[00:19:50] 你们是谁

[00:19:52] 我乃锦豹子杨林是也

[00:19:56] 呀

[00:19:58] 杨林哪

[00:20:00] 野鸡没名

[00:20:01] 草鞋没号儿

[00:20:03] 谁知道你是他妈什么龟孙王八蛋

[00:20:07] 没听说过

[00:20:08] 问问你

[00:20:09] 嘴干净点儿啊

[00:20:11] 你没听说过我倒可以

[00:20:14] 你看看我身后那位是谁

[00:20:16] 他是谁

[00:20:17] 哼 我告诉你

[00:20:20] 要提起我这位哥哥

[00:20:22] 大有名望

[00:20:24] 想当初在江州衙署做过两院接级

[00:20:29] 后来大闹江州

[00:20:31] 投奔水泊梁山

[00:20:33] 现在是梁山头领之一

[00:20:37] 神行太保太宗是也

[00:20:43] 戴 戴宗啊

[00:20:44] 没听说过

[00:20:46] 妈

[00:20:46] 一对无名的小辈

[00:20:49] 杨林一听这个泄气呀

[00:20:50] 吹半天人家不认得

[00:20:53] 再看这难看的大王

[00:20:56] 晃动铁链子就跳过来

[00:20:58] 少他娘废话

[00:21:01] 留下银子来

[00:21:03] 呜呜呜

[00:21:04] 哗腾

[00:21:05] 哗啦哗啦抡铁链子就砸

[00:21:12] 锦豹子杨林这把刀还真不顶用

[00:21:16] 一是没人家铁链子长

[00:21:18] 二没有人家劲儿大

[00:21:21] 几个照面儿之后

[00:21:25] 让铁链子抽到刀上头

[00:21:28] 杨林这刀平着就飞出去了

[00:21:32] 飞出去好几丈远哪

[00:21:35] 吓得杨林是抱头逃回

[00:21:38] 戴宗手挺扑刀就跳过来了

[00:21:42] 兄弟

[00:21:43] 到我的后边

[00:21:44] 唉

[00:21:44] 这小子可厉害呀

[00:21:46] 恩公可注意

[00:21:48] 锦豹子杨林利用这机会去捡刀

[00:21:52] 戴宗过来了

[00:21:54] 其实戴宗那能耐也平常

[00:21:57] 稀松二五眼哪

[00:21:59] 跟这位一交手

[00:22:01] 不到十个照面儿

[00:22:03] 累的满头大汗呐

[00:22:07] 正在危险的时候

[00:22:10] 饮马川又来了一位寨主

[00:22:13] 骑着马下了山了

[00:22:16] 赶到出事地点

[00:22:17] 这位寨主在马鞍桥上掌身看了一看

[00:22:21] 唉

[00:22:23] 别打

[00:22:24] 别打啦

[00:22:27] 前面是戴宗戴大哥吗

[00:22:31] 唉 真没想到

[00:22:32] 又遇上熟人儿了

[00:22:35] 长得挺难看

[00:22:37] 那个大王赶紧收住铁链子

[00:22:40] 退归本队

[00:22:42] 戴宗合着朴刀

[00:22:44] 一边擦汗一边观看

[00:22:48] 这山大王到了近前了

[00:22:51] 从马上跳下来

[00:22:53] 抢步栖身来到戴宗面前

[00:22:56] 是倒身就跪呀

[00:22:59] 跪下了

[00:23:01] 大哥一向可好

[00:23:02] 小弟给您磕头了

[00:23:05] 唉呀

[00:23:06] 免礼免礼

[00:23:07] 不敢当

[00:23:07] 不敢当

[00:23:08] 我看看你是哪位

[00:23:12] 戴宗给他相了相面

[00:23:14] 忽然想起来了

[00:23:15] 唉呀

[00:23:16] 贤弟 是你呀

[00:23:18] 是我呀

[00:23:20] 唉呀 贤弟

[00:23:21] 我是昼思夜想

[00:23:24] 我可没想到你干了这行呢

[00:23:26] 哎呀

[00:23:28] 大哥

[00:23:28] 人这一生很难预料啊

[00:23:32] 我也没想到我吃了这碗饭儿了

[00:23:36] 嘿嘿

[00:23:37] 说起来都是笑话

[00:23:40] 来来来来

[00:23:41] 我给介绍介绍介绍

[00:23:43] 杨林一看一家人

[00:23:45] 心才放下

[00:23:47] 经过介绍之后才明白

[00:23:50] 闹了半天

[00:23:51] 饮马川有三百多人儿

[00:23:54] 三位头领长得挺难看的

[00:23:59] 眼珠子发红那位

[00:24:01] 人送绰号火眼酸泥

[00:24:04] 姓邓 叫邓飞

[00:24:08] 一员猛将

[00:24:09] 啊

[00:24:10] 这火眼酸泥邓飞呀

[00:24:13] 是湖北襄阳人

[00:24:16] 性如烈火

[00:24:19] 因为把本地有钱的财主给掐死了

[00:24:24] 逃门在外

[00:24:26] 他占据了饮马川

[00:24:30] 那白脸儿的长得挺漂亮

[00:24:32] 那小伙儿人送绰号叫玉帆杆

[00:24:37] 玉呢 它白 干净

[00:24:40] 个儿大

[00:24:40] 就像那杆子似的

[00:24:42] 故此叫玉帆杆

[00:24:44] 姓孟 叫孟康

[00:24:46] 孟康是真定府的人

[00:24:50] 也是贪了人命官司

[00:24:51] 不敢在家待着

[00:24:53] 占据饮马川

[00:24:56] 后来的这位

[00:24:58] 也就是认识戴宗的这位

[00:25:01] 人送绰号叫铁面孔目

[00:25:06] 姓裴

[00:25:07] 叫裴宣

[00:25:09] 裴宣哪

[00:25:10] 是京兆府的人

[00:25:12] 好学问

[00:25:14] 做过知府衙门的孔目

[00:25:18] 后来得罪了上峰

[00:25:21] 上峰要陷害他

[00:25:22] 他一赌气

[00:25:24] 辞官不干

[00:25:25] 占据饮马川

[00:25:30] 戴宗也在衙门混过

[00:25:32] 故此是老熟人儿

[00:25:34] 这回见面

[00:25:36] 真是英雄大聚会